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Today he wore a burnt-orange shirt, black pants, and a tie that looked like a street fight at the south end of the color wheel.
— Kathy Reichs
Half the time your kids end up hating you for at least 5 of their teenage years[.] And don't ever expect anything so mundane as a thank you
— Donna Ball
And make no mistake, my friend, your pointless life will end; but before you go, can you look at the truth?
— Morrissey
You must laugh in the face of adversity. In the end, humor is the greatest weapon against the pain. The
— K. Hollan Van Zandt
Whatever story you're telling, it will be more interesting if, at the end you add, and then everything burst into flames.
— Brian P. Cleary
Maybe taming my tongue will be good for me in the end. But it's pretty hard when you've got a world filled with idiots from Drunkopolis.
— A. J. Jacobs
It's adult swim time and I'm diving in here at the shallow end.
— Suzanne Finnamore
If you raise a daughter to be both independent and an excellent marksman, you have to accept the fact that your control over her actions is at an end.
— Martha Wells
Her heart slipped out of its life jacket and paddled toward the deep end of stupid, where the water was way over its head
— Samanthe Beck
I never joined, but I used to go to church now and then. I liked it, because they always passed out plates of money at the end.
— A. Whitney Brown
The girl leaned forward and kissed Thomas on the cheek. You're sweet. I really hope we don't end up killing you, at least.
— James Dashner
Begin at the beginning," the King said, very gravely, "and go on till you come to the end: then stop.
— Lewis Carroll
Comedy has to be based on truth. You take the truth and you put a little curlicue at the end.
— Sid Caesar
CHAPTER THE FIRST
(AND LAST)
The Golden Rule of Dragon Training is to ...
YELL AT IT!
(The louder the better,)
THE END. — Cressida Cowell
(AND LAST)
The Golden Rule of Dragon Training is to ...
YELL AT IT!
(The louder the better,)
THE END. — Cressida Cowell
You know Death will get you in the end, but if you are smart and have a sense of humor, you can thumb your nose at it for awhile
— Jimmy Buffett
If you don't drink 56 bottles of water a week, scientists say you should take a garden hose at the end of the week and shove it up your ass.
— Lewis Black
In the end, we all die for what we believe in... mostly because we all die.
— Nazareth Bergeron
At the end of six innings of play, it's Montreal 5, Expos 3.
— Jerry Coleman
Don't bite his face, Eleanor told herself. It's disturbing and needy and never happens in situation comedies or movies that end with big kisses.
— Rainbow Rowell