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Army Humor Quotes By Mary Roach: US government button specifications run to twenty-two pages.

US government button specifications run to twenty-two pages. This fact on its own yields a sense of what it is like to design garments for the Army. — Mary Roach

Army Humor Quotes By Nicolas Sarkozy: The French people have chosen change. This change

The French people have chosen change. This change I will put into place. — Nicolas Sarkozy

Army Humor Quotes By Steven Pressfield: A cavalryman's horse should be smarter than he

A cavalryman's horse should be smarter than he is. But the horse must never be alowed to know this. — Steven Pressfield

Army Humor Quotes By Michael J. Sullivan: And now she has you seizing control of

And now she has you seizing control of my army."
"Your army? I thought this was Gaunt's."
"So did he. — Michael J. Sullivan

Army Humor Quotes By Abraham Lincoln: My Dear McClellan, if you don't want to

My Dear McClellan, if you don't want to use the army I should like to borrow it for a while. Yours respectfully. — Abraham Lincoln

Army Humor Quotes By Lailah Gifty Akita: Life consists of books.

Life consists of books. — Lailah Gifty Akita

Army Humor Quotes By Richelle Mead: She accused me of wearing pants from the

She accused me of wearing pants from the salvation army."
"Rose, your pants ARE from the salvation army."
"That's SO not the point! — Richelle Mead

Army Humor Quotes By Kathleen O'Reilly: Bring the heat, bring the stupid. It was

Bring the heat, bring the stupid. It was the Army way. — Kathleen O'Reilly

Army Humor Quotes By Matshona Dhliwayo: He has the greatest light who has the

He has the greatest light who has the greatest love. — Matshona Dhliwayo

Army Humor Quotes By Nicole Sager: In a case such as this, unless an

In a case such as this, unless an entire army is available, the safest number of men will be one. We have no army, and therefore I will go. — Nicole Sager

Army Humor Quotes By Francesca Woodman: Then at one point I did not need

Then at one point I did not need to translate the notes; they went directly to my hands — Francesca Woodman

Army Humor Quotes By George W. Bush: We should fund the armies of compassion, we

We should fund the armies of compassion, we should not discriminate against faith-based programs. — George W. Bush

Army Humor Quotes By Aditi Mathur Kumar: Oh Pia, I feel GOOD! Fully recovered!' he

Oh Pia, I feel GOOD! Fully recovered!' he always says in a dazzling tone that tells everyone within a ten-kilometre radius that he's not. — Aditi Mathur Kumar

Army Humor Quotes By Lindsay Buroker: Basilard, can you cover our trail? Basilard rubbed

Basilard, can you cover our trail?
Basilard rubbed his head dubiously. Maldynado, Books, and Akstyr leave trail like marching army. — Lindsay Buroker

Army Humor Quotes By Mark Mackey: Hey, Tracy you army brat, I think it's

Hey, Tracy you army brat, I think it's for you! — Mark Mackey

Army Humor Quotes By Jason Christopher Hartley: But, hey, remember: If things don't work out

But, hey, remember: If things don't work out in your life, you can always just turn to drugs or join the Army. — Jason Christopher Hartley

Army Humor Quotes By Colby Buzzell: The other day, we went somewhere, and did

The other day, we went somewhere, and did something. — Colby Buzzell

Army Humor Quotes By Aditi Mathur Kumar: She says with that mistyfar-away look in her

She says with that misty
far-away look in her eyes. Like conjunctivitis. — Aditi Mathur Kumar

Army Humor Quotes By Sarah Addison Allen: Men. You can't live with them, you can't

Men. You can't live with them, you can't shoot them. — Sarah Addison Allen

Army Humor Quotes By Henry Blake: This is the army! Nobody can do the

This is the army! Nobody can do the best they can. — Henry Blake

Army Humor Quotes By Murasaki Shikibu: Why do you grieve so uselessly? Every uncertainty

Why do you grieve so uselessly? Every uncertainty is the result of a certainty. There is nothing in this world really to be lamented. — Murasaki Shikibu

Army Humor Quotes By Chloe Neill: I asked "What do you even do with

I asked "What do you even do with a chimera?"
"What wouldn't you do with a chimera?" Jeff asked. "They're like the Swiss Army knife of animals. — Chloe Neill

Army Humor Quotes By Aditi Mathur Kumar: Military Wives - Sacrificing Months of Sex for

Military Wives - Sacrificing Months of Sex for the Country. — Aditi Mathur Kumar

Army Humor Quotes By Jon Ronson: Shall we go?' he murmured, perhaps regretting his

Shall we go?' he murmured, perhaps regretting his decision to show me his army of plastic cartoon figurines. — Jon Ronson