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It was quite obvious that without severe behavior modification, this boy would grow up to be a serial killer. — Chelsea Handler

I mean, before I innocently knocked him off Sarah's bed and he, all on his own, injured himself by not falling to the floor properly. — Chelsea M. Campbell

I would never get married while my father is still alive because I wouldn't want him to walk me down the aisle. — Chelsea Handler

I don't know who thought up waxing, but it was clearly the same person who invented Vicodin. — Chelsea Handler

Sometimes I think there are memories you hide within your own mind because they're too much to deal with. — Chelsea Landon

I think it's important to be involved with charities that don't necessarily reflect what you're dealing with in your life. — Chelsea Handler

We were both broken, trying to become unbroken. Maybe we just needed a little help. Not to fix each other, but to help us fix ourselves. — Chelsea M. Cameron

I think I am more prone to mistrust kindness than something that is obviously bad. — Chelsea Ballinger

Will you stay with me? I think I'll sleep better. I swear I won't hurt you. — Chelsea M. Cameron

And though I am not nostalgic for what we did have, I am hopeful about life being filled with everything we didn't. — Chelsea Fagan

Virgin," he whispers, and there's a catch in his throat, like he's so relieved to see someone, even me, that he might cry. — Chelsea M. Campbell

First of all, i'm not an actor - I'm an asshole. — Chelsea Handler

When my father announced his campaign for president on Oct. 3, 1991, I had already cast my vote in favor of his candidacy. — Chelsea Clinton

When I get married, I'm gonna register at Bank of America. — Chelsea Handler

I got a vibrator that needed two nine volt batteries. What am I - R2D2? I don't know what to do with that. — Chelsea Handler

At the end of the day, I want to be known for my ability to create life from words. — Chelsea Hobbs

But there are some kinds of love that you can't lose, no matter how hard you try. So there's no need for him to be afraid. — Chelsea Fine

Jews are underdogs - not in my world, obviously, they're not. — Chelsea Handler

That's what my perfume would smell like, margarita and vodka. — Chelsea Handler

I don't mean to be a racist but if you're going to get raped by a Japanese guy, it's not going to hurt at all. — Chelsea Handler

We women have to stick together. — Chelsea Handler

Fried chicken is my husband's favorite food. — Chelsea Clinton

I grew up in Chelsea on 22nd Street ... I am really a native New Yorker. — Matt McGorry

The only bad book was a book that didn't have any pages in it. — Chelsea M. Cameron

Art goes into the world unarmed, vulnerable to every quirk of fate, and it must survive only by its power to move men not to destroy it. — Chelsea Quinn Yarbro

I think Chelsea Handler is the funniest woman. — David Alan Grier

Who you were is never as important as who you are. So ... who are you? — Chelsea Fine

Kristen Stewart always looks like she's posing for pictures taken in a basement by her creepy uncle. — Chelsea Handler

Jennifer Aniston is one of the most down-to-earth, low-key people I know. — Chelsea Handler

Touching you sounded less stalkerish than lying prostate on top of you. — Chelsea Fine

Getting rewarded for being pregnant when you're a teenager? Are you serious? I mean, that makes me want to kill somebody. — Chelsea Handler

And I just walked away. Again and again, I walked away as her world fell down around her. As they destroyed her. We destroyed her. — Chelsea Pitcher

Cheri grinned cockily at Pam and turned to Chelsea. "I figure my coffee won't have time to get cold before this is over. — C.B. Cook

I read a lot fewer thrillers than I think people assume I do. — Chelsea Cain