Awesome Funny Quotes
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Awesome Funny Quotes & Sayings
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I will survive, jackoffs. Just watch me.
— Kirstin Cronn-Mills
The way I work is mostly unconscious and instinctive.
— Britta Phillips
Err on the side of awesome.
— Brandon Sanderson
General abstract truth is the most precious of all blessings; without it, man is blind; it is the eye of reason.
— Jean-Jacques Rousseau
To answer your question, you want me because I'm made of awesome.
— Gena Showalter
You promise?""I cross the place where my heart used to be and wish to be even more deader than I am now. — Derek Landy
The only Commandment I ever obeyed - 'Consider the Lilies.
— Emily Dickinson
Porsche is a driver's car - a performance car. That was funny - here's this awesome car, but it's got no cup holders.
— Jason McCoy
I've been very lucky to work with people I think are funny and who are really awesome human beings.
— Jillian Bell
I grew up sort of a geeky, tall kid, and I think I was always the one trying to make my friends laugh.
— Sutton Foster
Delightfully, however, even phrases of world-ending awesome fury, spoken through a split lip, were quite funny.
— Alan Moore
I am the perpretor of my suffering - but only all of it.
— Byron Katie
Anna gave her that disjointed look with which so many people regarded Hannah, as if they has fallen too many words behind to ever catch up.
— Laura L. Sullivan
What we really are matters more than what other people think of us.
— Jawaharlal Nehru
Any urbanist has to appreciate New York City and the way it works. The public transit is astonishing.
— Mick Cornett
Once upon a time, fairy tales were AWESOME!
— Adam Gidwitz
You're impossible," she told him. "Of course I am," he answered. "It's part of my charm. — David Eddings
Don't get stabbed. It makes everything awkward.
— Maureen Johnson
Hmmm ... that's interesting.""What?"
"There seems to be a gentleman walking towards us with a shotgun. — Derek Landy
Babies used to make me nervous, but these squirmy things are awesome once you've read the manual.
— David Z. Hirsch
And you'd think that killing people would make them like you, but it doesn't. It just- it just makes them dead.
— Joe Walker
It is thy duty often times to do what thou wouldst not; thy duty too, to leave undone that thou wouldst do.
— Thomas A Kempis
The twentieth century provides little or no evidence in any corner of the globe to support the contention that religion causes most human conflict.
— Michael Medved
Google "brooklyn writer" and you'll get, Did you mean: the future of literature as we know it?
— Colson Whitehead
Who's stupid now, Jimbo?!
— April Henry
