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there, but it was some half-assed firework or
— James Patterson
Come on, think. If I were an immortal, ethereal Unicorn, where would I be parking my shiny-assed self?" "Right behind you, Mr. Fraser.
— Bryan Fields
In any group of people, no matter how hard-assed they might appear, there's always a geek.
— Rachel Caine
You're better off with a kick-ass half than a half-assed whole.
— David Heinemeier Hansson
Don't waste your death on a half assed life
— Nikki Sixx
The world, a tired performer, offers us another half-assed season.
— Jeffrey Eugenides
She fucking glued pancakes on my ceiling! The crazy-assed devil woman glued motherfucking pancakes on the ceiling
— Belle Aurora
Well, that's that. Goodbye cruel world. Be sure to fuck thyself on the way out, you mean-assed son of a whore.
— Belle Aurora
Please, Decker, nothing says I-can't-be-bothered-trying like a bunch of flowers and a half-assed apology.
— Kirsty Dallas
In the swamp the alligators drifted like patches of bad-assed water.
— Terry Pratchett
Half-assed programming was a time-filler that, like knitting, must date to the beginning of the human experience.
— Vernor Vinge
The hell with "love" anyway, and with every other phony, time-wasting, half-assed emotion in the world.
— Richard Yates
One thing I can't do is do anything half-assed. I want to make sure everything is right, that the song is fully realized.
— Billie Joe Armstrong
I ofen looked up at the sky an' assed meself the question - what is the stars, what is the stars?
— Sean O'Casey
Lovecraft was an atheist. Edgar Allan Poe was sort of a half-assed transcendentalist. And Hawthorne was only conventionally religious.
— Stephen King
I think he was pretty surprised to hear from me. I once called him a fat-assed phony.
— J.D. Salinger
Half, Not Half-Assed
— 37 Signals
I figured maybe I had some talent as an investor ... since it seemed like I was only a half-assed entrepreneur.
— Dave McClure
What kind of half-assed apocalypse are they running down there?" Amos said. "Give 'em a break. It's their first.
— James S.A. Corey
In countries where all the crooked politicians wear pin-striped suits, the best people are bare-assed.
— Paul Theroux
Like an eagle, dude. Like a freaking bald-assed eagle.
— Victoria Scott
If you can do a half-assed job of anything, you're a one-eyed man in a kingdom of the blind.
— Kurt Vonnegut
I use a whole lot of half-assed semicolons; there was one of them just now; that was a semicolon after 'semicolons,' and another one after 'now.
— Ursula K. Le Guin
You know, it's a wonder I managed to squeeze into the room what with your giant-assed ego taking up all the space.
— Samantha Young
Democrats - lily-livered, weasel-assed collaborators.
— Michael Parenti
And made Nina see rainbows and stars and stupid-assed unicorns.
— Dakota Cassidy
