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people have been cheating on each other for as long as they've made promises to be monogamous
— Aziz Ansari
What's up with these people and the food analogies?!
— Aziz Ansari
We will not accept in our country even a single soldier who will attack Muslims or Arabs.
— Sultan Bin Abdul-Aziz Al Saud
Most people would say 'the deets', but I say 'the tails'. Just another example of innovation.
— Aziz Ansari
Don't Pretend Fake Be Original Pretend To Be
— Aziz Ahmed
With King Abdullah's leadership and his people's trust he can keep the kingdom stable and secure in all its affairs.
— Sultan Bin Abdul-Aziz Al Saud
One firm takeaway from all our interviews with women is that most dudes out there are straight-up bozos.
— Aziz Ansari
One of the big things I miss about New York is not my friends so much; it's Shake Shack, the burger place. I miss Shake Shack.
— Aziz Ansari
It's the hardest thing to come up with an hour of material that can consistently keep people laughing.
— Aziz Ansari
Online dating is just a vehicle to meet more people," she says. "It's not the place to actually date." For
— Aziz Ansari
I distributed my wealth among my children and set aside a portion for endowment to run charity projects.
— Sulaiman Abdul Aziz Al Rajhi
History immortalises both the names of the greats and the tyrants without making a distinction between them.
— Aziz Hamza
Oh, I'm sure he's much more intelligent and thoughtful in person. This is just his "lazy phone persona.
— Aziz Ansari
I was surprised to learn that research showed arranged couples tended to be happier in the long run.
— Aziz Ansari
OH, Shit! Thanks for buying my book. That money is MINE.
— Aziz Ansari
Being a rapper is about being cool, but being a comedian, you're not supposed to be the coolest guy.
— Aziz Ansari
I have never taken the high road, but I tell other people to 'cause then there's more room for me on the low road.
— Aziz Ansari
Do It Under the Influence Yourself! That's what we're shooting for! Get drunk and make your dreams come true.
— Aziz Ansari
I guess my music taste is pretty predictable: I like new indie rock stuff, older stuff.
— Aziz Ansari
Once you become a comedian, you accept that people are just going to yell stuff at you.
— Aziz Ansari
When you meet someone you really like and connect with, I think that's very special, and not to be taken for granted.
— Aziz Ansari
A lot of people my age think stand up sucks.
— Aziz Ansari
Aziz winked at him slowly and said: ... There are many ways of being a man; mine is to express what is deepest in my heart.
— E. M. Forster
No one's trying to get with jugglers.
— Aziz Ansari
I was a dishwasher at one of those Japanese places that cook on your table. Not too fun.
— Aziz Ansari
Come cook food with me and do nothing.
— Aziz Ansari
I think absurdist humor is funny ...
— Aziz Ansari
I'm in a situation with this girl that's as hopeless as overthrowing the Bush administration.
— Aziz Ansari
Comedians don't have hits. You have to have a whole brand-new hour. You have no hits to rely on.
— Aziz Ansari
I've never done online dating.
— Aziz Ansari
For the first time in history, the typical American now spends more years single than married. What
— Aziz Ansari
If we pursue organic farming as our healthy food style, we can bring down cost of treatment to a great extent.
— Sulaiman Abdul Aziz Al Rajhi
I live in L.A., I go on tour all the time, I'm in New York half the year - it's very hard to be in a relationship.
— Aziz Ansari
what stranger can compete with a video that documents the budding friendship of two baby hippopotamuses? No one, that's who.
— Aziz Ansari
You don't know Jay-Z's scedule. He's a renaissance man.
— Aziz Ansari
I have found that she is as kind and caring a person as she is hilarious. Simply put, Amy Poehler is my hero.
— Aziz Ansari
Somehow, I did not finger you for a treasure-hunter.""Oh, but I am," without shame. "Her name is Titianni Aziz. — V.S. Carnes
Stand-up comedy is a raunchy profession.
— Aziz Ansari
I'm kind of obsessed with food. I like to eat.
— Aziz Ansari
I've always tried to maintain that I don't have any advice to give. I'm a curious observer.
— Aziz Ansari
I write characters that are based on elements of people I know and experiences I've really had.
— Aziz Ansari
Even in my stand-up, there's a lot more positivity and enthusiasm rather than negative, I-hate-everything vibes.
— Aziz Ansari
The couples that did the novel and exciting activities showed a significantly greater increase in relationship quality.
— Aziz Ansari
Even if you say you "don't play games," that is a type of game - it is the "I don't play games" game.
— Aziz Ansari
Oh, am I wearing an ascot? I didn't notice.
— Aziz Ansari
I know my fan base is a smart group of people.
— Aziz Ansari
Maybe we are trying to meet every single person in order to be sure we have the best. Maybe we have it all wrong.
— Aziz Ansari
I played myself in an Aziz Ansari comedy, and that was funny to see how they saw me ... flowing scarves and a flourish of pink! Eek!
— Colin Salmon
Come on, man, I got a full beard!
— Aziz Ansari
London seems to be a town with a lot of comedy fans and people that really enjoy stand-up.
— Aziz Ansari
identity stories have tremendous power over us and over the quality of our lives. We
— Aziz Gazipura
Oh, what's this in my shoe? Red carpet insole. Everywhere I go, I'm walking on red carpet.
— Aziz Ansari
