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Man as an individual is a genius. But men in the mass form the headless monster, a great, brutish idiot that goes where prodded. — Charlie Chaplin

I'm a very lucky person. I'm an idiot, and I've shoveled through life rather nicely so far, so I don't feel like I deserve good treatment. — John Mulaney

He must be an idiot to feel this way, but there's nothing he can do. He doesn't even know if he can manage to speak. — Alice Hoffman

You don't get a rebate at the end of your life for living with an idiot. — Christopher Titus

Whoever invented God is an idiot. God is absolutely man's worst invention. — Chris Lowe

There was nothing judgemental or accusatory about the question, so why did I still feel like an idiot? — Alexandra Bracken

I don't have a smartphone... I have a very, very dumb phone. In fact, it's kind of an idiot — Jennifer E. Smith

There are so many things that you think will look cool but then you look like an idiot! — Anne Burrell

Do not argue with an idiot. He will drag you down to his level and beat you with experience. — Bob Smith

Just because the person who criticizes you is an idiot doesn't make him wrong. — Roger Rosenblatt

I kept a diary right after I was born. Day 1: Tired from the move. Day 2: Everyone thinks I'm an idiot. — Steven Wright

I think only someone I loved as much as you could make me behave like such an idiot. — Eloisa James

Once you're able to look like an idiot and be OK with it, it opens up your potential. — Nicole Sullivan

Almost everybody is born a genius and buried an idiot. — Charles Bukowski

I can't remember any text of mine where I said that one should fight Hitler without violence; I'm not an idiot. — Adam Michnik

You take a normal guy, give him a wife, give them time, and you've got AN IDIOT! — Jeff Foxworthy

I was a buffoon and an idiot until the age of forty — Madonna Ciccone

Madoc cleared his throat. "Dr. Porter. Nate and Piper bumped into each other."
Oh, my god. I was convinced. Madoc was an idiot. — Penelope Douglas

An optimist without realism is an idiot. — Ben Tolosa

If you are strong and fighting the weak, then if you kill your opponent then you are a scoundrel ... if you let him kill you, then you are an idiot. — Martin Van Creveld

Graymark," he said. "What a nice surprise." Luke stood up. "If you're surprised, you're an idiot," he said. "I didn't exactly arrive quietly. — Cassandra Clare

An individual school can handle a resident idiot from time to time, but an entire school system is only as good as its weakest leader. — Tucker Elliot

I'm not an idiot! I'm just twelve. I'm a twelve-year-old girl and neither of those facts are my fault. — Ally Carter

To be looked upon as a fool by an idiot is a true connoisseur's delight. — Georges Courteline

Is that why you didn't call me? Because I'm an idiot? — Cassandra Clare

I love playing the macho guy who looks like an idiot. — Will Ferrell

Did I hear God call me an idiot? — William Paul Young

Experience had taught her that an enthusiastic officer was a bad thing; an enthusiastic idiot in a captain's uniform was a — Tanya Huff

Reader, suppose you were an idiot. And suppose you were a member of Congress. But I repeat myself. — Mark Twain

Upon my word," thought Mrs. Fisher, "the way one pretty face can turn a delightful man into an idiot is past all patience. — Elizabeth Von Arnim

What sad, short lives humans live! Each life a short pamphlet written by an idiot! Tut-tut, and all that. — Stephen King

You're like an idiot...trapped in an idiot's body!"

Hey it was funny at the time and level of intoxication. — Jedidiah Behe

And you, sir, are an idiot. — Kiera Cass

Long suffering had nearly annihilated all my ordinary powers of mind. I was an imbecile - an idiot. — Edgar Allan Poe

He was a dreamer, a thinker, a speculative philosopher ... or, as his wife would have it, an idiot. — Douglas Adams

If we assume that man actually does resemble God, then we are forced into the impossible theory that God is a coward, an idiot and a bounder. — H.L. Mencken

If you think that," said Bean, "you're an idiot." "Actually, I do think that, and I'm not an idiot. — Orson Scott Card

A healthy argument, even with an idiot, is always good; it opens one's eyes to own misunderstandings. — Ashok Kallarakkal

The more power a man held, the more likely he was to be an idiot with it. — Robert Jordan

Hi there, I'm - " "An idiot," Kieran said, rolling his eyes. Thrain grinned and shook Clare's hand. "Well, hello, Miss Idiot. — Jayde Scott

There is a fine line between a genius and an idiot and that line is possibility. — Ni Mao

Rick Perry's an idiot, and I don't think anyone would disagree with that, — Bruce Bartlett

Love is not an option. It's the choice of an idiot who wants to end with nothing, robbed and abused and humiliated. — Matt Rees

No matter how smart you are, you spend much of your day being an idiot. — Scott Adams

I don't walk into a dinner party and say, 'You're an idiot; give me my coat.' — Don Rickles

Daddy loved his son. Daddy believed his son walked on water. Daddy, Mike had long ago decided, was an idiot. — Nicholas Sparks

When you know someone is keeping secrets from you it makes you feel like an idiot, and no one likes feeling like an idiot. Mum — Fredrik Backman

Now I'm a God, but tomorrow, when you have to stop me from playing with dead things again, you'll be right back to calling me an idiot, won't you? — Mira Grant

Crap talk; Noun. A condition where one's insecurities come spilling out of his mouth making him look like an unconfident idiot. — Dan Pearce

Imagine, if you will, that I am an idiot. Then, imagine that I am also a Congressman. But, alas, I repeat myself. — Mark Twain

