All Lemony Snicket Quotes

All Lemony Snicket Quotes & Sayings

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It is, as you know, very, very rude and usually unnecessary to use profanity. — Lemony Snicket

Those two Quagmires will whisk and whisk until they are simply whisked away. — Lemony Snicket

You don't spend your life hanging around books without learning a thing or two. — Lemony Snicket

I went into the bathroom to brush my teeth. It is good to brush your teeth when you are angry, because you brush harder and do a better job. — Lemony Snicket

When you have only know someone for a few hours it is difficult to now what they would like to hear. — Lemony Snicket

-the phrase "lion's share" here means "the biggest part" and has nothing to do with lions or sharing- — Lemony Snicket

Read about things that wouldn't keep you up all night long, weeping and tearing out your hair. — Lemony Snicket

You must be all a-tingle with excitement.'
'I guess so,' I said, but I did not feel a-tingle. I did not feel a-anything. — Lemony Snicket

Everybody will die, but very few people want to be reminded of that fact. — Lemony Snicket

But it's far too late for us; ring, hair, letters, photographs
all traces of our love will be scattered then, like an anagram ... — Lemony Snicket

I was so grateful that Lemony Snicket wasn't the worst movie ever made that I overlooked many things that might have otherwise upset me. — Daniel Handler

Tra la la, Fiddle dee dee,
Hope you get well soon.
Ho ho ho, hee hee hee,
Have a heart-shaped balloon. — Lemony Snicket

It looked like something the Hemlock needed, or a piece of equipment a plumber had left behind. It looked like none of your business. — Lemony Snicket

Aunt Josephine had been so careful to avoid anything that she thought might harm her, but harm had still come her way. — Lemony Snicket

Theodora glared at me, but Mrs. Murphy Sallis gave me a brief smile and offered me her hand, which was as smooth and soft as old lettuce. — Lemony Snicket

I didn't realize this was a sad occasion. — Lemony Snicket

The map is not the territory," Snicket's chaperon advises him. "That's an expression which means the world does not match the picture in our heads. — Lemony Snicket