Auctioneer Funny Quotes

I understand the gist of your speculation,' said Rhialto. 'It is most likely nuncupatory. — Jack Vance

We live 24 minutes too late and that is viewed from the right side — Kurt Schwitters

Always give response rather than reaction". — Vaibhav Soni

The next great First Amendment battleground is just six inches high. It is a license plate bearing the Confederate flag. — Anonymous

Be kind to others - not because they deserve kindness - but because you deserve inner peace. — Debasish Mridha

In the state of nature, wrong-doing is impossible ; or, if anyone does wrong, it is to himself, not to another. — Baruch Spinoza

We're supposed to love flowers, yet we rip them from their homes, and give them to people who don't love us.
-Toril Withers (Dark Winter). — John Hennessy

When you meet somebody for the first time, you're not meeting them, you're meeting their representative. — Chris Rock

And now he smiled at me. All teeth. The way only people who hadn't learned self-consciousness
knew how to smile. — Alexis Hall

In real life, I'm afraid of heights - and people who get moral convictions ... Adolf Hitler in London. — Michael Caine

I'm falling for you, but I don't want to. — Katie McGarry