Anus Quotes
Collection of top 36 famous quotes about Anus
Anus Quotes & Sayings
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Oh if only instead of being a hell, the universe had been an immense anus!
— Comte De Lautreamont
He'd shut the door on the subject of loss, thrown all the bolts, and shoved a heavy table up against it for good measure.
— Cecilia Grant
The state of relaxation of the mouth and jaw is directly correlated to the ability of the cervix, the vagina, and the anus to open to full capacity.
— Ina May Gaskin
Manis a bird full of mud,
I say aloud.
And death looks on with a casual eye
and scratches his anus. — Anne Sexton
You know the difference between an asshole and an anus?" He spoke from the side of his mouth. "What's that?" "An anus can't say 'that went well.
— Craig Johnson
I'm like really famous. I got a famous anus.
— Nicki Minaj
again. But this time, her anus was exposed, and
— Thomas Henry
No animal likes to be pecked on the anus by a duck.
— Nicholson Baker
Funding a civilization through advertising is like trying to get nutrition by connecting a tube from one's anus to one's mouth.
— Jaron Lanier
A brick could be used to decorate the interior of your anus. Here, bend over and let me demonstrate.
— Jarod Kintz
He read vividly.
— David Brooks
If you had five photos of anuses, I could not point mine out.
— Karl Pilkington
Are there glass shards in my anus?
— Dane Cook
Kiss my ass and my anus'cause it's finally famous
— Nicki Minaj
My head is buried so far up the anus of the culture.
— Felicia Day
I want to have my throat slashed while violating the girl to whom I will have been able to say: you are the night.
— Georges Bataille
I've been abducted and probed in the anus. On purpose. — Tom DeLonge
Judge Schreber has sunbeams in his ass. A solar anus. And rest assured that it works.
— Gilles Deleuze
Shoes off in the whale! And don't try and make a break for the anus.
— Christopher Moore
The male doesn't eat - it doesn't even have a mouth or an anus - so it does nothing but mate until death.
— Amy Stewart
Young, zombie, and famous, with money hanging out ma anus.
— K. Bartholomew
moose was a moose. There
— Gary Paulsen
Make a noise in there and I won't help you. You're on your own.
— Philip Pullman
Something dies in us every time we change. To make space for the true, familiar well-worn habits must give way.
— Arthur Zajonc
Course you can't fucking see, buddy, it's darker than a nun's virgin anus down here.
— Charlie Huston
Okay, A as in apple - Not apple. A as in anus, it's a different sound.
— NoViolet Bulawayo