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Alpha Papa Funniest Quotes By Dave Barry: Before going on a diet you should consult

Before going on a diet you should consult your doctor, or at least send him some money. — Dave Barry

Alpha Papa Funniest Quotes By Michelle Hodkin: Your level of neuroses will only find love

Your level of neuroses will only find love in a made-for-TV movie. — Michelle Hodkin

Alpha Papa Funniest Quotes By Oxana Chusovitina: I could go to London in 2012. I

I could go to London in 2012. I will only be 37. — Oxana Chusovitina

Alpha Papa Funniest Quotes By Katherine Parkinson: I'm going to get myself one of those,

I'm going to get myself one of those, um, movable computers - what do you call them ... ? Laptops! I am bad. I still call my radio a wireless. — Katherine Parkinson

Alpha Papa Funniest Quotes By Jessica Hahn: The scandal happened and I made the best

The scandal happened and I made the best of it. I kind of feel like in the end it was a blessing. — Jessica Hahn

Alpha Papa Funniest Quotes By The Brothers: and Milkshake the cat. Leo is a superhero

and Milkshake the cat. Leo is a superhero and he has a superhero — The Brothers

Alpha Papa Funniest Quotes By Rita Dove: Crassly put: When I write, I am trying

Crassly put: When I write, I am trying not to bore myself and my readers. — Rita Dove

Alpha Papa Funniest Quotes By Sadegh Hedayat: I thought to myself: if it's true that

I thought to myself: if it's true that every person has a star in the sky, mine must be distant, dim, and absurd. Perhaps I never had a star. — Sadegh Hedayat

Alpha Papa Funniest Quotes By Marilyn Monroe: For life: it is rather a determination not

For life: it is rather a determination not to be overwhelmed. For work: the truth can only be recalled, never invented. — Marilyn Monroe

Alpha Papa Funniest Quotes By El Greco: Artists create out of a sense of desolation.

Artists create out of a sense of desolation. The spirit of creation is a excruciating, intricate exploration from within the soul. — El Greco