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Truth or dare, you little shit. — Alice Clayton

Get your ass over here right now, you motherfucking scary movie pusher. — Alice Clayton

Here's the thing about a spit take: In the movies, they're hysterical. In real life, they're just messy. — Alice Clayton

I told her you were lovely, but the truth is, you're more than lovely, — Alice Clayton

Simon does commando. God bless America. — Alice Clayton

Why ride a cowboy when you can ride a librarian? — Alice Clayton

No way, buddy. I'm not machuuing your pichu now. Huh-uh — Alice Clayton

The girl next door was meowing. What in the world was my neighbor packing to make that happen? — Alice Clayton

Dream Caroline and Dream Simon were some naughty kids. — Alice Clayton

Kittens, lay back. You are about to get Wallbanged. — Alice Clayton

And then I tasted nothing but his sweet lips, pressed firmly to mine, as I kissed him like it was my job. — Alice Clayton

Sometimes you have to pretend to be feeling better to actually feel better. It's why new workout clothes make you feel like you want to work out. — Alice Clayton

I panted like a whore in church. The Church of Simon ... where I was dying to kneel before him. — Alice Clayton

Babies. I want to fill you up with babies. Like, make you pregnant with babies. And have some of the babies. Babies. Babies. Caroline? Babies — Alice Clayton

The right woman for you wouldn't want you to change anything about your life. She wouldn't rock your boat, she'd jump right in and sail it with you. — Alice Clayton

My shirt bunched up around my waist, and the feeling of his hi-there against my hoohah was indescribable. — Alice Clayton

Look how fantastic this ring looks on my hand while it's holding your cook."
"Jesus Christ, woman. — Alice Clayton

E kissed me right on my gonna-see-God. — Alice Clayton

I didn't think I could love you more, but I really kind of do. — Alice Clayton

Grace does not share ice cream. She does, however, talk about herself in the third person. — Alice Clayton

It doesn't always have to be so hard. Sometimes falling in love just means turning around and seeing what's right in front of you. — Alice Clayton

Don't be ungrateful. Just open it. — Alice Clayton

Love is messy, painful and emotionally draining. It hardly seems worth it. — Alice Clayton

I agree with you. Everyone gets lonely sometimes. — Alice Clayton

I tend to lose control when pie crust is involved. — Alice Clayton

Dicks didn't need to be inserted for it to be cheating. — Alice Clayton

You sure about this, Sugar Snap?" ...
"I'm all in, Farmer Boy. — Alice Clayton

I'll feel guilty Monday, but today I can't think about anything work related. My head will literally burst. — Alice Clayton

I literally could not feel more cozy right now if I were actually inside a marshmallow — Alice Clayton

Of course the girl who meows when she has an orgasm is afraid of cats. — Alice Clayton

Brushed the side of his hand! Slut! — Alice Clayton

There was a hickey on the side of my neck the size of a quarter. I looked like I had argued with a Hoover and the Hoover won. Jesus. — Alice Clayton

If I was going to have a life of air and nothing, I'd at least like a big fat dick to bounce on. — Alice Clayton

Giggler, I think I hate you most of all. — Alice Clayton

It was like pulling one loose thread on a sweater, and suddenly, poof, no sweater! And you're standing naked in a new hotel with terrible lighting. — Alice Clayton

I fucking love you, you goddamned librarian. — Alice Clayton

He lifted his head and opened his eyes. Singularly focused, dark, and of one mind-set.
Simon was about to fuck. — Alice Clayton

Peeling apples, just peeling apples. Didn't feel your boobs. No, no, not me — Alice Clayton

Think I even noticed that I had a forehead full of sofa? Hell no, I had a Wallbanger kneeling between my legs. — Alice Clayton

I'm very cute when I'm vulnerable. — Alice Clayton

You smell like tequila and sexual repression, Caroline. — Alice Clayton

Before I eat your bagel, we should be formally introduced, don't you think? — Alice Clayton

He turned, leaning against the door, one arm over his head. Beef. To the motherfucking. Cake. — Alice Clayton

After about ten seconds, he inhaled and shook — Alice Clayton

You gonna bang my walls, Simon?" I laughed.
"You have no idea," he promised. — Alice Clayton

My boyfriend likes to fuck my brains out on our kitchen island. Which tile would you recommend for that? — Alice Clayton

Oh , God, the British Have landed, Haven't they? — Alice Clayton

It was fun making this guy blush. — Alice Clayton

Wrapped around each other but now clad in a pink nightie and a pair of sweatpants. To be clear, I wore the pink nightie. — Alice Clayton

Oh please, like you don't know. You're bigger than a breadbox! — Alice Clayton

His eyes were on my behind. And when caught? Didn't even have the decency to blush. Naughty boy. — Alice Clayton

