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Malta is the only country in the world where the local delicacy is the bread. — Alan Coren

Democracy consists of choosing your dictators, after they've told you what you think it is you want to hear. — Alan Coren

Strictly speaking, the land does not exist; it is merely dehydrated sea. — Alan Coren

To have a grievance is to have a purpose in life. — Alan Coren

Jacob is a German Shepherd. (I have never understood why they aren't called German Sheepdogs. What do the Germans call shepherds?) — Alan Coren

A humorist tells himself every morning, "I hope it's going to be a rough day." When things are going well, it's much harder to make the right jokes. — Alan Coren

Remember: Enjoy your life today, because yesterday has gone and tomorrow may never come. — Alan Coren

The role of humour is to make people fall down and writhe on the Axminster, and that is the top and bottom of it. — Alan Coren

Television is more interesting than people. If it were not we should have people standing in the corner of our room. — Alan Coren

I find drug use disrespectful, self-destructive, and weak. I want no part of it. — Davey Havok

I feel more comfortable when I'm lighter - I sleep better, I snore less, I have more endurance when I work out, my arms look better. — Tyra Banks

My father is an amazing man. — Sherman Alexie

Coffee, though a useful medicine, if drunk constantly will at length induce a decay of health , and hectic fever. — Jesse Torrey

Everyone's brain works in a different way. I didn't feel smart in school; I just didn't get it. I thought I was an idiot. Until I got out. — Jennifer Lawrence

Agassiz, when I saw him last, had read but a part of Origin of Species. He says it is POOR-VERY POOR!!. The fact is, he is very much annoyed by it. — Asa Gray

Growing up, I found I was good at two things: Art and Math. To hear my parents say it, though, it was only, 'John is good at Math.' — John Maeda

I wonder sometimes if manufacturers of foolproof items keep a fool or two on their payroll to test things. — Alan Coren

10.30 Newsnight: What Are The Chances Of World War Three Breaking Out After You Have Gone To Bed? — Alan Coren

Enjoy your life today because yesterday had gone and tomorrow may never come — Alan Coren

The ringmaster cannot be in all three rings at once. — Jones Loflin

Being a personality is not the same thing as having a personality. — Alan Coren

Family drama is a trade off for having family. — C.C. Hunter

All I know of birds to this date is that sparrows are the ones that are not pigeons. — Alan Coren