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Astrology Funny Quotes By Natalia Vodianova: I was born in Nizhny Novgorod to a

I was born in Nizhny Novgorod to a very poor family and unfortunately my father and mother separated when I was very little. — Natalia Vodianova

Astrology Funny Quotes By Shirley Ann Grau: Haven't you ever noticed how highways always get

Haven't you ever noticed how highways always get beautiful near the state capital? — Shirley Ann Grau

Astrology Funny Quotes By Chris Johnson: When you hear tracks everybody immediately thinks that

When you hear tracks everybody immediately thinks that nobody is really playing or singing. That's not the case at all. — Chris Johnson

Astrology Funny Quotes By Maimonides: Astrology is not an art, it is a

Astrology is not an art, it is a disease. — Maimonides

Astrology Funny Quotes By Whitney Houston: I am not self-destructive. I am not a

I am not self-destructive. I am not a person who wants to die. — Whitney Houston

Astrology Funny Quotes By Charles Simmons: Accurate knowledge is the basis of correct opinions;

Accurate knowledge is the basis of correct opinions; the want of it makes the opinions of most people of little value. — Charles Simmons

Astrology Funny Quotes By Bauvard: The stars have a strong effect on our

The stars have a strong effect on our daily shopping lives. Hollywood is astrology's only credible conspiracy. — Bauvard

Astrology Funny Quotes By Lindsay Davenport: I TiVo 'CSI,' 'CSI: Miami,' 'Grey's Anatomy,' 'Young

I TiVo 'CSI,' 'CSI: Miami,' 'Grey's Anatomy,' 'Young and The Restless' - my husband hates that one - and that's pretty much it. — Lindsay Davenport

Astrology Funny Quotes By Calvin Trillin: The margin of error in astrology is plus

The margin of error in astrology is plus or minus one hundred percent. — Calvin Trillin

Astrology Funny Quotes By Patrick Holland: I own you. All things belong to the

I own you. All things belong to the people who love them most. — Patrick Holland

Astrology Funny Quotes By Gary Larson: On Career Day in high school, you don't

On Career Day in high school, you don't walk around looking for the cartoon guy. — Gary Larson

Astrology Funny Quotes By Tom Neff: I'm a Leo. Leos don't believe in this

I'm a Leo. Leos don't believe in this astrology stuff. — Tom Neff