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people have been cheating on each other for as long as they've made promises to be monogamous — Aziz Ansari

What's up with these people and the food analogies?! — Aziz Ansari

when you walk the path of revenge, know that someone will always follow your trail — Aziz Hamza

We will not accept in our country even a single soldier who will attack Muslims or Arabs. — Sultan Bin Abdul-Aziz Al Saud

Most people would say 'the deets', but I say 'the tails'. Just another example of innovation. — Aziz Ansari

Don't Pretend Fake Be Original Pretend To Be — Aziz Ahmed

We need prefab housing, we need to repair what can be repaired. We have appealed to the whole world to ship tents and blankets to Pakistan. — Shaukat Aziz

With King Abdullah's leadership and his people's trust he can keep the kingdom stable and secure in all its affairs. — Sultan Bin Abdul-Aziz Al Saud

One firm takeaway from all our interviews with women is that most dudes out there are straight-up bozos. — Aziz Ansari

In all things in life, boldness is rewarded, and cowardice is ignored. — Aziz Gazipura

If you believe that men and women have equal rights, if someone asks if you're feminist, you have to say yes because that is how words work. — Aziz Ansari

One of the big things I miss about New York is not my friends so much; it's Shake Shack, the burger place. I miss Shake Shack. — Aziz Ansari

It's the hardest thing to come up with an hour of material that can consistently keep people laughing. — Aziz Ansari

no matter how many options we seem to have on our screens, we should be careful not to lose track of the human beings behind them. — Aziz Ansari

For the majority of the time, I may as well have been just a really tan white kid. You know, I may as well have just been, like, a fat kid. — Aziz Ansari

Online dating is just a vehicle to meet more people," she says. "It's not the place to actually date." For — Aziz Ansari

No nudity or sex happens at hostess clubs. It's basically like prostitution, but they just hang out with you. I was very confused. — Aziz Ansari

I distributed my wealth among my children and set aside a portion for endowment to run charity projects. — Sulaiman Abdul Aziz Al Rajhi

(On a side note, I would give pretty much anything to have been in the room where the guy said, "I've got it! We'll call it . . . Soapland!") — Aziz Ansari

History immortalises both the names of the greats and the tyrants without making a distinction between them. — Aziz Hamza

Oh, I'm sure he's much more intelligent and thoughtful in person. This is just his "lazy phone persona. — Aziz Ansari

I was surprised to learn that research showed arranged couples tended to be happier in the long run. — Aziz Ansari

I have no interest in art. Let me clarify - I have no interest in non-nude images. — Aziz Ansari

Waiting for true love was a luxury that many, especially women, could not afford. — Aziz Ansari

OH, Shit! Thanks for buying my book. That money is MINE. — Aziz Ansari

If you live a responsible life, you'll run into responsible people, — Aziz Ansari

Writing your own jokes, you just kind of keep working on something until you think it might work, and then you try it out and hope for the best. — Aziz Ansari

Being a rapper is about being cool, but being a comedian, you're not supposed to be the coolest guy. — Aziz Ansari

I have never taken the high road, but I tell other people to 'cause then there's more room for me on the low road. — Aziz Ansari

Do It Under the Influence Yourself! That's what we're shooting for! Get drunk and make your dreams come true. — Aziz Ansari

Sometimes you gotta work a little, so you can ball a lot. — Aziz Ansari

I guess my music taste is pretty predictable: I like new indie rock stuff, older stuff. — Aziz Ansari

Once you become a comedian, you accept that people are just going to yell stuff at you. — Aziz Ansari

To be honest, I tend to romanticize the past, and though I appreciate all the conveniences of modern life, sometimes I yearn for simpler times. — Aziz Ansari

When you meet someone you really like and connect with, I think that's very special, and not to be taken for granted. — Aziz Ansari

She felt HORRIBLE. It was the greatest Valentine's Day gift I've ever received. — Aziz Ansari

Emily told us. "I would never go on a first date somewhere in my town because I know all the waiters. I know all the bartenders. I know everybody. — Aziz Ansari

Discourses, which are mostly wrapped in spurious religious and patriotic ideologies that ignite the enthusiasm of the ignorant masses — Aziz Hamza

A lot of people my age think stand up sucks. — Aziz Ansari

I'm an optimist - I feel like an amazing part of life is that at any moment. — Aziz Ansari

So: just drinks, minimal effort on his part, and you have travel to him. Ladies, are you getting sexually excited just reading this?! — Aziz Ansari

At certain times, though, this "I need the best" mentality can be debilitating. — Aziz Ansari

Aziz winked at him slowly and said: ... There are many ways of being a man; mine is to express what is deepest in my heart. — E. M. Forster

But this whole idea of marrying for happiness and love is relatively new. For — Aziz Ansari

No one's trying to get with jugglers. — Aziz Ansari

While we may think we know what we want, we're often wrong". — Aziz Ansari

I was a dishwasher at one of those Japanese places that cook on your table. Not too fun. — Aziz Ansari

Come cook food with me and do nothing. — Aziz Ansari

I think absurdist humor is funny ... — Aziz Ansari

I'm in a situation with this girl that's as hopeless as overthrowing the Bush administration. — Aziz Ansari

Comedians don't have hits. You have to have a whole brand-new hour. You have no hits to rely on. — Aziz Ansari

