Amy Poehler Quotes
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Doing what you're afraid of, getting out of your comfort zone, taking risks like that- that's what life is.
— Amy Poehler
Try to keep your mind open to possibilities and your mouth closed on matters that you don't know about. Limit your 'always' and your 'nevers.'
— Amy Poehler
Masters of Sex is the degree I got from Boston College.
— Amy Poehler
You can't look stupid if you're having fun.
— Amy Poehler
I was trapped in an awful spiral of insecure narcissism
— Amy Poehler
Go back to the Dalai Lama. He says, I think technology has really increased human ability. But technology cannot produce compassion.
— Amy Poehler
I asked people who have already finished books for advice, which is akin to asking a mother with a four-year-old what childbirth is like.
— Amy Poehler
You do it because the doing of it is the thing. The doing is the thing. The talking and worrying and thinking is not the thing.
— Amy Poehler
Fighting aging is like the War on Drugs. It's expensive, does more harm than good, and has been proven to never end.
— Amy Poehler
Saying "yes" doesn't mean I don't know how to say no, and saying "please" doesn't mean I am waiting for permission.
— Amy Poehler
PUDDING IS DELICIOUS.
— Amy Poehler
Anyone who has the kind of inventive and inspired comic sensibility to be able to do that kind of work must be pretty talented.
— Amy Poehler
Your brain is not your friend when you need to apologize. Your brain and your ego and your intellect all remind you of the facts.
— Amy Poehler
11. If you don't eat pussy, keep walking.
— Amy Poehler
I used to say that I wanted to make great art with people I love. Now I have an addendum to that goal: to get things on the air.
— Amy Poehler
I don't like it when bratty, privileged old white guys speak to me like I am their mouthy niece.
— Amy Poehler
Always remember your kid's name,
— Amy Poehler
But as my dear friend and relationship sponsor Louis CK has noted, divorce is always good news because no good marriage has ever ended in divorce.
— Amy Poehler
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— Amy Poehler
I know enough now to know I know nothing.
— Amy Poehler
Dancing is the great equalizer. It gets people out of their heads and into their bodies.
— Amy Poehler
Your career and your passion don't always match up.
— Amy Poehler
Finally, thank you, Dolly Parton. Just because.
— Amy Poehler
Fall, and figure out what to do on your way down.
— Amy Poehler
Even demons gotta sleep.
— Amy Poehler
Ang Lee's been nominated for Best Director for Life of Pi, which is what I'm going to call the six weeks after I take this dress off!
— Amy Poehler
BEN (CONT'D) I am deeply, ridiculously in love with you. Above everything else, I want to be with you, forever. So, Leslie Knope, w -
— Amy Poehler
Writer for Conan, wrote a character for me called Andy's Little Sister. Her name was Stacey and she wore headgear and was obsessed with Conan.
— Amy Poehler
Men are very visual, so if you don't want them to notice your stomach, just put fake mustaches on your breasts to distract them.
— Amy Poehler
You can't stand around and wait to be asked to dance.
— Amy Poehler
I looked around and thought about my life. I felt grateful. I noticed every detail. That is the key to time travel.
— Amy Poehler
People always think I'm Amy Poehler, which never bothers me. I mean, Amy Poehler is great.
— Amy Sedaris
No opinion. They're condescending. (on turtles)
— Amy Poehler
I really do believe that anything in life, any obstacle or challenge, can be made better with humor.
— Amy Poehler
You put your hand on your heart and feel it beating and decide if what you wrote feels true.
— Amy Poehler
The Gift of Fear.
— Amy Poehler
Sticking up for ourselves in the same way we would one of our friends is a hard but satisfying thing to do. Sometimes it works.
— Amy Poehler
Listen. Say yes. Live in the moment. Make sure you play with people who have your back. Make big choices early and often.
— Amy Poehler
During a recent trip to Amsterdam, she sent me a picture of her smoking marijuana for the first time just because I asked her to.
