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Aziz Quotes By Aziz Ansari: Today, if you own a smartphone, you're carrying Today, if you own a smartphone, you're carrying a 24-7 singles bar in your pocket. — Aziz Ansari
Aziz Quotes By Aziz Ansari: Even if you say you "don't play games," Even if you say you "don't play games," that is a type of game - it is the "I don't play games" game. — Aziz Ansari
Aziz Quotes By Aziz Ansari: When I bet on horses, I never lose. When I bet on horses, I never lose. Why? I bet on all the horses. — Aziz Ansari
Aziz Quotes By Aziz Ansari: The couples that did the novel and exciting The couples that did the novel and exciting activities showed a significantly greater increase in relationship quality. — Aziz Ansari
Aziz Quotes By Aziz Ansari: You should really treat stand-up like you would You should really treat stand-up like you would a play. It's a one-man play. — Aziz Ansari
Aziz Quotes By Aziz Ansari: You've got to be pretty confident that you're You've got to be pretty confident that you're good. If I do a show and for whatever reason no one laughs, I'll be like, 'Wow, those people are weird'. — Aziz Ansari
Aziz Quotes By Aziz Ansari: Even in my stand-up, there's a lot more Even in my stand-up, there's a lot more positivity and enthusiasm rather than negative, I-hate-everything vibes. — Aziz Ansari
Aziz Quotes By Aziz Ansari: I write characters that are based on elements I write characters that are based on elements of people I know and experiences I've really had. — Aziz Ansari
Aziz Quotes By Aziz Ansari: Encountering potential partners via online dating profiles reduces Encountering potential partners via online dating profiles reduces three-dimensional people to two-dimensional displays of information, — Aziz Ansari
Aziz Quotes By Aziz Ansari: I've always tried to maintain that I don't I've always tried to maintain that I don't have any advice to give. I'm a curious observer. — Aziz Ansari
Aziz Quotes By Aziz Ansari: Fiddling knobs, touching keys, having fun with a Fiddling knobs, touching keys, having fun with a full grown man. — Aziz Ansari
Aziz Quotes By Aziz Ansari: I live in L.A., I go on tour I live in L.A., I go on tour all the time, I'm in New York half the year - it's very hard to be in a relationship. — Aziz Ansari
Aziz Quotes By Aziz Ansari: I'm kind of obsessed with food. I like I'm kind of obsessed with food. I like to eat. — Aziz Ansari
Aziz Quotes By Aziz Ansari: Stand-up comedy is a raunchy profession. Stand-up comedy is a raunchy profession. — Aziz Ansari
Aziz Quotes By Aziz Hamza: If the gods chose Sextus as King of If the gods chose Sextus as King of Rome, the worst possible evil will befall it — Aziz Hamza
Aziz Quotes By Aziz Ansari: I spend so much time on the Internet I spend so much time on the Internet ... I feel like I'm a million pages into the worst book ever, and I'm never going to stop reading. — Aziz Ansari
Aziz Quotes By Aziz Ansari: Why would anyone get married and have babies? Why would anyone get married and have babies? That's the dumbest idea I've ever heard in my life. Or the scariest thing I've ever heard in my life. — Aziz Ansari
Aziz Quotes By Aziz Ansari: I like going out and I like being I like going out and I like being single, but a growing part of me would rather just stay home, cook food with someone I really like, and do nothing. — Aziz Ansari
Aziz Quotes By Aziz Ansari: And now I'm at home on a laptop And now I'm at home on a laptop again, typing out stuff for this chapter that you are reading right now, possibly on a screen as well! — Aziz Ansari
Aziz Quotes By V.S. Carnes: Somehow, I did not finger you for a Somehow, I did not finger you for a treasure-hunter."