A lot of people voting for Pat Buchanan say they are doing so to send a message. Apparently that message is, 'Hey, look at me, I'm an idiot.' — Dennis Miller

To generalize is to be an idiot. — William Blake

The law is an ass, an idiot. — Charles Dickens

Is being an idiot like being high all the time? — Janeane Garofalo

Does it scare me, driving into nothing at 300kph? - Of course it does - I'm not an idiot ... — Alain Prost

I could be an idiot, or I can serve in Congress, but I repeat myself. — Mark Twain

He gave me a wink and a crooked smile, and I was left there, grinning like an idiot. — Kiera Cass

I hate when I'm an idiot and I don't know it. I like to be aware of my idiocy, to really revel in it, take pictures. — Catherine Clark

Oh, what a mess life was! Why had she been such an idiot as to marry Charles of all people and have her life end at sixteen? — Margaret Mitchell

As for relationships, I know nothing. I'm an idiot; I can't get it right. — Elle King

Words are useless without action. Stop fantasizing and just DO it. Be a "game changer" or get played like an idiot. — Ziad K. Abdelnour

That's what an idiot does when he gets angry. He destroys whatever's nearest, even if it's his own house! — Joe Abercrombie

If ever I want to amuse myself with an idiot, I have not far to look for one. I laugh at myself. — Frederic William Farrar

I used to think my father was an idiot, until I turned twenty-one ... Then I thought he was a genus. — Mark Twain

There are no awards in Hollywood for being an idiot. — Burt Reynolds

The New England Journal of Medicine reports that 9 out of 10 doctors agree that 1 out of 10 doctors is an idiot. — Jay Leno

The thing is - I'm not an idiot. I'm rather intelligent, as proven by the fact that I just used the word 'rather' in a sentence. — Christian Finnegan

If you educate an idiot, you end up with an educated idiot. — Robert Clarence Swanson

Levi: I thought I heard dirt moving around in the shape of an idiot. So it was you? — Hajime Isayama

A mathematician thinks in numbers, a lawyer in laws, and an idiot thinks in words. — Nassim Nicholas Taleb

There are certain trifles I do not forgive. Not having read the required book. Having read it like an idiot. - John Shade — Vladimir Nabokov

When enough people agree on something, I'd be an idiot, if I didn't listen. — Harald Zwart

Anybody who believes Yelp is an idiot. Most people on Yelp have no idea what they're talking about. — Ruth Reichl

Nothing will make you look like an idiot faster than the fact that you don't know what you doing. — Auliq Ice

Knowledge can never replace friendship. I prefer to be an idiot! — Patrick Star

Only an idiot would rely on the energy of a bean or a leaf to stay awake throughout the day. — Tahereh Mafi

Goddamn it, do it yourself. You're five hundred years old and you can't use a telephone? Read the directions. What are you, an immortal idiot? — Anne Rice

Cheesy lines like that will get you nowhere with me, but, by all means, keep them coming. You're so much easier to ignore when you're being an idiot. — Kelly Oram

Watch over Honoria, will you? See that she doesn't marry an idiot. — Julia Quinn

If an idiot were to tell you the same story every day for a year, you would end by believing it. — Horace Mann

Not that I'm cheering for him or anything, but if he can't see how amazing you are, he's an idiot. — Kiera Cass

Yes, you're in charge. That makes me XO, and it's the XO's job to tell the captain when he's being an idiot. You're being an idiot, sir. — James S.A. Corey

My life is a tale told by an idiot, full of sound and fury. It means nothing. — David Hewson

Yeah, I know. I was a jerk. An idiot. You can't say anything to me that I haven't already said to myself. — Jude Deveraux

He made me feel an idiot, even when I knew he was a bigger one than I. — Tracy Chevalier

Don't be an idiot," Terric said. "You were unconscious less than ten minutes ago."
"And you were a dick. One of us got better. — Devon Monk

The person who is too smart to love is truly an idiot. — Neil Strauss

When you use sleep mask, no one's gonna recognize you. You're gonna look like an idiot, but it's so worth it. — Nikki Glaser

The ultimate trick is to convince, persuade. Every single person out there is an idiot, but collectively they're a genius. — Billy Wilder

No matter how much I kept telling myself that I was behaving like an idiot, it was no use. — Knut Hamsun

One idiot can shut 1000 wise men mouths, where as 1000 wise will fail to open the eyes of an idiot. — Yssubramanyam

I'm an idiot for trying to avoid these feelings because they have caused me pain in the past. — Kellyn Roth

A free spirit's just an idiot who doesn't want to face reality. — Susan Minot

Sir, I may be an idiot, but there's one thing I'm not sir, and that sir is an idiot. — Peter Griffin

Romantic Egoist
What's better, an idiot who never tries ... or an idiot who at least takes a shot? — Bisco Hatori

You are an idiot," Tom informed him.
Prophet stared at the duct tape around his wrists. "I have no argument against that at the moment. — S.E. Jakes

Oh, please, could the cohesive-thought fairies land on her with some inspiration? She sounded like an idiot. — Anna J. Stewart

I see you are an idiot, whatever else you may be... — C.S. Lewis

The Law of Moronic Ubiquity: Anything in the universe that is generally considered to be idiot-proof will eventually be ruined by an idiot. — Ian Strang

To Generalize is to be an Idiot; To Particularize is the Alone Distinction of Merit. — William Blake