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Bad Jokes Quotes By Kurt Vonnegut: I don't think there would be many jokes,

I don't think there would be many jokes, if there weren't constant frustration and fear and so forth. It's a response to bad troubles like crime. — Kurt Vonnegut

Bad Jokes Quotes By Charles Bukowski: Death meant little to me. It was the

Death meant little to me. It was the last joke in a series of bad jokes. — Charles Bukowski

Bad Jokes Quotes By Glenn Howerton: I'm really bad at writing jokes.

I'm really bad at writing jokes. — Glenn Howerton

Bad Jokes Quotes By Sarah Tregay: That's how we spent the day drizzling sarcasm

That's how we spent the day
drizzling sarcasm over the truth
dropping bad jokes like f-bombs ... — Sarah Tregay

Bad Jokes Quotes By Zac Efron: A girl can tell I like her when

A girl can tell I like her when I blush or start telling bad jokes. — Zac Efron

Bad Jokes Quotes By Jonathan Raban: If we live inside a bad joke, it

If we live inside a bad joke, it is up to us to learn, at best and worst, to tell it well. — Jonathan Raban

Bad Jokes Quotes By Jeff Dunham: When a bad experience happens, you just chalk

When a bad experience happens, you just chalk it up to the great fact that you just got five more jokes in the show. — Jeff Dunham

Bad Jokes Quotes By Ron Funches: Being nice can be funny. A lot of

Being nice can be funny. A lot of my jokes are like, 'Let me take a bad situation and try to put the best spin on it.' — Ron Funches

Bad Jokes Quotes By Philip Guedalla: The Crimean War is one of the bad

The Crimean War is one of the bad jokes of history. — Philip Guedalla

Bad Jokes Quotes By Brian Molko: I'm really bad with jokes. I would have

I'm really bad with jokes. I would have to say Limp Bizkit. — Brian Molko

Bad Jokes Quotes By Larry David: Most practical jokes, I'll feel too bad for

Most practical jokes, I'll feel too bad for the other person so I'll stop just before the punchline. — Larry David

Bad Jokes Quotes By Ty Pennington: Our show proves that some pretty incredible things

Our show proves that some pretty incredible things can happen when people come together. — Ty Pennington

Bad Jokes Quotes By Lailah Gifty Akita: God timely supply my need.

God timely supply my need. — Lailah Gifty Akita

Bad Jokes Quotes By Caleb Eversole: They say that if you're good at something,

They say that if you're good at something, never do it for free. But who would pay me to make bad jokes? — Caleb Eversole

Bad Jokes Quotes By G.K. Chesterton: My life is passed in making bad jokes

My life is passed in making bad jokes and seeing them turn into true prophecies. — G.K. Chesterton

Bad Jokes Quotes By Tracie Thoms: I'm really looking forward to developing just really

I'm really looking forward to developing just really fun, complex, interesting stories about people who happen to be black. — Tracie Thoms

Bad Jokes Quotes By Michael A. Rothman: I have never seen someone so small eat

I have never seen someone so small eat so much in my life," Throll murmured. — Michael A. Rothman

Bad Jokes Quotes By Herbert Gold: If mankind is naturally good, he is sure

If mankind is naturally good, he is sure going against his nature more and more of the time. It sounds like a bad joke: the paranoids are after us. — Herbert Gold

Bad Jokes Quotes By George Bernard Shaw: Suppose the world were only one of God's

Suppose the world were only one of God's jokes, would you work any the less to make it a good joke instead of a bad one? — George Bernard Shaw

Bad Jokes Quotes By Cliff Harwin: also make ongoing written notes about my life.

also make ongoing written notes about my life. As it turned out, this was — Cliff Harwin

Bad Jokes Quotes By J.R. Ward: Shit, it was so damn girly. Next thing

Shit, it was so damn girly. Next thing you knew, she was going to start crying at TV ads and doing her nails. And getting a frickin' pocketbook. — J.R. Ward

Bad Jokes Quotes By Jon Stewart: Bad jokes and gay marriage are destroying this

Bad jokes and gay marriage are destroying this country. But torture can save it. — Jon Stewart

Bad Jokes Quotes By Sandra Bernhard: I don't consider myself a comic but a

I don't consider myself a comic but a performer. A comic tells bad jokes. — Sandra Bernhard

Bad Jokes Quotes By Jon Bon Jovi: If you're from New Jersey, let people make

If you're from New Jersey, let people make all those bad jokes about our state. Don't let anyone know how great it is here. It's the best kept secret. — Jon Bon Jovi

Bad Jokes Quotes By Rachel Bloom: Jokes that are gratuitously offensive are synonymous with

Jokes that are gratuitously offensive are synonymous with bad writing to me. I'm offended as a writer first and as a person second. — Rachel Bloom

Bad Jokes Quotes By Banana Yoshimoto: in this society, things you'd think could only

in this society, things you'd think could only be bad jokes actually happen all the time. — Banana Yoshimoto

Bad Jokes Quotes By Debasish Mridha: Take every moment as a gift of life

Take every moment as a gift of life to enjoy. Stress will melt away to fill your heart with gratitude. — Debasish Mridha

Bad Jokes Quotes By Elizabeth Jane Howard: She laughed at bad jokes, stayed out too

She laughed at bad jokes, stayed out too late, and overslept too often. Charity Hill loved holidays and she hated budgets and the alarm clock. — Elizabeth Jane Howard