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Animal Humor Quotes & Sayings

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Snake eyes is a gambling term, and an animal term, too. — Mitch Hedberg

Humor must be one of the chief attributes of God. Plants and animals that are distinctly humorous in form and characteristics are God's jokes. — Mark Twain

Man is a clothed animal; almost. — Ahmed Mostafa

You freaking bit me," I said, my voice hoarse. "You're lucky I don't call animal control. — Jayde Scott

When they were naming the animals, somebody got lazy: anteater? What's it doing? It's eating ants. DONE! — Demetri Martin

The people knew then that Greg wasn't a monster, just a hungry animal. — KayeC Jones

With very good reason, my favorite animal is the turtle. — Kathy Carmichael

The first domesticated animal was the scapegoat. — Yanko Tsvetkov

Among animals, one has a sense of humor. Humor saves a few steps, it saves years. — Marianne Moore

I felt like an animal, and animals don't know sin, do they? — Jess C. Scott

I'd like to think they're staring at me because of my white-hot animal magnetism, but I'm not Elvis. I'm Lobster Boy, hear me roar. — Richard Kadrey

Was it animal pee or human pee? Someone asked.
How would I know? What, am I an expert in the study of pee? — John Green

A lamb was a young animal which was legendary for sleeping well on the planet Earth. — Kurt Vonnegut

He might be living on mice, but Chesterton does not look like an animal who is governed by his appetites. He's an ascetic, if Cathbad ever saw one. — Elly Griffiths

If a black cat crosses your path, it signifies that the animal is going somewhere. — Groucho Marx

After scolding one's cat one looks into its face and is seized by the ugly suspicion that it understood every word. And has filed it for reference. — Charlotte Gray

Only someone who'd never been an animal would put up a sign saying not to feed them ... — Jonathan Safran Foer

I am always incorrigibly interested in the behaviour of the 'human animal', and look forward to perusing divers effusions of your lively pen. — Kingsley Amis

My main regret in life is that there is no MacArthur Fellowship awarded in the field of Panda Satire. — Anne Belov

Don't needlessly draw attention to yourself. If you're twerking on the beach, a circling pteracuda could mistake you for a wounded animal. — Andrew Shaffer

Out last chance is a cat's magic sight. We are doomed. — Laurell K. Hamilton

At the dockside I was pleasantly surprised to find the North wasn't all hairy men in animal skins. There was also hairy women in animal skins. — Mark Lawrence

Live like a man, fuck like an animal and die like a plant. — Claire Amber

It's not a beard, it's an animal I've trained to sit very still. — Bill Bailey

There is no animal more invincible than a woman, — Loretta Chase

Some people like milk, but I would never drink anything you have to stroke out of an animal. — Jonas Eriksson

You were torturing a cat," she says. "With a freaking prod."
"A prod I built myself in metal shop," he says. "But of course you never mention that. — George Saunders

I think animal crackers make people think that all animals taste the same. — Mitch Hedberg

And we're back where we started. Beginning to feel like I'm riding a hamster wheel. — Sherrilyn Kenyon

Mars and my own stupidity keep trying to kill me. — Andy Weir