Aspirin Quotes: top 55 famous quotes about Aspirin

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Elizabeth Taylor's so fat she puts mayonnaise on aspirin. — Joan Rivers

I realize now that taking drugs was like taking an aspirin without having a headache. — Paul McCartney

Do you know why we still have a headache after taking a one-cent aspirin, but why that same headache vanishes when the aspirin costs 50 cents? Do — Dan Ariely

We are living in a cultural dark age of musical pollution. You put the radio on, and five minutes later you need an aspirin. — Vangelis

Wine and cheese are ageless companions, like aspirin and aches, or June and moon, or good people and noble ventures. — M.F.K. Fisher

George Brett could get good wood on an aspirin. — Jim Frey

Golf tips are like aspirin. One may do you good, but if you swallow the whole bottle you will be lucky to survive. — Harvey Penick

Aspirin is so good for roses, brandy for sweet peas, and a squeeze of lemon-juice for the fleshy flowers, like begonias. — Gerald Durrell

Clowns work as well as aspirin, but twice as fast. — Groucho Marx

Exercise is the most awful illusion. The secret is a lot of aspirin and marrons glaces. — Noel Coward

But the son whips out a Bayer aspirin, the father rises to his feet, embraces the son, and Technicolor is restored to their lives. — Gail Godwin

Cinema never saved anyone's life, it is not a medicine that will save anyone's life. It is only an aspirin. — Luc Besson

We have had two chickens in every pot, two cars in every garage, and now we have two headaches for every aspirin. — Fiorello H. La Guardia

The pressure gets worse the older you get. The hole starts to look the size of a Bayer aspirin. — Gary Player

Being alive hurts. I have found it best not to rush for the aspirin bottle. - A Severed Wasp — Madeleine L'Engle

Personally, I think Jim Henson said it best when he said "Anybody got an aspirin? I think I've got a cold." — Denis Leary

Aspirin is perfectly legal, but if you take 13 of them motherf***ers, it'll be your last headache. — Katt Williams

We know we can prevent heart attacks with aspirin, and with drugs called beta-blockers. We know that certain.

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You know, back in my days, they used Bayer aspirin for contraception. The gals put it between their knees, and it wasn't that costly. — Foster Friess

I don't even take aspirin. — Eric Davis

I'm sick and tired of black and white people of good intent giving aspirin to a society that is dying of a cancerous disease. — Ralph Abernathy

Professionalism in medicine has given us medial miracles for the affluent but hospitals that will charge $35 for aspirin. — Bill James

When a regular person gets sick, they take an aspirin. When a writer gets sick, they take notes ... — Chuck Palahniuk

I don't take any of the medications I took when I was younger: antibiotics, antacids, aspirin, asthma inhalers, ulcer medication, allergy shots. — Alicia Silverstone

Were Moses to go up Mount Sinai today, the two tablets he'd bring down with him would be aspirin and Prozac. — Joseph A. Califano Jr.

Rusty thinks I should smoke marijuana, and I did for a while, but it only makes me giggle. — Truman Capote

Take care of your husband and do your "homework." For every headache you have there will be a women out there with an aspirin in her purse. — Jane Jenkins Herlong

The pill for Insurance Deficit Disorder - aspirin. — Brian Spellman

People moan about drugs being tested on animals. I sort of think it depends innit. If the drug's aspirin and the monkey's got a headache, is it right? — Karl Pilkington

Honey, these aren't ordinary penis bones." "Not the kind you pick up at Walgreens, with a bottle of aspirin and a scented candle? — Cherie Priest

The firm is really ahead of the times. It has a stock market ticker that prints its report on thin aspirins. — Bob Hope

I took the two most expensive aspirins in history. — Wally Pipp

Shoulder-in is the aspirin of horseback riding - it cures everything. — Nuno Oliveira

My head is pounding. I wish the mints were aspirin. — Holly Black

A couple drinks. A couple aspirin. Repeat. — Chuck Palahniuk

Democracy is supposed to give you the feeling of choice, like Painkiller X and Painkiller Y. But they're both just aspirin. — Gore Vidal

I would say that it's an awfully overrated aspirin and very similar to the old people's Disneyland. — Don Van Vliet

A clown is like aspirin, only he works twice as fast. — Groucho Marx

Aspirin will not bring dead hookers back to life. — Dave Attell

Aspirin and ibuprofen combat inflammation everywhere but the stomach and bowel; there they create inflammation. — Mary Roach

Pop music is aspirin and the blues are vitamins. — Peter Tork

For a long time, many Republicans thought if they just took two aspirin and laid down, [Donald] Trump would go away. — Mara Liasson

Who on planet Earth didn't have aspirin in the house? — Darynda Jones

After quitting radio I was able to live on the money I saved on aspirins. — Fred Allen

Friends seem to be like aspirin; we don't really know why they make a sick person feel better, but they do. — Letty Cottin Pogrebin

THe world now has so many problems that if Moses had come down from Mount Sinai today, the two tablets he'd carry would be aspirin. — Robert Orben

Also want you to take vitamin E twice a day and vitamin C, baby aspirin, and a statin once a day. You — Lisa Genova

Aspirin? I asked. It came out sounding a lot like ass spoon, but Zayvion seemed fluent in mumbleze. — Devon Monk

America is the country where you can buy a lifetime supply of aspirin For one dollar and use it up in two weeks. — John Barrymore

There are many types of pain. The only one that aspirin won't help is a hurting heart. That's why there is alcohol. — Brian MacLearn

him some baby aspirin and let him color while — Stephen King

We protect aspirin bottles in this country better than we protect guns from accidents by children. — Gloria Estefan

Brain, maybe you should take a brief vacation. Take two aspirin and sit on the bench. Someone just smacked a line drive up the middle of the heart. — Allan Dare Pearce

Peacekeeping works in some situations, but it very often needs other ingredients. Peacekeeping is not the aspirin of international security. — Jean-Marie Guehenno

The remedy now is two scotches and an aspirin, I think. — Harry Sinden