I've never done online dating. — Aziz Ansari

For the first time in history, the typical American now spends more years single than married. What — Aziz Ansari

If we pursue organic farming as our healthy food style, we can bring down cost of treatment to a great extent. — Sulaiman Abdul Aziz Al Rajhi

I live in L.A., I go on tour all the time, I'm in New York half the year - it's very hard to be in a relationship. — Aziz Ansari

what stranger can compete with a video that documents the budding friendship of two baby hippopotamuses? No one, that's who. — Aziz Ansari

You don't know Jay-Z's scedule. He's a renaissance man. — Aziz Ansari

I have found that she is as kind and caring a person as she is hilarious. Simply put, Amy Poehler is my hero. — Aziz Ansari

Somehow, I did not finger you for a treasure-hunter."
"Oh, but I am," without shame. "Her name is Titianni Aziz. — V.S. Carnes

And now I'm at home on a laptop again, typing out stuff for this chapter that you are reading right now, possibly on a screen as well! — Aziz Ansari

I like going out and I like being single, but a growing part of me would rather just stay home, cook food with someone I really like, and do nothing. — Aziz Ansari

Why would anyone get married and have babies? That's the dumbest idea I've ever heard in my life. Or the scariest thing I've ever heard in my life. — Aziz Ansari

I spend so much time on the Internet ... I feel like I'm a million pages into the worst book ever, and I'm never going to stop reading. — Aziz Ansari

If the gods chose Sextus as King of Rome, the worst possible evil will befall it — Aziz Hamza

Stand-up comedy is a raunchy profession. — Aziz Ansari

I'm kind of obsessed with food. I like to eat. — Aziz Ansari

If your job was remotely interesting, there would be a show on A&E about it. — Aziz Ansari

Fiddling knobs, touching keys, having fun with a full grown man. — Aziz Ansari

I've always tried to maintain that I don't have any advice to give. I'm a curious observer. — Aziz Ansari

Encountering potential partners via online dating profiles reduces three-dimensional people to two-dimensional displays of information, — Aziz Ansari

I write characters that are based on elements of people I know and experiences I've really had. — Aziz Ansari

Even in my stand-up, there's a lot more positivity and enthusiasm rather than negative, I-hate-everything vibes. — Aziz Ansari

You've got to be pretty confident that you're good. If I do a show and for whatever reason no one laughs, I'll be like, 'Wow, those people are weird'. — Aziz Ansari

You should really treat stand-up like you would a play. It's a one-man play. — Aziz Ansari

The couples that did the novel and exciting activities showed a significantly greater increase in relationship quality. — Aziz Ansari

When I bet on horses, I never lose. Why? I bet on all the horses. — Aziz Ansari

Even if you say you "don't play games," that is a type of game - it is the "I don't play games" game. — Aziz Ansari

Oh, am I wearing an ascot? I didn't notice. — Aziz Ansari

At the risk bragging, one of the things I'm best at is riding coattails. Behind every successful man is me, smiling and taking partial credit. — Aziz Ansari

I am perpetually indecisive on even the most mundane decisions, and I couldn't imagine leaving such an important choice to other people — Aziz Ansari

Today, if you own a smartphone, you're carrying a 24-7 singles bar in your pocket. — Aziz Ansari

Acting is a plum gig, and then animation is an even more plum gig. — Aziz Ansari

What's cool about Twitter is that you can make a joke about something very of-the-moment or random that I wouldn't be able to joke about in stand-up. — Aziz Ansari

I know my fan base is a smart group of people. — Aziz Ansari

Others fear what the morrow may bring. I am afraid of what happened yesterday. — Aziz Ansari

Maybe we are trying to meet every single person in order to be sure we have the best. Maybe we have it all wrong. — Aziz Ansari

I played myself in an Aziz Ansari comedy, and that was funny to see how they saw me ... flowing scarves and a flourish of pink! Eek! — Colin Salmon

I have a couple of 'doing caps' in my wallet. That's what I call condoms. — Aziz Ansari

Aren't you scared your kid's getting kidnapped ... RIGHT NOW? — Aziz Ansari

The hardest part about rollerblading is telling your parents you're gay. — Aziz Ansari

Come on, man, I got a full beard! — Aziz Ansari

London seems to be a town with a lot of comedy fans and people that really enjoy stand-up. — Aziz Ansari

The four sweetest words in the English language - 'You wore me down.' — Aziz Ansari

identity stories have tremendous power over us and over the quality of our lives. We — Aziz Gazipura

True love? This guy has a job and a decent mustache. Lock it down, girl. — Aziz Ansari

I often don't answer, but I like receiving them," said one woman, who seemed oblivious to how ridiculous this statement sounded. — Aziz Ansari

Oh, what's this in my shoe? Red carpet insole. Everywhere I go, I'm walking on red carpet. — Aziz Ansari

For women in this era, it seemed that marriage was the easiest way of acquiring the basic freedoms of adulthood. Things — Aziz Ansari

Aziz was that rare type of man a woman could love without losing her self-respect. — Elif Shafak

Why borrow if you are not in need of it? You must lend feet to the maximum of your bed only, and not to borrow except in the case of necessity. — Sulaiman Abdul Aziz Al Rajhi