Arsehole Quotes: top 26 famous quotes about Arsehole

Arsehole Quotes & Sayings

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You get more results with honey than with... being an arsehole. — Emma Kavanagh

Yeah, I make fun of blacks, and why not? I'm not a black. — Don Rickles

Adore having you. It's only Ian; he was saying tonight he wondered if you wouldn't feel more comfortable if you paid something ... — Evelyn Waugh

I want to have you," whispered Frederick. "I've had dreams of that hungry arsehole of yours." Benjamin — K.A. Merikan

Avoid people who tell you that something you want to do is not possible. — Fred Armisen

If you've been an arsehole today, acknowledge it.
Try not to be one tomorrow. — Kate Tempest

You make me want. You make me want things I've never wanted. — Maya Banks

Have you no morals, man?' 'Can't afford them,Governor. — George Bernard Shaw

If you want to know what the camel stole from your kitchen yesterday, then you shouldn;t slit open its stomach. You should stare into its arsehole. — Jussi Adler-Olsen

Jack Nightingale: "So I'm a hero?"
Supt. Chalmers: "No, Nightingale, you're an arsehole. But I can't arrest you for that. — Stephen Leather

That's how it goes - as soon as there's anything interesting in Ancient Greece, some arsehole with a magic hat comes along to murder it. — Catherynne M Valente

Personally, when I'm picking friends, I like the ones who don't make me cry myself to sleep. — Greg Behrendt

A charming arsehole, isn't that what they're called? — Jo Nesbo

If a man does not die in the womb or perish at birth, God has a great purpose for him. — Matshona Dhliwayo

She'd teach him nineteen different ways to spell matriarchy. — Sherman Alexie

Color is born of the interpenetration of light and dark. — Sam Francis

Prickomo fucking cocksca. That bastard old arsehole-fucker. — Joe Abercrombie

Mr. Buble raised an eyebrow. "Don't tell me she's psychic now, too." Kota's — C.L.Stone

Dahling, when God put teeth in your mouth, he ruined a perfectly good arsehole. — Neil Gaiman

Whenever in history, equality appeared on the agenda, it was exported somewhere else, like an undesirable. — Mary McCarthy

You whoreson scalawag!" said I. "You flesh-turd dropped stinking from the poxy arsehole of a hare-lipped harlot! — Christopher Moore

How much detention did you get?
Two weeks. One per arsehole. — Stephanie Perkins

He's the worst, nice to everyone and never fucks up. Always there for his mates, never comes off like an arsehole. He — Christina Lauren

Dan Ariely, author of Predictably Irrational, a book that offers an entertaining and engaging overview of behavioral economics. — Daniel H. Pink

All an arsehole knows about is shit. ~ Dogman — Joe Abercrombie

With a library it is easier to hope for serendipity than to look for a precise answer. — Lemony Snicket