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My wife gets all the money I make. I just get an apple and clean clothes every morning. — Ray Romano

You need to be my wife to win with me. — Pawan Mishra

You may have even an ex-wife or an ex-husband, but you can never have ex-children. — George Foreman

A wife lasts only for the length of the marriage, but an ex-wife is there for the rest of your life. — Jim Samuels

You make a very handsome dead eel, my husband,"
"For a boiled mollusk, you wear black quite well, my wife, — Grace Draven

Confucius say wife who put husband in doghouse soon find him in cathouse. — Confucius

The game is my wife. It demands loyalty and responsibility, and it gives me back fulfillment and peace. — Michael Jordan

The party now is having my kids laugh and my wife laugh and my teammates. I want them to see me have fun and put it in a different way. — Brett Favre

Never join with your friend when he abuses his horse or his wife, unless the one is about to be sold, the other to be buried. — Charles Caleb Colton

Anne of Austria, wife of Louis XIII of France, had such an aversion to roses that she could not stand seeing one even in a painting. — Allen Lacy

I already have a wife who is too much for me.. she is my art, and my works are my children. — Michelangelo

All my life there's always been an ex-wife or a girlfriend. — Ronnie Wood

Formal courtesy between husband and wife is even more important than it is between strangers. — Robert A. Heinlein

I'm not much for setup ... punch line. I talk about my kids. I talk about my wife. — Al Madrigal

An optimist is merely an ex-pessimist with his pockets full of money, his digestion in good condition, and his wife in the country. — Helen Rowland

There is no fury like an ex-wife searching for a new lover. — Cyril Connolly

Forty percent of my ideas came from my wife. — Mike Royer

My ex-wife is a water sign and I'm an earth sign. Together we made mud. — Rodney Dangerfield

An ex-wife is a woman with a crick in the neck from looking back over her shoulder at her matrimony. — Ursula Parrott

On all the 'Housewives' shows, there's always some wannabe wife who's always sticking her head in. — Danielle Schneider

How can you tell your wife you are just popping out to play a match and then not come back for five days? — Rafael Benitez

An intelligent wife can make her home, in spite of exigencies, pretty much what she pleases. — William Makepeace Thackeray

Some perfect wife I am. I've been married four times, divorced four times, have no children, and can't boil an egg. — Myrna Loy

I don't have a wife, I don't have any kids, I don't have any addictions that keep me drooling on the couch, and I'm kind of target oriented. — Henry Rollins

I have a wife and anything. That's the arrangement we have. I have a wife, and she's cool. And also I have anything I want. — Nick Thune

There are two categories of women. Those who are women and those who are men's wives. — Charlotte Whitton

A man whose every exertion is bent upon showing up the flaws in his wife's character must be at least partially responsible for some of them. — Phyllis Bottome

Few males achieve any real freedom in their sexual relations even with their wives. Few males realise how badly inhibited they are on these matters. — Alfred Kinsey

My high school years were fun and frustrating, typical of the teen years. The most important accomplishment was meeting my wife, Ruth. — Alan J. Heeger

My wife says I'm much happier when I'm not a regular on a TV show. — Alan Dale

A daughter's your daughter for the rest of your life. A son's a son 'til he takes a wife — S.E. Hall

I think my wife married me for my guacamole. — Kyle MacLachlan

My wife Ricky is my muse. Her personal style and natural beauty have always been my inspiration. — Ralph Lauren

I have good looking kids. Thank goodness my wife cheats on me. — Rodney Dangerfield

In my whole career, I've never really gotten hurt. The only ones that really hurt me were my wives. — Jake LaMotta

When a man has been consistently battering his wife, he shouldn't expect a bouquet of roses from her the morning after he promises to stop. — Joe Slovo

I don't trust that many people. Just my mother and my wife and a couple of friends. When I trust people, it doesn't end well. — Gary Sheffield

Moonrise is a fabulous novel and my damn wife wrote it and that's me up there near Highlands shouting it out to the hills. — Pat Conroy

Intelligence is the wife, imagination is the mistress, memory is the servant. — Victor Hugo

One danger of a man succeeding is that it teaches his wife and daughter not to worry about success. — Warren Farrell

When a husband and wife are concerned only about their own individual desires, the stage is set for conflict. — Billy Graham

As you can see marriage is about putting away selfishness and taking on the concept of teamwork. — Jim George

Double of wife , mean you a live Double of life. — As I See

My wife is immature. Whenever I take a bath, she sinks my boats. — Woody Allen