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Before going on a diet you should consult your doctor, or at least send him some money.
— Dave Barry
Your level of neuroses will only find love in a made-for-TV movie.
— Michelle Hodkin
I could go to London in 2012. I will only be 37.
— Oxana Chusovitina
I'm going to get myself one of those, um, movable computers - what do you call them ... ? Laptops! I am bad. I still call my radio a wireless.
— Katherine Parkinson
The scandal happened and I made the best of it. I kind of feel like in the end it was a blessing.
— Jessica Hahn
I thought to myself: if it's true that every person has a star in the sky, mine must be distant, dim, and absurd. Perhaps I never had a star.
— Sadegh Hedayat
For life: it is rather a determination not to be overwhelmed. For work: the truth can only be recalled, never invented.
— Marilyn Monroe