
Do zombies eat doughnuts with their fingers? you might ask. No. They usually eat their fingers separately. —
James Patterson

Goons were the lowest sort of homunculi, only superior to zombies. —
Lita Burke

We live, if we still do live, in a Sea of Chaos, out of which any fucking monster can evolve. —
Stephen Jones

Do I give money to charity and help old-lady zombies across streets so that they can bite babies? —
Mira Grant

He told her, You are a wise woman.
Pleasure warmed her voice. I do have my moments, don't I? —
Thea Harrison

Time is like a zombie. It moves slow, but all of a sudden 'BOO! Got your brains! —
Jennie Breeden

I happen to like vampires more than zombies. —
Martin Scorsese

Nice driving, ya doomed fucks! —
Daniel Younger

Peggy snorted. Zombies rise and we're still doing paperwork. —
Rhiannon Frater

The main jokes in this film are about big things, love and life and zombies - we all get that. —
Simon Pegg

I do enjoy Gothic fiction or books about zombies if they are well written and I like vampires. —
Roddy Doyle

If there had been zombies on the iceberg when the Titanic hit it, that would have made a much better movie. —
Chuck Palahniuk

Zombies, deadheads, corpsicles. What's the difference? They don't care. They don't have feelings to hurt. —
Daniel Waters

Address one issue at a time.You can't load gasoline, pick up food, AND kill fifteen zombies at once —
Jesse Petersen

I shall never relinquish my sword for a ring. The right man wouldn't ask me to. —
Seth Grahame-Smith

You know, surprisingly, they don't sell a lot of brains in the local 24-hour grocery store around the corner from my house. —
Rusty Fischer

New York City in life was much like New York City in death. It was still hard to get a cab, for example. —
Colson Whitehead

You know Dahmer was a cannibal. You think he was a zombie?"
Tom smirked. "I'm no expert, but not all cannibals are zombies. —
H.D. Timmons

I would like my life to be a movie so I could cut to a montage. —
Isaac Marion

I like zombies; I like them fine. But I don't have a long list of zombie movies or books that are among my favorite things in the world. —
Steve Hockensmith

One mind awake can become stronger than a thousand zombies sleepwalking in a dying civilization. —
Alex Smith

That's okay. If we are attacked by zombies I don't have to run fast. I just have to run faster than you. —
Julie Kagawa

Knowing without any doubt that the newly elected cannot help but be his zombies, Obama is the cat who swallowed the canary. —
Judi McLeod

What did the zombie say to the whore?
Keep the tip! —
Diana Rowland