I'm not a great joke writer, which is odd for a comic to say, but I'm not. — Lewis Black
You can hardly say boo to a goose in the House of Commons now without cries of "Ungentlemanly," "Not fair" and all the rest. — Harold Macmillan
I miss my brother likethe sea would miss salt
if that were taken away. — Emma Cameron
It doesn't matter who you fall in love with, as long as you have love in your life. — Laurel Holloman
When the Fed raises or lowers interest rates, for instance, then that affects the entire economy. Contracts or expands it. — David Baldacci
Bad is always afraid of good and that is the reason why bad tries to eliminate good! — Mehmet Murat Ildan
When faced with people who have very limited conversational skills and no apparent desire to cultivate any it's always easier to simply go along. — Jeff Lindsay