— Amy Poehler
I firmly believe that every boy needs his mom to love him and every girl needs her dad to pay attention to her.
— Amy Poehler
I get a little itchy if I don't have some control.
— Amy Poehler
older also helps you develop X-ray vision.
— Amy Poehler
As an actor, you can certainly, at any moment and at any time, discover 400 people who think you're stupid, fat and ugly.
— Amy Poehler
The desire to work with Burrows-Charles was really to change NBC's identity, to say, "We want to be in the sophisticated-adult-comedy business."
— Amy Poehler
Sleep is out ... tired is the new black.
— Amy Poehler
President Bush on Monday defended U.S. interrogation of terrorists, saying 'We do not torture.' He added, 'We freedom electrocute.'
— Amy Poehler
Conan O'Brien's show was speaking to a massive and young audience, and he would put us in weekly bits on Late Night.
— Amy Poehler
When you host a show you have to hopefully be funny at the top and set the tone for a really fun evening.
— Amy Poehler
I think if I have established anything in my book, it's that a key element of being my friend is being comfortable with my forced fun.
— Amy Poehler
Forgiveness is something that's always possibility.
— Amy Poehler
The strange thing is that the moment people start looking at you less is when you start being able to see through people more.
— Amy Poehler
SLEEP AND I DO NOT HAVE A GOOD RELATIONSHIP. We have never been friends. I am constantly chasing sleep and then pushing it away.
— Amy Poehler
The truth is, writing is this: hard and boring and occasionally great but usually not.
— Amy Poehler
I wonder if this love will crack open my chest and split me in half. It's scary, this love.
— Amy Poehler
I know enough to know I know nothing.
— Amy Poehler
I used to have a terrific flat stomach but now it's kind of blown out after two giant babies used it as a short-term apartment.
— Amy Poehler
Nobody looks stupid when they are having fun.
— Amy Poehler
If you can speak about what you care about to a person you disagree with without denigrating them or insulting them, then you may actually be heard.
— Amy Poehler
It wasn't until I turned thirty that I started to feel like my adult life was beginning.
— Amy Poehler
Kiss every baby, and pet every dog. Walk slowly, and lie down when you're tired. What's next?
— Amy Poehler
The great thing about taking big chances when you're younger is you have less to lose, and you don't know as much. So you take big swings.
— Amy Poehler
They feed their demon and it gets really strong and then it makes them stay in abusive relationships
— Amy Poehler
Sleep helps you win at life.
— Amy Poehler
Just to be on set with Amy Poehler, who's one of my heroes, was a total dream come true.
— Tatiana Maslany
don't get a Saturday where you can catch up. The sleep
— Amy Poehler
I have found that she is as kind and caring a person as she is hilarious. Simply put, Amy Poehler is my hero.
— Aziz Ansari
You aren't allowed to feel special, but no one knows the specific ways you are in pain.
— Amy Poehler
Only at the Golden Globes do the beautiful people of film rub shoulders with the rat-faced people in television
— Amy Poehler
I do not improvise in heels.
— Amy Poehler
The computer is the new fireplace, everyone in the family gathers around the digital hearth for warmth.
— Amy Poehler
Most people I know struggle with that complicated soup of feeling slighted on one hand and like a total fraud on the other.
— Amy Poehler
Decide what your currency is early. Let go of what you will never have. People who do this are happier and sexier.
— Amy Poehler
If I wanted to see Jonah Hill masturbate at a pool party, I'd go to one of Jonah Hill's pool parties.
— Amy Poehler
Now I just want to sit down and have someone perform my five favorite songs while I eat a light dinner and receive a simultaneous pedicure.
— Amy Poehler
If you don't eat pussy, keep walking.
— Amy Poehler
The earlier you learn that you should focus on what you have, and not obsess about what you don't have, the happier you will be.
— Amy Poehler
Amy Poehler and I have been friends for so long, we're like Oprah and Gale. Only we're not denying anything.
— Tina Fey
Other people are not medicine.
— Amy Poehler