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US government button specifications run to twenty-two pages. This fact on its own yields a sense of what it is like to design garments for the Army. — Mary Roach

The French people have chosen change. This change I will put into place. — Nicolas Sarkozy

A cavalryman's horse should be smarter than he is. But the horse must never be alowed to know this. — Steven Pressfield

And now she has you seizing control of my army."
"Your army? I thought this was Gaunt's."
"So did he. — Michael J. Sullivan

My Dear McClellan, if you don't want to use the army I should like to borrow it for a while. Yours respectfully. — Abraham Lincoln

Life consists of books. — Lailah Gifty Akita

She accused me of wearing pants from the salvation army."
"Rose, your pants ARE from the salvation army."
"That's SO not the point! — Richelle Mead

Bring the heat, bring the stupid. It was the Army way. — Kathleen O'Reilly

He has the greatest light who has the greatest love. — Matshona Dhliwayo

In a case such as this, unless an entire army is available, the safest number of men will be one. We have no army, and therefore I will go. — Nicole Sager

Then at one point I did not need to translate the notes; they went directly to my hands — Francesca Woodman

We should fund the armies of compassion, we should not discriminate against faith-based programs. — George W. Bush

Oh Pia, I feel GOOD! Fully recovered!' he always says in a dazzling tone that tells everyone within a ten-kilometre radius that he's not. — Aditi Mathur Kumar

Basilard, can you cover our trail?
Basilard rubbed his head dubiously. Maldynado, Books, and Akstyr leave trail like marching army. — Lindsay Buroker

Hey, Tracy you army brat, I think it's for you! — Mark Mackey

But, hey, remember: If things don't work out in your life, you can always just turn to drugs or join the Army. — Jason Christopher Hartley

The other day, we went somewhere, and did something. — Colby Buzzell

She says with that misty
far-away look in her eyes. Like conjunctivitis. — Aditi Mathur Kumar

Men. You can't live with them, you can't shoot them. — Sarah Addison Allen

This is the army! Nobody can do the best they can. — Henry Blake

Why do you grieve so uselessly? Every uncertainty is the result of a certainty. There is nothing in this world really to be lamented. — Murasaki Shikibu

I asked "What do you even do with a chimera?"
"What wouldn't you do with a chimera?" Jeff asked. "They're like the Swiss Army knife of animals. — Chloe Neill

Military Wives - Sacrificing Months of Sex for the Country. — Aditi Mathur Kumar

Shall we go?' he murmured, perhaps regretting his decision to show me his army of plastic cartoon figurines. — Jon Ronson