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I like when something makes you think after you stop watching. — Andrew Dice Clay

I like real girls. When they're in bed with you, it's not a show. They just want to do that. — Andrew Dice Clay

I've been getting in trouble my whole life and I really don't care what anybody thinks of what I do on stage as a comic. — Andrew Dice Clay

Life is like sex, baby - the more you put in, the more you get out. End of story. — Andrew Dice Clay

A miracle is a shift in perception. The moment that we choose to perceive our life with love, we can create miraculous change. — Gabrielle Bernstein

If you hide what you really are, then there's going to be problems in marriage down the road. I don't mind if a girl is aggressive. It's just sex. — Andrew Dice Clay

I'll always push myself because that's the journey of life. We do go through things. Some of it's incredibly great and some of it's really bad. — Andrew Dice Clay

I'm a Brooklyn guy onstage, and I try to really feed my fans with the kind of material they expect from me. — Andrew Dice Clay

I always believed you could fix whatever problems. — Andrew Dice Clay

When I do any stand-up, you're the writer, director, and producer. You're alone. — Andrew Dice Clay

There was an old lady who lived in a shoe. She had so many kids ... her uterus fell out! — Andrew Dice Clay

I think the best part of being gay is when you're done [with sex], you could turn over and talk about football. — Andrew Dice Clay

A man can convince anyone hes someone else but never himself. — Kevin Spacey

I just like to make people laugh. — Andrew Dice Clay

Coaching in the NBA is not easy. It's like a nervous breakdown with a paycheck. — Pat Williams

Yeah, it's nice to get paid for therapy rather than having to pay $240 an hour for it. — Ron Perlman

When you jerk off, you're saying "Hey", I care about me. — Andrew Dice Clay

Words seem like drops of water in a stream that has its own wholeness and its own motion. — Donald Hall

We will only stay in community if we have gone through the passage from choosing community to knowing that we have been chosen for community. — Jean Vanier

Little Boy Blue ... he needed the money! — Andrew Dice Clay

Rage with Nicolas Cage is a twisted film, nicolas cage is the craziest actor ever seen! — Deyth Banger

Whether you're gay, straight, you can't tell anybody who to love and who to marry. It's unconstitutional and it's morally wrong. — Andrew Dice Clay

I certainly don't walk around my home or being with my family and just using profane language all the time, but on stage, it's a constant. — Andrew Dice Clay

I've always had my voice as a comic. I was never that into politics, or prop comedy. — Andrew Dice Clay

I never go see a comic. The only one I'd ever really want to see is Don Rickles. He might be 80 years old, but he blows everyone out of the water. — Andrew Dice Clay

People have always been animals when it comes to sex. But since the Internet, it's become really out of control, in my opinion. — Andrew Dice Clay

Laws control the lesser man. Right conduct controls the greater. — Mark Twain

I might do cartoonish sexual jokes, but it's my way of saying what's going on in the world. How people are animals, really. — Andrew Dice Clay

You've read of sunsets rich as mine. — Robert Graves

I loved my family so much when I was growing up, my parents, my sister. I wanted to be able to give them everything they ever dreamed of. — Andrew Dice Clay

I always just loved women, but more important than loving women, more important than sexual stuff, is I always believed in romance. — Andrew Dice Clay

I want to be able to make people laugh as hard as they possibly can, and I really think they need that. — Andrew Dice Clay

If it smells like fish its a dish. If it smells like cologne leave it alone. — Andrew Dice Clay