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I don't think there would be many jokes, if there weren't constant frustration and fear and so forth. It's a response to bad troubles like crime. — Kurt Vonnegut

Death meant little to me. It was the last joke in a series of bad jokes. — Charles Bukowski

I'm really bad at writing jokes. — Glenn Howerton

That's how we spent the day
drizzling sarcasm over the truth
dropping bad jokes like f-bombs ... — Sarah Tregay

A girl can tell I like her when I blush or start telling bad jokes. — Zac Efron

If we live inside a bad joke, it is up to us to learn, at best and worst, to tell it well. — Jonathan Raban

When a bad experience happens, you just chalk it up to the great fact that you just got five more jokes in the show. — Jeff Dunham

Being nice can be funny. A lot of my jokes are like, 'Let me take a bad situation and try to put the best spin on it.' — Ron Funches

The Crimean War is one of the bad jokes of history. — Philip Guedalla

I'm really bad with jokes. I would have to say Limp Bizkit. — Brian Molko

Most practical jokes, I'll feel too bad for the other person so I'll stop just before the punchline. — Larry David

Our show proves that some pretty incredible things can happen when people come together. — Ty Pennington

God timely supply my need. — Lailah Gifty Akita

They say that if you're good at something, never do it for free. But who would pay me to make bad jokes? — Caleb Eversole

My life is passed in making bad jokes and seeing them turn into true prophecies. — G.K. Chesterton

I'm really looking forward to developing just really fun, complex, interesting stories about people who happen to be black. — Tracie Thoms

I have never seen someone so small eat so much in my life," Throll murmured. — Michael A. Rothman

If mankind is naturally good, he is sure going against his nature more and more of the time. It sounds like a bad joke: the paranoids are after us. — Herbert Gold

Suppose the world were only one of God's jokes, would you work any the less to make it a good joke instead of a bad one? — George Bernard Shaw

also make ongoing written notes about my life. As it turned out, this was — Cliff Harwin

Shit, it was so damn girly. Next thing you knew, she was going to start crying at TV ads and doing her nails. And getting a frickin' pocketbook. — J.R. Ward

Bad jokes and gay marriage are destroying this country. But torture can save it. — Jon Stewart

I don't consider myself a comic but a performer. A comic tells bad jokes. — Sandra Bernhard

If you're from New Jersey, let people make all those bad jokes about our state. Don't let anyone know how great it is here. It's the best kept secret. — Jon Bon Jovi

Jokes that are gratuitously offensive are synonymous with bad writing to me. I'm offended as a writer first and as a person second. — Rachel Bloom

in this society, things you'd think could only be bad jokes actually happen all the time. — Banana Yoshimoto

Take every moment as a gift of life to enjoy. Stress will melt away to fill your heart with gratitude. — Debasish Mridha

She laughed at bad jokes, stayed out too late, and overslept too often. Charity Hill loved holidays and she hated budgets and the alarm clock. — Elizabeth Jane Howard