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there, but it was some half-assed firework or — James Patterson

Come on, think. If I were an immortal, ethereal Unicorn, where would I be parking my shiny-assed self?" "Right behind you, Mr. Fraser. — Bryan Fields

In any group of people, no matter how hard-assed they might appear, there's always a geek. — Rachel Caine

You're better off with a kick-ass half than a half-assed whole. — David Heinemeier Hansson

Don't waste your death on a half assed life — Nikki Sixx

If you don't like your job, you don't strike! You just go in every day, and do it really half assed. That's the American way. — Homer

He's a smart-assed kid who's always sassin' people and gettin' away with it. — Casey Stengel

The world, a tired performer, offers us another half-assed season. — Jeffrey Eugenides

She fucking glued pancakes on my ceiling! The crazy-assed devil woman glued motherfucking pancakes on the ceiling — Belle Aurora

Well, that's that. Goodbye cruel world. Be sure to fuck thyself on the way out, you mean-assed son of a whore. — Belle Aurora

Please, Decker, nothing says I-can't-be-bothered-trying like a bunch of flowers and a half-assed apology. — Kirsty Dallas

In the swamp the alligators drifted like patches of bad-assed water. — Terry Pratchett

Half-assed programming was a time-filler that, like knitting, must date to the beginning of the human experience. — Vernor Vinge

WAGs ... That's a technical term we engineers use. It means 'Wild-Assed Guess'. — David Weber

The hell with "love" anyway, and with every other phony, time-wasting, half-assed emotion in the world. — Richard Yates

One thing I can't do is do anything half-assed. I want to make sure everything is right, that the song is fully realized. — Billie Joe Armstrong

I ofen looked up at the sky an' assed meself the question - what is the stars, what is the stars? — Sean O'Casey

It's a terrible thing to have my life depend on my half-assed handiwork. — Andy Weir

I'd rather lie bare-assed naked on the sidewalk and be trampled by tourists from South Dakota than be an accountant. — J.D. Robb

Lovecraft was an atheist. Edgar Allan Poe was sort of a half-assed transcendentalist. And Hawthorne was only conventionally religious. — Stephen King

I think he was pretty surprised to hear from me. I once called him a fat-assed phony. — J.D. Salinger

Half, Not Half-Assed — 37 Signals

I figured maybe I had some talent as an investor ... since it seemed like I was only a half-assed entrepreneur. — Dave McClure

Making good design is easy. It's polishing the half-assed stuff that takes time. — Stefan G. Bucher

The third most boring thing in the entire world is your sorry-assed past. — Chuck Palahniuk

What kind of half-assed apocalypse are they running down there?" Amos said. "Give 'em a break. It's their first. — James S.A. Corey

In countries where all the crooked politicians wear pin-striped suits, the best people are bare-assed. — Paul Theroux

Like an eagle, dude. Like a freaking bald-assed eagle. — Victoria Scott

If you can do a half-assed job of anything, you're a one-eyed man in a kingdom of the blind. — Kurt Vonnegut

Maybe it was the hip-sprung way she moved, high-assed and shiny, alert to surfaces, like a character in a B movie soaked in alimony and gin. — Don DeLillo

Rational people have better things to do than grant unwarranted credibility to every half-assed delusion. — PZ Myers

I use a whole lot of half-assed semicolons; there was one of them just now; that was a semicolon after 'semicolons,' and another one after 'now. — Ursula K. Le Guin

You know, it's a wonder I managed to squeeze into the room what with your giant-assed ego taking up all the space. — Samantha Young

Democrats - lily-livered, weasel-assed collaborators. — Michael Parenti

And made Nina see rainbows and stars and stupid-assed unicorns. — Dakota Cassidy

I love marriage. I failed at marriage, but I'd rather go into anything with gusto and fail than go into it half-assed. — Kirstie Alley