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Democracy consists of choosing your dictators, after they've told you what you think it is you want to hear.
— Alan Coren
To have a grievance is to have a purpose in life.
— Alan Coren
Jacob is a German Shepherd. (I have never understood why they aren't called German Sheepdogs. What do the Germans call shepherds?)
— Alan Coren
A humorist tells himself every morning, "I hope it's going to be a rough day." When things are going well, it's much harder to make the right jokes.
— Alan Coren
Remember: Enjoy your life today, because yesterday has gone and tomorrow may never come.
— Alan Coren
The role of humour is to make people fall down and writhe on the Axminster, and that is the top and bottom of it.
— Alan Coren
Television is more interesting than people. If it were not we should have people standing in the corner of our room.
— Alan Coren
I feel more comfortable when I'm lighter - I sleep better, I snore less, I have more endurance when I work out, my arms look better.
— Tyra Banks
My father is an amazing man.
— Sherman Alexie
Coffee, though a useful medicine, if drunk constantly will at length induce a decay of health , and hectic fever.
— Jesse Torrey
Everyone's brain works in a different way. I didn't feel smart in school; I just didn't get it. I thought I was an idiot. Until I got out.
— Jennifer Lawrence
Agassiz, when I saw him last, had read but a part of Origin of Species. He says it is POOR-VERY POOR!!. The fact is, he is very much annoyed by it.
— Asa Gray
Growing up, I found I was good at two things: Art and Math. To hear my parents say it, though, it was only, 'John is good at Math.'
— John Maeda
I wonder sometimes if manufacturers of foolproof items keep a fool or two on their payroll to test things.
— Alan Coren
10.30 Newsnight: What Are The Chances Of World War Three Breaking Out After You Have Gone To Bed?
— Alan Coren
The ringmaster cannot be in all three rings at once.
— Jones Loflin
Family drama is a trade off for having family.
— C.C. Hunter