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Alan Coren Quotes By Alan Coren: Malta is the only country in the world

Malta is the only country in the world where the local delicacy is the bread. — Alan Coren

Alan Coren Quotes By Alan Coren: Democracy consists of choosing your dictators, after they've

Democracy consists of choosing your dictators, after they've told you what you think it is you want to hear. — Alan Coren

Alan Coren Quotes By Alan Coren: Strictly speaking, the land does not exist; it

Strictly speaking, the land does not exist; it is merely dehydrated sea. — Alan Coren

Alan Coren Quotes By Alan Coren: To have a grievance is to have a

To have a grievance is to have a purpose in life. — Alan Coren

Alan Coren Quotes By Alan Coren: Jacob is a German Shepherd. (I have never

Jacob is a German Shepherd. (I have never understood why they aren't called German Sheepdogs. What do the Germans call shepherds?) — Alan Coren

Alan Coren Quotes By Alan Coren: A humorist tells himself every morning, "I hope

A humorist tells himself every morning, "I hope it's going to be a rough day." When things are going well, it's much harder to make the right jokes. — Alan Coren

Alan Coren Quotes By Alan Coren: Remember: Enjoy your life today, because yesterday has

Remember: Enjoy your life today, because yesterday has gone and tomorrow may never come. — Alan Coren

Alan Coren Quotes By Alan Coren: The role of humour is to make people

The role of humour is to make people fall down and writhe on the Axminster, and that is the top and bottom of it. — Alan Coren

Alan Coren Quotes By Alan Coren: Television is more interesting than people. If it

Television is more interesting than people. If it were not we should have people standing in the corner of our room. — Alan Coren

Alan Coren Quotes By Davey Havok: I find drug use disrespectful, self-destructive, and weak.

I find drug use disrespectful, self-destructive, and weak. I want no part of it. — Davey Havok

Alan Coren Quotes By Tyra Banks: I feel more comfortable when I'm lighter -

I feel more comfortable when I'm lighter - I sleep better, I snore less, I have more endurance when I work out, my arms look better. — Tyra Banks

Alan Coren Quotes By Sherman Alexie: My father is an amazing man.

My father is an amazing man. — Sherman Alexie

Alan Coren Quotes By Jesse Torrey: Coffee, though a useful medicine, if drunk constantly

Coffee, though a useful medicine, if drunk constantly will at length induce a decay of health , and hectic fever. — Jesse Torrey

Alan Coren Quotes By Jennifer Lawrence: Everyone's brain works in a different way. I

Everyone's brain works in a different way. I didn't feel smart in school; I just didn't get it. I thought I was an idiot. Until I got out. — Jennifer Lawrence

Alan Coren Quotes By Asa Gray: Agassiz, when I saw him last, had read

Agassiz, when I saw him last, had read but a part of Origin of Species. He says it is POOR-VERY POOR!!. The fact is, he is very much annoyed by it. — Asa Gray

Alan Coren Quotes By John Maeda: Growing up, I found I was good at

Growing up, I found I was good at two things: Art and Math. To hear my parents say it, though, it was only, 'John is good at Math.' — John Maeda

Alan Coren Quotes By Alan Coren: I wonder sometimes if manufacturers of foolproof items

I wonder sometimes if manufacturers of foolproof items keep a fool or two on their payroll to test things. — Alan Coren

Alan Coren Quotes By Alan Coren: 10.30 Newsnight: What Are The Chances Of World

10.30 Newsnight: What Are The Chances Of World War Three Breaking Out After You Have Gone To Bed? — Alan Coren

Alan Coren Quotes By Alan Coren: Enjoy your life today because yesterday had gone

Enjoy your life today because yesterday had gone and tomorrow may never come — Alan Coren

Alan Coren Quotes By Jones Loflin: The ringmaster cannot be in all three rings

The ringmaster cannot be in all three rings at once. — Jones Loflin

Alan Coren Quotes By Alan Coren: Being a personality is not the same thing

Being a personality is not the same thing as having a personality. — Alan Coren

Alan Coren Quotes By C.C. Hunter: Family drama is a trade off for having

Family drama is a trade off for having family. — C.C. Hunter

Alan Coren Quotes By Alan Coren: All I know of birds to this date

All I know of birds to this date is that sparrows are the ones that are not pigeons. — Alan Coren