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As You Get Older Funny Quotes By Gary Chapman: Was I wrong when I humbled myself and

Was I wrong when I humbled myself and honored you by preaching God's Good News to you without expecting anything in return? - 2 Corinthians 11:7 — Gary Chapman

As You Get Older Funny Quotes By Stan Collymore: Robbie Keane was like the cat that got

Robbie Keane was like the cat that got the cheese — Stan Collymore

As You Get Older Funny Quotes By Justin Cartwright: Cobbles are enormously evocative, like the scent of

Cobbles are enormously evocative, like the scent of forgotten objects and remembered melodies. — Justin Cartwright

As You Get Older Funny Quotes By Tom Rachman: Books increase by rule of compound interest: one

Books increase by rule of compound interest: one interest leads to another interest, and this compounds into third. — Tom Rachman

As You Get Older Funny Quotes By Greg Proops: If you have a funny costume, you can't

If you have a funny costume, you can't really wear it when you get older. — Greg Proops

As You Get Older Funny Quotes By Vlade Divac: We all get heavier as we get older

We all get heavier as we get older because there's a lot more information in our heads. — Vlade Divac

As You Get Older Funny Quotes By Colleen Hoover: I keep waiting for the day when it

I keep waiting for the day when it will hurt less. When I won't miss him as much — Colleen Hoover

As You Get Older Funny Quotes By Charles Barkley: The older I get, the faster I was.

The older I get, the faster I was. — Charles Barkley

As You Get Older Funny Quotes By Tracey Ullman: As I get older, I just prefer to

As I get older, I just prefer to knit. — Tracey Ullman

As You Get Older Funny Quotes By Jean-Antoine Houdon: Promises retain men better than services; for hope

Promises retain men better than services; for hope is to them a chain, and gratitude a thread. — Jean-Antoine Houdon

As You Get Older Funny Quotes By Bobby Lee: As I get older, I don't think the

As I get older, I don't think the world is becoming that funny. Comedy is changing a bit. — Bobby Lee

As You Get Older Funny Quotes By Will Rogers: The older we get, the fewer things seem

The older we get, the fewer things seem worth waiting in line for. — Will Rogers

As You Get Older Funny Quotes By Timothy J. Russert: The older I get, the smarter my father

The older I get, the smarter my father seems to get. — Timothy J. Russert

As You Get Older Funny Quotes By Vashti Bunyan: I am not good at aligning myself with

I am not good at aligning myself with any movement that comes along but also I don't like the thought of sitting back and doing nothing. — Vashti Bunyan

As You Get Older Funny Quotes By Walter Benjamin: The art of the critic in a nutshell:

The art of the critic in a nutshell: to coin slogans without betraying ideas. The slogans of an inadequate criticism peddle ideas to fashion. — Walter Benjamin

As You Get Older Funny Quotes By Stephen King: I used to laugh at that old wheeze

I used to laugh at that old wheeze about a man wanting his son to be better than he was, but as I get older it seems less funny and more true. — Stephen King

As You Get Older Funny Quotes By Jayne Ann Krentz: Funny thing about the past. The older you

Funny thing about the past. The older you get, the less it matters. — Jayne Ann Krentz

As You Get Older Funny Quotes By Melissa McCarthy: It's funny; as I get older I'm reverting

It's funny; as I get older I'm reverting to my roots - I want to plant stuff. — Melissa McCarthy

As You Get Older Funny Quotes By Seth Godin: If you hear my idea and dont believe

If you hear my idea and dont believe it , thats not your fault its mine. — Seth Godin