Bad Humour Quotes: top 41 famous quotes about Bad Humour

Bad Humour Quotes & Sayings

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It is always a bad sign when the lower classes laugh: their taste in humour is both poor and sinister; — Robert Louis Stevenson

You know its going to be a bad day when you are having a prostate examination and you feel both of your doctor's hands on your shoulders! — Michael Robotham

Don't know if it's good or bad that a Google search on "Big Bang Theory" lists the sitcom before the origin of the Universe — Neil DeGrasse Tyson

If there's anything worse in this world than a bad batch of babi guling, it's hindsight. — S.A. Tawks

And then, as if written by the hand of a bad novelist, an incredible thing happened. — Jonathan Stroud

Big surprise, I put you to sleep. Don't feel bad. It happens all the time. — Robyn Carr

Does bad luck come in 3's...or is it multiples of 3? — Tara Ford

Yes. We will live the rest of our lives in hell. It's not so bad: as long as you're prepared for it, you can live anywhere. — Mizuki Nomura

Swans sing before they die - 't were no bad thing
Should certain persons die before they sing. — Samuel Taylor Coleridge

And - holy shit was this song bad. It was like the singer was stabbing my ear with a dagger made of dried turds. — David Wong

I suggest taking the high road and have a little sence of humour and let things roll off your back. I think that's very important. — Sally Ride

I can't decide whether I'm a good girl wrapped up in a bad girl, or if I'm a bad girl wrapped up in a good girl. And that's how I know I'm a woman! — C. JoyBell C.

But who wants to be foretold the weather? It is bad enough when it comes, without our having the misery of knowing about it beforehand. — Jerome K. Jerome

Thanks for not trying to see me when I looked like hell."
"To be fair, you still look pretty bad. — John Green

Where humor is concerned there are no standards - no one can say what is good or bad, although you can be sure that everyone will. — John Kenneth Galbraith

If they succeed, you will not be packed off to some idyllic farm, where you can write bad poetry, we will both be executed. — A.H. Septimius

Shiny, let's be bad guys! — Joss Whedon

Bloody hell, things are bad when you want to be a robin more then yourself — Rae Earl

Good isn't obsessed to win
But
Bad is destined to lose — Hemdiva Dev

It bears repeating a third time: Not being funny doesn't make you a bad person. Not having a sense of humour does. — David Rakoff

Whew,' he said, 'I'm glad that's over, Thomas. I've been feeling awfully bad about it.' It was only too evident that he no longer did. — Graham Greene

So a good man can be a bad Christian?"
"I suppose so."
"Then a bad man," I said, "can be a good Christian? — Bernard Cornwell

Paperwork wouldn't be so bad if it weren't for all the paper. And the work. — Darynda Jones

You think we 're both fifty shades of fucked up, don't you?"
- "Nah, not that bad. Maybe twenty-five shades. — Laurelin Paige

Lots of distractions - that's good.
Murderous angels everywhere - that's bad.
That's about as far as my frozen brain will go. — Susan Ee

I hate mankind, for I think myself one of the best of them, and I know how bad I am. — Samuel Johnson

In some company it's perfectly all right to prick your finger, but very bad form to finger your prick. — George Carlin

A bunch of bad songs, make an awful whine. — Benny Bellamacina

You like it in jail?'
'It's not too bad. You don't meet the best people, but who the hell wants to? — Raymond Chandler

Sergeant Colon was lost in admiration. He'd seen people bluff on a bad hand, but he'd never seen anyone bluff with no cards. — Terry Pratchett

You make the Titanic look like a tiny little misadventure. — Gina Ranalli

You only get one life.
Too bad you already made a mess of it. — Peter James West

In fact the bare adjective "bad" hardly scratches the surface of the man's awesome incapacity. — John Biggins

Bad habits have brought me this far: why change such a tried-and-true formula? — Christopher Hitchens

There's only one thing in life more dangerous than a bad idea, and that's a good one. — Greg Curtis

I have a bad habit of wolfing down things that catch my eye. — Katze Snow

Happiness is nothing more than good health and a bad memory. — Albert Schweitzer

Draco Malfoy is a bad boy! squeaked Dobby angrily. — J.K. Rowling

I knew today was gonna be bad, but I never got close to this — Ian Ayris

On a good day, my style is librarian chic. On a bad day, it's frumpy mother. — Cassandra Page

its bad enough talking to yourself but worse when you realise you aren't listening — Tabitca Cope