"Oh, but I am," without shame. "Her name is Titianni Aziz. — V.S. Carnes
Aziz Quotes By Aziz Ansari: I have found that she is as kind I have found that she is as kind and caring a person as she is hilarious. Simply put, Amy Poehler is my hero. — Aziz Ansari
Aziz Quotes By Aziz Ansari: You don't know Jay-Z's scedule. He's a renaissance You don't know Jay-Z's scedule. He's a renaissance man. — Aziz Ansari
Aziz Quotes By Aziz Ansari: what stranger can compete with a video that what stranger can compete with a video that documents the budding friendship of two baby hippopotamuses? No one, that's who. — Aziz Ansari
Aziz Quotes By Aziz Ansari: If your job was remotely interesting, there would If your job was remotely interesting, there would be a show on A&E about it. — Aziz Ansari
Aziz Quotes By Sulaiman Abdul Aziz Al Rajhi: Why borrow if you are not in need Why borrow if you are not in need of it? You must lend feet to the maximum of your bed only, and not to borrow except in the case of necessity. — Sulaiman Abdul Aziz Al Rajhi
Aziz Quotes By Elif Shafak: Aziz was that rare type of man a Aziz was that rare type of man a woman could love without losing her self-respect. — Elif Shafak
Aziz Quotes By Aziz Ansari: For women in this era, it seemed that For women in this era, it seemed that marriage was the easiest way of acquiring the basic freedoms of adulthood. Things — Aziz Ansari
Aziz Quotes By Aziz Ansari: Oh, what's this in my shoe? Red carpet Oh, what's this in my shoe? Red carpet insole. Everywhere I go, I'm walking on red carpet. — Aziz Ansari
Aziz Quotes By Aziz Ansari: I often don't answer, but I like receiving I often don't answer, but I like receiving them," said one woman, who seemed oblivious to how ridiculous this statement sounded. — Aziz Ansari
Aziz Quotes By Aziz Ansari: True love? This guy has a job and True love? This guy has a job and a decent mustache. Lock it down, girl. — Aziz Ansari
Aziz Quotes By Aziz Gazipura: identity stories have tremendous power over us and identity stories have tremendous power over us and over the quality of our lives. We — Aziz Gazipura
Aziz Quotes By Aziz Ansari: The four sweetest words in the English language The four sweetest words in the English language - 'You wore me down.' — Aziz Ansari
Aziz Quotes By Aziz Ansari: London seems to be a town with a London seems to be a town with a lot of comedy fans and people that really enjoy stand-up. — Aziz Ansari
Aziz Quotes By Aziz Ansari: Come on, man, I got a full beard! Come on, man, I got a full beard! — Aziz Ansari
Aziz Quotes By Aziz Ansari: Oh, am I wearing an ascot? I didn't Oh, am I wearing an ascot? I didn't notice. — Aziz Ansari
Aziz Quotes By Aziz Ansari: Aren't you scared your kid's getting kidnapped ... Aren't you scared your kid's getting kidnapped ... RIGHT NOW? — Aziz Ansari
Aziz Quotes By Aziz Ansari: I have a couple of 'doing caps' in I have a couple of 'doing caps' in my wallet. That's what I call condoms. — Aziz Ansari
Aziz Quotes By Colin Salmon: I played myself in an Aziz Ansari comedy, I played myself in an Aziz Ansari comedy, and that was funny to see how they saw me ... flowing scarves and a flourish of pink! Eek! — Colin Salmon
Aziz Quotes By Aziz Ansari: Maybe we are trying to meet every single Maybe we are trying to meet every single person in order to be sure we have the best. Maybe we have it all wrong. — Aziz Ansari
Aziz Quotes By Aziz Ansari: Others fear what the morrow may bring. I Others fear what the morrow may bring. I am afraid of what happened yesterday. — Aziz Ansari
Aziz Quotes By Aziz Ansari: I know my fan base is a smart I know my fan base is a smart group of people. — Aziz Ansari
Aziz Quotes By Aziz Ansari: What's cool about Twitter is that you can What's cool about Twitter is that you can make a joke about something very of-the-moment or random that I wouldn't be able to joke about in stand-up. — Aziz Ansari
Aziz Quotes By Aziz Ansari: Acting is a plum gig, and then animation Acting is a plum gig, and then animation is an even more plum gig. — Aziz Ansari
Aziz Quotes By Aziz Ansari: Comedians don't have hits. You have to have Comedians don't have hits. You have to have a whole brand-new hour. You have no hits to rely on. — Aziz Ansari
Aziz Quotes By Aziz Ansari: I am perpetually indecisive on even the most I am perpetually indecisive on even the most mundane decisions, and I couldn't imagine leaving such an important choice to other people — Aziz Ansari
Aziz Quotes By Aziz Ansari: At the risk bragging, one of the things At the risk bragging, one of the things I'm best at is riding coattails. Behind every successful man is me, smiling and taking partial credit. — Aziz Ansari
Aziz Quotes By Aziz Ansari: The hardest part about rollerblading is telling your The hardest part about rollerblading is telling your parents you're gay. — Aziz Ansari
Aziz Quotes By Aziz Ansari: Oh, I'm sure he's much more intelligent and Oh, I'm sure he's much more intelligent and thoughtful in person. This is just his "lazy phone persona. — Aziz Ansari
Aziz Quotes By Aziz Ansari: Waiting for true love was a luxury that Waiting for true love was a luxury that many, especially women, could not afford. — Aziz Ansari
Aziz Quotes By Aziz Ansari: If you live a responsible life, you'll run If you live a responsible life, you'll run into responsible people, — Aziz Ansari
Aziz Quotes By Aziz Ansari: Writing your own jokes, you just kind of Writing your own jokes, you just kind of keep working on something until you think it might work, and then you try it out and hope for the best. — Aziz Ansari