Pushing thoughts of spanking and Simon from my mind, I went back to my DVDs. Spanking Simon. What a great name for a band. — Alice Clayton

Her skin glowed, her hair was luxurious, her eyes sparkled, and her tits were even more fantastic. — Alice Clayton

I knew I should have changed your name from Nightie Girl to Naughty Girl. — Alice Clayton

Be aware of the walls you build and what could be on the other side — Alice Clayton

Well, considering my entire life, now seems rules by odd coincidences, I figure it's right on track. — Alice Clayton

Stop it. If you say sorry one more time I'm gonna go find something of yours and pee on it, I swear. — Alice Clayton

Sleep hair, or the speedbump abs. Practically. — Alice Clayton

Always good when what you need and what you want are the same thing. — Alice Clayton

Twenty-four year olds were my new favourite thing. I needed to tell Oprah to put them on her list. — Alice Clayton

I knew it wouldn't always be this easy. But it sure as hell would be a good time. — Alice Clayton

Hi, pot. It's me, kettle," Sophia snapped back.
"Hi kettle, you have about thirty seconds before this pot kicks your ass. — Alice Clayton

It's like kissing a Jack 'o' Lantern. What's with the grin? — Alice Clayton

Wine?"
"Am I breathing?"
"Wine it is. — Alice Clayton

Beneath the sheet - which was already lower on his hips than should be legal
He
Was
Still
Hard — Alice Clayton

Fucking Wallbanger," I hissed, frozed on the spot.
His grin slid off as well as he played place-the-face for a moment. "Fucking Pink Nightie Girl. — Alice Clayton

That's the only reason," he said. "Have a good night. Sweet dreams. — Alice Clayton

Because no one can hurt you quite like someone who says he loves you. — Alice Clayton

I was harder to pin down, but I knew him when I saw him. Like the Supreme Court and pornography, I was aware. — Alice Clayton

I'm outside.
Oh.
And I can hear you.
Ohhh.
You said my name.
Oh. My. God.
Let me in — Alice Clayton

Sweet dreams and thin walls ... Mother of Pearl. He'd heard me. — Alice Clayton

His eyes were so blue, it was like looking at two angry oceans. — Alice Clayton

The irony that Simon was literally trying to run away from pussy was not lost on me. — Alice Clayton

I got in trouble for fondling buns, he whispered. — Alice Clayton

He was everything I'd ever wanted, and everything I hadn't even known I needed. — Alice Clayton

I don't care what you all think you want on paper. In reality, you're doing it all wrong. — Alice Clayton

I will play Truth or Dare, you sucker, until you can't tell your truth from your dare. -CAROLINE — Alice Clayton

Rang out from the kitchen, and I grinned in relief. — Alice Clayton

How do you make Wallbanger stop smirking? You kiss him. — Alice Clayton

So, how is the British invasion going? Has he invaded your hoohah yet? — Alice Clayton

She was giggling. She was a dirty, dirty giggler. — Alice Clayton

He was the yin to my yang, the frick to my frack, the melba toast to my Chex. — Alice Clayton

The sounds pouring forth from his nasal passages registered somewhere between grizzly bear and exploding tractor trailer. — Alice Clayton

You sure that's the only reason you called? — Alice Clayton

Dark chocolate was supposed to be good for you, right? — Alice Clayton

I breathed in, he breathed out. We traded actual air. — Alice Clayton

Clive remained behind Simon's knees.
Simon's Knees . . .
What a great name for a band. — Alice Clayton

Just because we didn't work out as a couple didn't mean we couldn't work together, right? — Alice Clayton

With one lick, I was close. With a second lick, I was close to stupid. — Alice Clayton

He shook his head. "You're a bit of a train wreck, aren't you?" I puffed a bit of hair away from my face. "Choo choo? — Alice Clayton

Maybe you'll show up at my back door with your nuts again. — Alice Clayton

You can't misinterpret the sound of a good spanking, and someone was receiving one next door. — Alice Clayton

Babies were born, old people died, stocks were traded, and someone faked an orgasm. All in those five seconds. — Alice Clayton

Was I seriously awake at, let's see, one
sixteen a.m. and attempting to discern the national origin of
the woman getting plowed next door? — Alice Clayton

I felt a tap on my shoulder. I knew it was him. My skin told me. — Alice Clayton

Come into my Tahoe, Simon, — Alice Clayton

This is the heart I need. And if I have this - and a little schmaltz - I dont need anything else in the world — Alice Clayton

I'm hardly just someone. I think I rate a little higher than that, — Alice Clayton

I love the shit out of you. So calm down and just tell me what you need. -Simon — Alice Clayton

I wouldn't say I know him, but I'm familiar with his work. — Alice Clayton