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I was a huge fan of 'Game Of Thrones.' I hadn't read the books but had watched the series from the beginning.
— Nathalie Emmanuel
I give women two types of orgasms. Fake and none.
— Adam Carolla
Remember: blonde, brunette, and redhead are not personality types.
— Howard Mittelmark
On your life, underestimating the proclivities of finches is likely to lead to great internal hemorrhaging.
— Charles Darwin
The most amazing and effective inventions are not those which do most honour to the human genius.
— Voltaire
The man stood alone by the hive. On impulse he put his palm against the wood, as if feeling for a pulse.
— Laline Paull
If God took a selfie, it would look like you.
— Eleanor Brownn
Emotional honesty transcends reality; it's what allows disbelief to be suspended and yet what makes a story stay true.
— Greg Rucka
Salad bars are like a restaurant's lungs. They soak up the impurities and bacteria in the environment, leaving you with much cleaner air to enjoy.
— Douglas Coupland
I have that one's soul, niece.
— Josephine Angelini
I believe that "love" is not about forgiveness, it's about acceptance, and acceptance keeps relationships alive.
— Morgan Parker
In truth, ayahuasca is the television of the forest.
— Jeremy Narby
Duke's football."
"You talked to Duke?"
"Not really, but his football and I seemed to hit it off. — Kasie West
"You talked to Duke?"
"Not really, but his football and I seemed to hit it off. — Kasie West
We want playmates we can own.
— Jules Feiffer
Have you ever thought about toothpaste? Ellen has! And she makes a point about all of the types of toothpaste that Colgate offers!
— Ellen DeGeneres