Aziz Quotes By Aziz Ansari: Being a rapper is about being cool, but Being a rapper is about being cool, but being a comedian, you're not supposed to be the coolest guy. — Aziz Ansari
Aziz Quotes By Aziz Ansari: I have never taken the high road, but I have never taken the high road, but I tell other people to 'cause then there's more room for me on the low road. — Aziz Ansari
Aziz Quotes By Aziz Ansari: Do It Under the Influence Yourself! That's what Do It Under the Influence Yourself! That's what we're shooting for! Get drunk and make your dreams come true. — Aziz Ansari
Aziz Quotes By Aziz Ansari: Sometimes you gotta work a little, so you Sometimes you gotta work a little, so you can ball a lot. — Aziz Ansari
Aziz Quotes By Aziz Ansari: OH, Shit! Thanks for buying my book. That OH, Shit! Thanks for buying my book. That money is MINE. — Aziz Ansari
Aziz Quotes By Aziz Ansari: I guess my music taste is pretty predictable: I guess my music taste is pretty predictable: I like new indie rock stuff, older stuff. — Aziz Ansari
Aziz Quotes By Aziz Ansari: (On a side note, I would give pretty (On a side note, I would give pretty much anything to have been in the room where the guy said, "I've got it! We'll call it . . . Soapland!") — Aziz Ansari
Aziz Quotes By Aziz Ansari: I have no interest in art. Let me I have no interest in art. Let me clarify - I have no interest in non-nude images. — Aziz Ansari
Aziz Quotes By Aziz Ansari: I was surprised to learn that research showed I was surprised to learn that research showed arranged couples tended to be happier in the long run. — Aziz Ansari
Aziz Quotes By Aziz Ansari: But this whole idea of marrying for happiness But this whole idea of marrying for happiness and love is relatively new. For — Aziz Ansari
Aziz Quotes By Sulaiman Abdul Aziz Al Rajhi: If we pursue organic farming as our healthy If we pursue organic farming as our healthy food style, we can bring down cost of treatment to a great extent. — Sulaiman Abdul Aziz Al Rajhi
Aziz Quotes By Aziz Ansari: For the first time in history, the typical For the first time in history, the typical American now spends more years single than married. What — Aziz Ansari
Aziz Quotes By Aziz Ansari: I've never done online dating. I've never done online dating. — Aziz Ansari
Aziz Quotes By Aziz Hamza: History immortalises both the names of the greats History immortalises both the names of the greats and the tyrants without making a distinction between them. — Aziz Hamza
Aziz Quotes By Aziz Ansari: I'm in a situation with this girl that's I'm in a situation with this girl that's as hopeless as overthrowing the Bush administration. — Aziz Ansari
Aziz Quotes By Aziz Ansari: I think absurdist humor is funny ... I think absurdist humor is funny ... — Aziz Ansari
Aziz Quotes By Aziz Ansari: Come cook food with me and do nothing. Come cook food with me and do nothing. — Aziz Ansari
Aziz Quotes By Aziz Ansari: I was a dishwasher at one of those I was a dishwasher at one of those Japanese places that cook on your table. Not too fun. — Aziz Ansari
Aziz Quotes By Aziz Ansari: While we may think we know what we While we may think we know what we want, we're often wrong". — Aziz Ansari
Aziz Quotes By Aziz Ansari: No one's trying to get with jugglers. No one's trying to get with jugglers. — Aziz Ansari
Aziz Quotes By Aziz Ansari: Once you become a comedian, you accept that Once you become a comedian, you accept that people are just going to yell stuff at you. — Aziz Ansari
Aziz Quotes By E. M. Forster: Aziz winked at him slowly and said: ... Aziz winked at him slowly and said: ... There are many ways of being a man; mine is to express what is deepest in my heart. — E. M. Forster
Aziz Quotes By Aziz Ansari: At certain times, though, this "I need the At certain times, though, this "I need the best" mentality can be debilitating. — Aziz Ansari
Aziz Quotes By Aziz Ansari: So: just drinks, minimal effort on his part, So: just drinks, minimal effort on his part, and you have travel to him. Ladies, are you getting sexually excited just reading this?! — Aziz Ansari
Aziz Quotes By Aziz Ansari: I'm an optimist - I feel like an I'm an optimist - I feel like an amazing part of life is that at any moment. — Aziz Ansari
Aziz Quotes By Aziz Ansari: A lot of people my age think stand A lot of people my age think stand up sucks. — Aziz Ansari
Aziz Quotes By Aziz Hamza: Discourses, which are mostly wrapped in spurious religious Discourses, which are mostly wrapped in spurious religious and patriotic ideologies that ignite the enthusiasm of the ignorant masses — Aziz Hamza
Aziz Quotes By Aziz Ansari: Emily told us. "I would never go on Emily told us. "I would never go on a first date somewhere in my town because I know all the waiters. I know all the bartenders. I know everybody. — Aziz Ansari
Aziz Quotes By Aziz Ansari: She felt HORRIBLE. It was the greatest Valentine's She felt HORRIBLE. It was the greatest Valentine's Day gift I've ever received. — Aziz Ansari
Aziz Quotes By Aziz Ansari: When you meet someone you really like and When you meet someone you really like and connect with, I think that's very special, and not to be taken for granted. — Aziz Ansari
Aziz Quotes By Aziz Ansari: To be honest, I tend to romanticize the To be honest, I tend to romanticize the past, and though I appreciate all the conveniences of modern life, sometimes I yearn for simpler times. — Aziz Ansari