Average Looking Quotes

I hope to actually get back to painting someday ... soon. I sort of transitioned into cartooning from painting. — Max Cannon

I have acute pancreatitis."
"I thought it was just average looking. — Melissa Bank

The doctors x-rayed my head and found nothing. — Dizzy Dean

Tell me that that's what it's like to fall in love, like you don't have room for yourself in your own feet. — Fredrik Backman

What's the point of complaining. It just makes the people around you feel bad too. - Savannah — Suzanne Brockmann

Love!' said the princess. She stamped her foot. 'Why must everyone always speak of love? — Kate DiCamillo

I am so wise I had my mouth sewn shut. — John Berryman

Looking back, I just think I was a really average sort of girl. — Rosamund Pike

The average American burns 55 minutes a day-roughly 12 weeks a year-looking for things they know they own but can't find. — Newsweek

The only solution is to kill 600 people in one night. Let the UN and Bill Clinton and everyone else make a scene - and it is over for 20 years. — Alan Clark

Marriage is distinctly and repeatedly excluded from heaven. Is this because it is thought likely to mar the general felicity? — Samuel Butler

Estimated from a wife's experience, the average man spends fully one-quarter of his life in looking for his shoes. — Helen Rowland

Success is uncommon and not to be enjoyed by the common man. I'm looking for uncommon people because we want to be successful, not average. — Tony Dungy

That's the news from Lake Woebegon, where all the women are strong, all the men are good-looking, and all the children are above average. — Garrison Keillor

The French are a smallish, monkey-looking bunch and not dressed any better, on average, than the citizens of Baltimore. — P. J. O'Rourke

The eye with which you see God is the same eye with which God sees you; one in seeing; one in knowing; one in loving. — Laozi

A survey has shown that the average man has had sex in a car 15 times. Something to keep in mind next time you're looking for a used car. — Jay Leno

You know the law, Dresden."
"He who kills the cheer springs for beer," chanted the rest of the table. — Jim Butcher

I'm also looking for gems that the average reader might have missed. — Terri Windling

Necessity moderates more troubles than reason. — Luc De Clapiers

I average 25 with three guys on me and they are just looking at stats I guess. — Shaquille O'Neal

The NSA is not looking through people's address books and Visa bills and violating the rights of average citizens. That's not what the NSA does. — Michael Gerson