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My little old dog
a heart-beat
at my feet — Edith Wharton

The farther a man follows the rainbow, the harder it is for him to get back to the life which he left starving like an old dog. — Jane Bowles

The ego is like a tired old dog. We can never kill it, so put it out on the back porch, let it rest there, and step around it. — Carlos Castaneda

A new dog never replaces an old dog, it merely expands the heart. — Erica Jong

I could become like that dyslexic agnostic in the old joke - the one who lies in bed and tries to figure out if his dog exists. — Anne Lamott

In Puppies Behind Bars, when the puppy is eight weeks old it is given to an inmate. The inmate is responsible for the dog. — Doris Roberts

I've tried word processors, but I think I'm too old a dog to use one. — Dee Brown

You can't teach an old dog new tricks, — Robert T. Kiyosaki

The Dog was a different matter. She was new, or so old that any book that told of her was long since dust. The creature in the fog thought the latter. — Garth Nix

I stayed sober for a year and a half, which is like dog years to a 25-year-old. I — Sarah Hepola

Hey, you can't teach an old dog new tricks. Now, you can give an old dog new toys! And, hey, we've got one here. — Si Robertson

He was a funny old dog. He liked strawberries. — Margaret Wise Brown

No symphony orchestra ever played music like a two-year-old girl laughing with a puppy. — Bernard Williams

It is hard to teach an old dog to sit, as well as it is difficult to teach an old Laplandian rafter to swim. — Arto Paasilinna

Come on cats, let's go.
Let's teach those old dog cheap trick beatniks some new kicks and bottle up and blow. — Harry Whitewolf

I'm like an old dog, I hate to be run off from home. — Doc Watson

Sluts that bang old men age in dog years, didn't you know? — R.K. Lilley

The old dog barks backward without getting up I can remember when he was a pup. — Robert Frost

Old fools is the biggest fools there is. Can't learn an old dog new tricks, as the saying is. — Mark Twain

I believe I'm done for," said Tom. "The cussed sneaking dog, to leave me to die alone! My poor old mother always told me 'twould be so. — Harriet Beecher Stowe

I have had a great misfortune; my dear old dog is dead. — Mary Russell Mitford

A puppy plays with every pup he meets, but an old dog has few associates. — Josh Billings

My dear old dog, most constant of all friends. — William Croswell Doane

What a childhood I had - I was ten years old when I
found out Alpo was dog food. — Rodney Dangerfield

You can teach an old dog new tricks. You just don't want to see the dog doing them. — Bill Cosby

You can't teach an old dog new dog new tricks. Now,you can give an old dog new toys. And we've got one here! — Si Robertson

Never tease an old dog; he might have one bite left. — Robert A. Heinlein

You cannot teach an old dog new tricks — William Camden

I have an old dog named Lily, and she's a black lab. — Sue Monk Kidd

The greatest trick you can teach an old dog is how to learn new tricks. — J.S. Davey

It looked like the kind of dog that ate babies for breakfast, old men for lunch, and virgin sacrifices for dinner. — Francesca Zappia

I'm working on the world, revised, improved edition, featuring fun for fools blues for brooders, combs for bald pates, tricks for old dogs. — Wislawa Szymborska

When I was 3 years old, my parents got a dog. I was jealous of the dog, so they got rid of me. — Rodney Dangerfield

Was behind in every conceivable way. So the old attack dog started howling through my head as I'd — Mary Karr

The old saw about old dogs and new tricks only applies to certain people. — Daniel Pinkwater

To have an old dog is to look into the eyes of the sweetest soul you know and see traces of the early light of the worst day of your life. — Meghan Daum

(I) just had to show there's life in the old dog yet. (You) don't have to go out and shoot me. — Billy Idol

Death-bed promises should be broken as lightly as they are seriously made.
-The Gay Old Dog — Edna Ferber

It is a terrible thing for an old woman to outlive her dogs. — Tennessee Williams

An old dog, even more than an old spouse, always feels like doing what you feel like doing. — Robert Breault

When you think of dog movies, that genre, Old Yeller is sort of the benchmark and you hope that you can raise your game up to that. — Jennifer Aniston

If the old dog hadn't got distracted by the fire plug, he would have caught the rabbit. — Hayes McClerkin

My dog is so old, she now has a lot of cats. — Dana Gould

The old saw says, 'Let a sleeping dog lie.' Right. Still, when there is much at stake it is better to get a newspaper to do it. — Mark Twain

When there is an old maid in the house, a watchdog is unnecessary. — Honore De Balzac

How good we all are, in theory, to the old; and how in fact we wish them to wander off like old dogs, die without bothering us, and bury themselves. — E.W. Howe

Tell me, if you can, of anything that's finer than an evening in camp with a rare old friend and a dog after one's heart. — Nash Buckingham

You can teach an old dog new tricksif the old dog wants to learn. — Tip O'Neill

I'm an old dog; I don't get too excited. I don't get caught up in all the mass hysteria. — Tim Howard

There are three faithful friends, an old wife, an old dog, and ready money. — Benjamin Franklin

Before you turn over a new leaf,
dog-ear the old one;
lest you forget. — J.Z. Bingham

Old dogs care about you, even when you make mistakes. — Tom T. Hall

People who don't like cats haven't been around them. There's the old joke: dogs have masters, cats have staff. — Betty White

It is hard to teach an old dog tricks. — William Camden

Come morning, his memory would be of a night spent watching over them all. And each of them - dog and boy, mother and old man - would feel the same. — David Wroblewski

You can teach an old dog new tricks with the right kind of doggie treats. — Cynthia Lewis

Dogs - putting the lie to the age-old saying, I could never love anyone who ate a diaper. — Dana Gould

Hodges remembers an old saying: even on the darkest day, the sun shines on some dog's ass. — Stephen King

An old dog barks not in vain. — George Herbert

He's bad, bad Leroy Brown, baddest dude in the whole damn town, badder than old King Kong, and meaner than a junk yard dog. — Jim Croce

A good man will take care of his horses and dogs, not only while they are young, but also when they are old and past service. — Plutarch

Old age means realizing you will never own all the dogs you wanted to. — Joe Gores

Death is like an old dog. He always knows when you are at his door. — Pseudonymous Bosch

If the old dog barke he gives counsell.
[If the old dog barks, he gives counsel.] — George Herbert

Who hasn't made mistakes? I once french kissed a dog at a party to try to impress what turned out to be a very tall 12 year old. — LIZ

There was the old hippie-hating mad dog himself, moonlighting after a busy day of civil-rights violation, as pitchman for Channel View Estates. — Thomas Pynchon

I buried Little Ann by the side of Old Dan. I knew that was where she wanted to be. I also buried a part of my life along with my dog. — Wilson Rawls

If entertainment years were dog years, man, I'd be like Gandhi. I'd be, like, 250 years old. — Justin Timberlake

If you have the right to call me a hot dog why do I not have the right to call you a stale 3-day old hamburger? — Oscar De La Renta

some evil old ruffian of a Dog-stealer — Charles Dickens