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Every morning I read the obituaries. If it ain't there I make myself a cup of tea and carry on like I have the past century or so.
— Lois Greiman
In any given situation there will always be more dumb people than smart people. We ain't many!
— Ken Kesey
Why should i go to his funeral? He ain't comming to mine.
— Daniel Nielsen
Oh baby", Madoc groaned to the girl next to him. "Snickers ain't the only thing king sized.
— Penelope Douglas
Airplanes may kill you, but they ain't likely to hurt you.
— Satchel Paige
Why is Cloud 9 so amazing? What is wrong with Cloud 8? That joke came off the top of my head, and the top of my head ain't funny!
— Mitch Hedberg
That shit was funny, but it ain't right.
— Ernessa T. Carter
Third ain't so bad if nothin' is hit to you.
— Yogi Berra
Avocados, it's a food that ain't worth injuring yourself for. If it's a hassle to get into, leave it to the experts.
— Karl Pilkington
You might have seen a housefly, maybe even a superfly, but I bet you ain't never seen a donkey fly! Ha, ha!
— Eddie Murphy
I ain't shooting nobody, so call me a faggot. When the war's over, I'll be the faggot with two legs.
— Chris Rock
Pete (Rose) doesn't run with celebrities and he can't stand the phonies. His big buddy in LA ain't Sinatra, it's a funny old groundskeeper.
— Sparky Anderson
One thing the blues ain't, is funny.
— Stephen Stills
This is getting funny, but there ain't nobody laughing.
— Waylon Jennings
It's funny, leaving a place, ain't it?" he said. "You never do know when you'll get back.
— Larry McMurtry
I hate arrows. They try to tell me which direction to go. It's like "I ain't going that way, line with two thirds of a triangle on the end!"
— Mitch Hedberg
You're gonna sit down. You're gonna shut up. And by the grace of God Almighty, I ain't gonna kill you.
— Lois Greiman
Thank you leaf blowers, for making me look like the world's lamest Ghostbuster. I ain't afraid of no leaves.
— Jimmy Fallon
Fun and killing ain't synonyms to regular folks, Zeus.". — Shay Rucker
Life is a gamble, we scramble for money,I might crack a smile, but ain't a damn thing funny. — Prodigy
Funny how the love be fake ... but I ain't stressin'.Thankful for the love that's genuine ... appreciate the blessin'. — Busta Rhymes
Funny thing about love, ain't it? Sometimes it saves you and sometimes, like right then, even love isn't enough.
— Eden Butler
Getting married is a lot like getting into a tub of hot water. After you get used to it, it ain't so hot.
— Minnie Pearl
Say, Cuttino. What are those Godawful clothes you're wearing? Man, this ain't Rhode Island anymore. You're in the NBA. The girls have teeth here.
— Charles Barkley
When you're in a train and it breaks down, well, there you is. But when you're in a plane and it breaks down, there you AIN'T.
— Amy Hill Hearth
We got a lot of politicians up there on Capital Hill. Ain't it funny how they prosper while the country stands still?
— Waylon Jennings
Manners," I say. "It ain't polite to taste people. Shit.
— Nenia Campbell
There ain't no "baby mama drama" up in this Vortex, homie!
— Esther Hicks
A nickel ain't worth a dime anymore.
— Yogi Berra