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My wife gets all the money I make. I just get an apple and clean clothes every morning.
— Ray Romano
You need to be my wife to win with me.
— Pawan Mishra
A wife lasts only for the length of the marriage, but an ex-wife is there for the rest of your life.
— Jim Samuels
You make a very handsome dead eel, my husband,""For a boiled mollusk, you wear black quite well, my wife, — Grace Draven
The game is my wife. It demands loyalty and responsibility, and it gives me back fulfillment and peace.
— Michael Jordan
Never join with your friend when he abuses his horse or his wife, unless the one is about to be sold, the other to be buried.
— Charles Caleb Colton
I already have a wife who is too much for me.. she is my art, and my works are my children.
— Michelangelo
Formal courtesy between husband and wife is even more important than it is between strangers.
— Robert A. Heinlein
An optimist is merely an ex-pessimist with his pockets full of money, his digestion in good condition, and his wife in the country.
— Helen Rowland
There is no fury like an ex-wife searching for a new lover.
— Cyril Connolly
Forty percent of my ideas came from my wife.
— Mike Royer
My ex-wife is a water sign and I'm an earth sign. Together we made mud.
— Rodney Dangerfield
An ex-wife is a woman with a crick in the neck from looking back over her shoulder at her matrimony.
— Ursula Parrott
On all the 'Housewives' shows, there's always some wannabe wife who's always sticking her head in.
— Danielle Schneider
How can you tell your wife you are just popping out to play a match and then not come back for five days?
— Rafael Benitez
An intelligent wife can make her home, in spite of exigencies, pretty much what she pleases.
— William Makepeace Thackeray
I don't have a wife, I don't have any kids, I don't have any addictions that keep me drooling on the couch, and I'm kind of target oriented.
— Henry Rollins
There are two categories of women. Those who are women and those who are men's wives.
— Charlotte Whitton
A man whose every exertion is bent upon showing up the flaws in his wife's character must be at least partially responsible for some of them.
— Phyllis Bottome
My high school years were fun and frustrating, typical of the teen years. The most important accomplishment was meeting my wife, Ruth.
— Alan J. Heeger
A daughter's your daughter for the rest of your life. A son's a son 'til he takes a wife
— S.E. Hall
I think my wife married me for my guacamole.
— Kyle MacLachlan
My wife Ricky is my muse. Her personal style and natural beauty have always been my inspiration.
— Ralph Lauren
I have good looking kids. Thank goodness my wife cheats on me.
— Rodney Dangerfield
In my whole career, I've never really gotten hurt. The only ones that really hurt me were my wives.
— Jake LaMotta
I don't trust that many people. Just my mother and my wife and a couple of friends. When I trust people, it doesn't end well.
— Gary Sheffield
One danger of a man succeeding is that it teaches his wife and daughter not to worry about success.
— Warren Farrell
When a husband and wife are concerned only about their own individual desires, the stage is set for conflict.
— Billy Graham
