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I will survive, jackoffs. Just watch me. — Kirstin Cronn-Mills

The way I work is mostly unconscious and instinctive. — Britta Phillips

Err on the side of awesome. — Brandon Sanderson

General abstract truth is the most precious of all blessings; without it, man is blind; it is the eye of reason. — Jean-Jacques Rousseau

I once took a poo in the woods while hunched over like an animal. It was AWESOME. — Drew Barrymore

To answer your question, you want me because I'm made of awesome. — Gena Showalter

You promise?"
"I cross the place where my heart used to be and wish to be even more deader than I am now. — Derek Landy

The only Commandment I ever obeyed - 'Consider the Lilies. — Emily Dickinson

Porsche is a driver's car - a performance car. That was funny - here's this awesome car, but it's got no cup holders. — Jason McCoy

I've been very lucky to work with people I think are funny and who are really awesome human beings. — Jillian Bell

I grew up sort of a geeky, tall kid, and I think I was always the one trying to make my friends laugh. — Sutton Foster

Delightfully, however, even phrases of world-ending awesome fury, spoken through a split lip, were quite funny. — Alan Moore

I am the perpretor of my suffering - but only all of it. — Byron Katie

Anna gave her that disjointed look with which so many people regarded Hannah, as if they has fallen too many words behind to ever catch up. — Laura L. Sullivan

What we really are matters more than what other people think of us. — Jawaharlal Nehru

Got a new pup. He is half griffon. The other half is mistake. — Emily Carr

Any urbanist has to appreciate New York City and the way it works. The public transit is astonishing. — Mick Cornett

There's a bit of hidden magic in every mistake. The magic is called learning. — Robert Kiyosaki

Once upon a time, fairy tales were AWESOME! — Adam Gidwitz

I was eight feet tall and made of metal again, and oh how I'd missed it so. — Andrew Seiple

LIBERTY!
FREEDOM!
DEMOCRACY!
True anyhow no matter how many
Liars use those words. — Langston Hughes

You're impossible," she told him.
"Of course I am," he answered. "It's part of my charm. — David Eddings

Don't get stabbed. It makes everything awkward. — Maureen Johnson

Awesome ends with me; but Ugly starts with u ... — Stephan

Hmmm ... that's interesting."
"What?"
"There seems to be a gentleman walking towards us with a shotgun. — Derek Landy

Babies used to make me nervous, but these squirmy things are awesome once you've read the manual. — David Z. Hirsch

And you'd think that killing people would make them like you, but it doesn't. It just- it just makes them dead. — Joe Walker

Yeah, well. I don't try to be awesome. It just comes natural. — Rick Riordan

It is thy duty often times to do what thou wouldst not; thy duty too, to leave undone that thou wouldst do. — Thomas A Kempis

The twentieth century provides little or no evidence in any corner of the globe to support the contention that religion causes most human conflict. — Michael Medved

You're doing fucking awesome, Colt whispers in my ear and I can't help but smile at that. Only he would use the word 'fuck' at my mom's funeral. — Nyrae Dawn

Google "brooklyn writer" and you'll get, Did you mean: the future of literature as we know it? — Colson Whitehead

Who's stupid now, Jimbo?! — April Henry

The funny thing is, the girls that I'm always up against for roles are pretty nice and cool, like Emma Watson. She's awesome. — Amanda Seyfried

I believe now, as I alway have, that America's strength is in 'We the People.' — Ronald Reagan