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Analysing humour is like dissecting a frog. Few people are interested and the frog dies. — Alan Ford

His laughter bellowed throughout the house, and he patted my hand. You've met my sons, Abby. You should know it's damn near impossible to offend me. — Jamie McGuire

Try to throw a rock through a virtual storefront, and you just get an error. — Eli Pariser

'Saturday Night Fever,' Paula Abdul, 'Fame,' Debbie Allen ... all affected me and the generation before me. — Laurieann Gibson

What can we take on trust in this uncertain life? Happiness, greatness, pride - nothing is secure, nothing keeps. — Euripides

There are people who think that plunder loses all its immorality as soon as it becomes legal. Personally, I cannot imagine a more alarming situation. — Frederic Bastiat

Certainly tolerance and acceptance were at the forefront of my music. — Bruce Springsteen

Children pick up words as pigeons peas And utter them again as God shall please. — John Ray

A computer does not substitute for judgment any more than a pencil substitutes for literacy. But writing without a pencil is no particular advantage. — Robert McNamara

By all the codes which I am acquainted with, I am a devilishly wicked specimen of the sex. — Kate Chopin

The person I liked the best was Gerald R. Ford. He was the most decent man in politics I ever had any relationships with. — Alan Greenspan

The good fighters of old first put themselves beyond the possibility of defeat, and then waited for an opportunity of defeating the enemy. — Sun Tzu

There's a lot of people that need these stories, and they can't come to my book, so I'm going to be the bookmobile and I'm going to come to them. — Sandra Cisneros

Nationalism does nothing but teach you to hate people you never met, and to take pride in accomplishments you had no part in. — Doug Stanhope

New Zealand has the best government money can buy. — Grant McLachlan

Words were only an approximation of meaning. The meaning escaped between the words, dissolved, disappeared, like fog fading away between iron bars. — Charlotte Lamb

In a crisis, give help first and then advice. — Aesop