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Truth or dare, you little shit.
— Alice Clayton
Here's the thing about a spit take: In the movies, they're hysterical. In real life, they're just messy.
— Alice Clayton
Simon does commando. God bless America.
— Alice Clayton
Why ride a cowboy when you can ride a librarian?
— Alice Clayton
No way, buddy. I'm not machuuing your pichu now. Huh-uh
— Alice Clayton
The girl next door was meowing. What in the world was my neighbor packing to make that happen?
— Alice Clayton
Dream Caroline and Dream Simon were some naughty kids.
— Alice Clayton
Kittens, lay back. You are about to get Wallbanged.
— Alice Clayton
And then I tasted nothing but his sweet lips, pressed firmly to mine, as I kissed him like it was my job.
— Alice Clayton
I panted like a whore in church. The Church of Simon ... where I was dying to kneel before him.
— Alice Clayton
Babies. I want to fill you up with babies. Like, make you pregnant with babies. And have some of the babies. Babies. Babies. Caroline? Babies
— Alice Clayton
My shirt bunched up around my waist, and the feeling of his hi-there against my hoohah was indescribable.
— Alice Clayton
Look how fantastic this ring looks on my hand while it's holding your cook.""Jesus Christ, woman. — Alice Clayton
E kissed me right on my gonna-see-God.
— Alice Clayton
I didn't think I could love you more, but I really kind of do.
— Alice Clayton
Grace does not share ice cream. She does, however, talk about herself in the third person.
— Alice Clayton
It doesn't always have to be so hard. Sometimes falling in love just means turning around and seeing what's right in front of you.
— Alice Clayton
Don't be ungrateful. Just open it.
— Alice Clayton
I agree with you. Everyone gets lonely sometimes.
— Alice Clayton
I tend to lose control when pie crust is involved.
— Alice Clayton
Dicks didn't need to be inserted for it to be cheating.
— Alice Clayton
You sure about this, Sugar Snap?" ... "I'm all in, Farmer Boy. — Alice Clayton
I'll feel guilty Monday, but today I can't think about anything work related. My head will literally burst.
— Alice Clayton
I literally could not feel more cozy right now if I were actually inside a marshmallow
— Alice Clayton
Brushed the side of his hand! Slut!
— Alice Clayton
There was a hickey on the side of my neck the size of a quarter. I looked like I had argued with a Hoover and the Hoover won. Jesus.
— Alice Clayton
If I was going to have a life of air and nothing, I'd at least like a big fat dick to bounce on.
— Alice Clayton
Giggler, I think I hate you most of all.
— Alice Clayton
I fucking love you, you goddamned librarian.
— Alice Clayton
He lifted his head and opened his eyes. Singularly focused, dark, and of one mind-set.Simon was about to fuck. — Alice Clayton
Think I even noticed that I had a forehead full of sofa? Hell no, I had a Wallbanger kneeling between my legs.
— Alice Clayton
I'm very cute when I'm vulnerable.
— Alice Clayton
You smell like tequila and sexual repression, Caroline.
— Alice Clayton
He turned, leaning against the door, one arm over his head. Beef. To the motherfucking. Cake.
— Alice Clayton
After about ten seconds, he inhaled and shook
— Alice Clayton
My boyfriend likes to fuck my brains out on our kitchen island. Which tile would you recommend for that?
— Alice Clayton
Oh , God, the British Have landed, Haven't they?
— Alice Clayton
It was fun making this guy blush.
— Alice Clayton
Wrapped around each other but now clad in a pink nightie and a pair of sweatpants. To be clear, I wore the pink nightie.
— Alice Clayton
Oh please, like you don't know. You're bigger than a breadbox!
— Alice Clayton
His eyes were on my behind. And when caught? Didn't even have the decency to blush. Naughty boy.
— Alice Clayton
Pushing thoughts of spanking and Simon from my mind, I went back to my DVDs. Spanking Simon. What a great name for a band.
— Alice Clayton
Her skin glowed, her hair was luxurious, her eyes sparkled, and her tits were even more fantastic.
— Alice Clayton
Well, considering my entire life, now seems rules by odd coincidences, I figure it's right on track.
— Alice Clayton
Stop it. If you say sorry one more time I'm gonna go find something of yours and pee on it, I swear.
— Alice Clayton
Sleep hair, or the speedbump abs. Practically.
— Alice Clayton
Twenty-four year olds were my new favourite thing. I needed to tell Oprah to put them on her list.
— Alice Clayton
Hi, pot. It's me, kettle," Sophia snapped back."Hi kettle, you have about thirty seconds before this pot kicks your ass. — Alice Clayton
It's like kissing a Jack 'o' Lantern. What's with the grin?
— Alice Clayton
Wine?""Am I breathing?"
"Wine it is. — Alice Clayton
Beneath the sheet - which was already lower on his hips than should be legal He
Was
Still
Hard — Alice Clayton
I was harder to pin down, but I knew him when I saw him. Like the Supreme Court and pornography, I was aware.
— Alice Clayton
Sweet dreams and thin walls ... Mother of Pearl. He'd heard me.
— Alice Clayton
His eyes were so blue, it was like looking at two angry oceans.
— Alice Clayton
The irony that Simon was literally trying to run away from pussy was not lost on me.
— Alice Clayton
I got in trouble for fondling buns, he whispered.
— Alice Clayton
I don't care what you all think you want on paper. In reality, you're doing it all wrong.
— Alice Clayton
I will play Truth or Dare, you sucker, until you can't tell your truth from your dare. -CAROLINE
— Alice Clayton
Rang out from the kitchen, and I grinned in relief.
— Alice Clayton
How do you make Wallbanger stop smirking? You kiss him.
— Alice Clayton
She was giggling. She was a dirty, dirty giggler.
— Alice Clayton
The sounds pouring forth from his nasal passages registered somewhere between grizzly bear and exploding tractor trailer.
— Alice Clayton
You sure that's the only reason you called?
— Alice Clayton
Dark chocolate was supposed to be good for you, right?
— Alice Clayton
I breathed in, he breathed out. We traded actual air.
— Alice Clayton
Clive remained behind Simon's knees.Simon's Knees . . .
What a great name for a band. — Alice Clayton
Just because we didn't work out as a couple didn't mean we couldn't work together, right?
— Alice Clayton
He shook his head. "You're a bit of a train wreck, aren't you?" I puffed a bit of hair away from my face. "Choo choo?
— Alice Clayton
Maybe you'll show up at my back door with your nuts again.
— Alice Clayton
You can't misinterpret the sound of a good spanking, and someone was receiving one next door.
— Alice Clayton
Babies were born, old people died, stocks were traded, and someone faked an orgasm. All in those five seconds.
— Alice Clayton
Was I seriously awake at, let's see, onesixteen a.m. and attempting to discern the national origin of
the woman getting plowed next door? — Alice Clayton
I felt a tap on my shoulder. I knew it was him. My skin told me.
— Alice Clayton
Come into my Tahoe, Simon,
— Alice Clayton
This is the heart I need. And if I have this - and a little schmaltz - I dont need anything else in the world
— Alice Clayton
I wouldn't say I know him, but I'm familiar with his work.
— Alice Clayton