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Andrew Dice Clay Quotes By Andrew Dice Clay: I like when something makes you think after

I like when something makes you think after you stop watching. — Andrew Dice Clay

Andrew Dice Clay Quotes By Andrew Dice Clay: I like real girls. When they're in bed

I like real girls. When they're in bed with you, it's not a show. They just want to do that. — Andrew Dice Clay

Andrew Dice Clay Quotes By Andrew Dice Clay: I've been getting in trouble my whole life

I've been getting in trouble my whole life and I really don't care what anybody thinks of what I do on stage as a comic. — Andrew Dice Clay

Andrew Dice Clay Quotes By Andrew Dice Clay: Life is like sex, baby - the more

Life is like sex, baby - the more you put in, the more you get out. End of story. — Andrew Dice Clay

Andrew Dice Clay Quotes By Gabrielle Bernstein: A miracle is a shift in perception. The

A miracle is a shift in perception. The moment that we choose to perceive our life with love, we can create miraculous change. — Gabrielle Bernstein

Andrew Dice Clay Quotes By Andrew Dice Clay: If you hide what you really are, then

If you hide what you really are, then there's going to be problems in marriage down the road. I don't mind if a girl is aggressive. It's just sex. — Andrew Dice Clay

Andrew Dice Clay Quotes By Andrew Dice Clay: I'll always push myself because that's the journey

I'll always push myself because that's the journey of life. We do go through things. Some of it's incredibly great and some of it's really bad. — Andrew Dice Clay

Andrew Dice Clay Quotes By Andrew Dice Clay: I'm a Brooklyn guy onstage, and I try

I'm a Brooklyn guy onstage, and I try to really feed my fans with the kind of material they expect from me. — Andrew Dice Clay

Andrew Dice Clay Quotes By Andrew Dice Clay: I always believed you could fix whatever problems.

I always believed you could fix whatever problems. — Andrew Dice Clay

Andrew Dice Clay Quotes By Andrew Dice Clay: When I do any stand-up, you're the writer,

When I do any stand-up, you're the writer, director, and producer. You're alone. — Andrew Dice Clay

Andrew Dice Clay Quotes By Andrew Dice Clay: There was an old lady who lived in

There was an old lady who lived in a shoe. She had so many kids ... her uterus fell out! — Andrew Dice Clay

Andrew Dice Clay Quotes By Andrew Dice Clay: I think the best part of being gay

I think the best part of being gay is when you're done [with sex], you could turn over and talk about football. — Andrew Dice Clay

Andrew Dice Clay Quotes By Kevin Spacey: A man can convince anyone hes someone else

A man can convince anyone hes someone else but never himself. — Kevin Spacey

Andrew Dice Clay Quotes By Andrew Dice Clay: I just like to make people laugh.

I just like to make people laugh. — Andrew Dice Clay

Andrew Dice Clay Quotes By Pat Williams: Coaching in the NBA is not easy. It's

Coaching in the NBA is not easy. It's like a nervous breakdown with a paycheck. — Pat Williams

Andrew Dice Clay Quotes By Ron Perlman: Yeah, it's nice to get paid for therapy

Yeah, it's nice to get paid for therapy rather than having to pay $240 an hour for it. — Ron Perlman

Andrew Dice Clay Quotes By Andrew Dice Clay: When you jerk off, you're saying "Hey", I

When you jerk off, you're saying "Hey", I care about me. — Andrew Dice Clay

Andrew Dice Clay Quotes By Donald Hall: Words seem like drops of water in a

Words seem like drops of water in a stream that has its own wholeness and its own motion. — Donald Hall

Andrew Dice Clay Quotes By Jean Vanier: We will only stay in community if we

We will only stay in community if we have gone through the passage from choosing community to knowing that we have been chosen for community. — Jean Vanier

Andrew Dice Clay Quotes By Andrew Dice Clay: Little Boy Blue ... he needed the money!

Little Boy Blue ... he needed the money! — Andrew Dice Clay

Andrew Dice Clay Quotes By Deyth Banger: Rage with Nicolas Cage is a twisted film,

Rage with Nicolas Cage is a twisted film, nicolas cage is the craziest actor ever seen! — Deyth Banger

Andrew Dice Clay Quotes By Andrew Dice Clay: Whether you're gay, straight, you can't tell anybody

Whether you're gay, straight, you can't tell anybody who to love and who to marry. It's unconstitutional and it's morally wrong. — Andrew Dice Clay

Andrew Dice Clay Quotes By Andrew Dice Clay: I certainly don't walk around my home or

I certainly don't walk around my home or being with my family and just using profane language all the time, but on stage, it's a constant. — Andrew Dice Clay

Andrew Dice Clay Quotes By Andrew Dice Clay: I've always had my voice as a comic.

I've always had my voice as a comic. I was never that into politics, or prop comedy. — Andrew Dice Clay

Andrew Dice Clay Quotes By Andrew Dice Clay: I never go see a comic. The only

I never go see a comic. The only one I'd ever really want to see is Don Rickles. He might be 80 years old, but he blows everyone out of the water. — Andrew Dice Clay

Andrew Dice Clay Quotes By Andrew Dice Clay: People have always been animals when it comes

People have always been animals when it comes to sex. But since the Internet, it's become really out of control, in my opinion. — Andrew Dice Clay

Andrew Dice Clay Quotes By Mark Twain: Laws control the lesser man. Right conduct controls

Laws control the lesser man. Right conduct controls the greater. — Mark Twain

Andrew Dice Clay Quotes By Andrew Dice Clay: I might do cartoonish sexual jokes, but it's

I might do cartoonish sexual jokes, but it's my way of saying what's going on in the world. How people are animals, really. — Andrew Dice Clay

Andrew Dice Clay Quotes By Robert Graves: You've read of sunsets rich as mine.

You've read of sunsets rich as mine. — Robert Graves

Andrew Dice Clay Quotes By Andrew Dice Clay: I loved my family so much when I

I loved my family so much when I was growing up, my parents, my sister. I wanted to be able to give them everything they ever dreamed of. — Andrew Dice Clay

Andrew Dice Clay Quotes By Andrew Dice Clay: I always just loved women, but more important

I always just loved women, but more important than loving women, more important than sexual stuff, is I always believed in romance. — Andrew Dice Clay

Andrew Dice Clay Quotes By Andrew Dice Clay: I want to be able to make people

I want to be able to make people laugh as hard as they possibly can, and I really think they need that. — Andrew Dice Clay

Andrew Dice Clay Quotes By Andrew Dice Clay: If it smells like fish its a dish.

If it smells like fish its a dish. If it smells like cologne leave it alone. — Andrew Dice Clay