Apple Pie Quotes: top 42 famous quotes about Apple Pie

Apple Pie Quotes & Sayings

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Statistics are to baseball what a flaky crust is to Mom's apple pie. — Harry Reasoner

Violence against women is as American as apple pie. I know, not only as a legislator, but from personal experience. — Gwen Moore

The older I get, the more I become an apple pie, sparkling cider kind of guy. — Scott Foley

If music be the food of love, get me a supersized big mac, chips, two apple pies and a large milkshake. — Oscar Wilde

You only get fair when your mother cuts the apple pie. — Barbara Khan

I'm more American than apple pie. I'm like apple pie, with a hot dog in it — Stephen Colbert

Tolerance is the value that was selected to put on here, and tolerance is as American as apple pie. — Jay Inslee

I've always loved movies about con men. I think con men are as American as apple pie. — Bill Paxton

A cry for help that only Ma and someone else's apple pie - " because Christ knows Ma can't bake " - can fix. — Shelly Laurenston

There really is a place where kisses taste like apple pie and where stars spill like sugar across the sky. — Nina Lane

I like to make pies. That's kind of my new obsession - peach, blueberry, apple, strawberry. I make a really good pumpkin pie with real pumpkin. — Morgan Saylor

The sex with Mandy was good, but it wasn't like warm apple pie. — Wilmer Valderrama

I consider myself a patriot, but not for the traditional reasons. I'm just really passionate about apple pie. — Dov Davidoff

Positive thinking is so firmly enshrined in our culture that knocking it is a little like attacking motherhood or apple pie. — Srikumar Rao

We have been careless with our pie repertoire. The demise of apple-pear pie with figs and saffron and orengeado pies are tragic losses. — Janet Clarkson

God bless my soul! No apple pie. — Robert Oliver

I don't think theater is dying, and musicals are a great American art form. We've got apple pie, jazz and musical theater. — Laura Benanti

I'm as American as apple pie. — Paul Mooney

If you wish to make an apple pie from scratch, you must first invent the universe. — Carl Sagan

If you say you have apple pie I might have to marry you. — Dominique Eastwick

Sometimes I feel so sick at the state of the world I can't even finish my second apple pie. — Banksy

But I, when I undress me Each night, upon my knees Will ask the Lord to bless me With apple-pie and cheese. — Eugene Field

I'd have apple pie. You break through the crust and it's juicy underneath. — Fay Weldon

The poor folks hate the rich folks, and the rich folks hate the poor folks. All of my folks hate all of your folks, it's American as apple pie. — Tom Lehrer

Anything for you, Dru. And I mean it. Now, be quiet and let me concentrate. — Lili St. Crow

I've read hundreds of cookbooks. Most of those cookbooks don't even tell you how to get a steak ready, how to bake biscuits or an apple pie. — Colonel Sanders

He was so close it was hard to breathe. It was exactly like being next to an oven baking a really spicy apple pie. — Lili St. Crow

My favorite pudding is good old English apple pie. — Jeremy Bulloch

Don't get fancy. Have you cooked an apple pie? You don't know what you did wrong? Do this: Take two or three apples. Put them on a table. Study them. — Paul Prudhomme

The best of all physiciansIs apple pie and cheese! — Eugene Field

He liked the phrase "mother's tit." It said so much, so simply. Momma's tit had a good deal more power to move these men than her apple pie. — Clive Barker

Pessimism is as American as apple pie - frozen apple pie with a slice of processed cheese. — George Will

The Apple Pie Hubbub was a significant novel for me, because that's when I first started using verbs. — Steve Martin

Jihad is becoming as American as apple pie and as British as afternoon tea. — Anwar Al-Awlaki

Think apple pie is my favorite. Although, ask me tomorrow and I might change my mind. — C.L.Stone

I'm from Maine. I eat apple pie for breakfast. — Rachel Nichols

Thy breath is like the steame of apple-pyes. — Robert Greene

A girl came up to me in a bar and said she wanted to be my apple pie. I wish I'd said something cool, but I was stunned. — Jason Biggs

I'd already shot a zombie. Maybe this smartmouth blue-eyed apple-pie boy would be next. — Lili St. Crow

I know that Southern redhead type, Bruno said, poking at his apple pie. — Patricia Highsmith

...oppression is as American as apple pie... — Audre Lorde

Don King is as American as apple pie. He is America. — Ving Rhames