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Every morning I read the obituaries. If it ain't there I make myself a cup of tea and carry on like I have the past century or so. — Lois Greiman

I used to roll up: this is a hold up, ain't nuthin funny.
Stop smiling, be still, don't nuthin move but the money. — Rakim

In any given situation there will always be more dumb people than smart people. We ain't many! — Ken Kesey

It ain't like football. You can't make up no trick plays. — Yogi Berra

Why should i go to his funeral? He ain't comming to mine. — Daniel Nielsen

I don't want to be the one to break it to you, but the future ain't that funny. — Albert Brooks

Oh baby", Madoc groaned to the girl next to him. "Snickers ain't the only thing king sized. — Penelope Douglas

Any man who can't appreciate a classic pickup ain't worth his weight in salt. — Colleen Coble

Airplanes may kill you, but they ain't likely to hurt you. — Satchel Paige

A word to the wise ain't necessary, it's the stupid ones who need advice. — Bill Cosby

Why is Cloud 9 so amazing? What is wrong with Cloud 8? That joke came off the top of my head, and the top of my head ain't funny! — Mitch Hedberg

You ain't going nowhere, son. You ought to go back to driving a truck. — Jim Denny

That shit was funny, but it ain't right. — Ernessa T. Carter

I find being funny very hard work. I am always asked about it, and I feel guilty saying that, but it's the truth. I love my work, but it ain't easy. — Madeline Kahn

Third ain't so bad if nothin' is hit to you. — Yogi Berra

Avocados, it's a food that ain't worth injuring yourself for. If it's a hassle to get into, leave it to the experts. — Karl Pilkington

You might have seen a housefly, maybe even a superfly, but I bet you ain't never seen a donkey fly! Ha, ha! — Eddie Murphy

I ain't shooting nobody, so call me a faggot. When the war's over, I'll be the faggot with two legs. — Chris Rock

It'll leave you feeling hollow and helpless, and there is where you'll stay. Ain't it funny child, love sometimes leaves you as dead as yesterday. — Zakk Wylde

Pete (Rose) doesn't run with celebrities and he can't stand the phonies. His big buddy in LA ain't Sinatra, it's a funny old groundskeeper. — Sparky Anderson

One thing the blues ain't, is funny. — Stephen Stills

This is getting funny, but there ain't nobody laughing. — Waylon Jennings

That boy may have been born on third base but he sure as shit ain't scored a triple. — Sarah Hall

It's funny, leaving a place, ain't it?" he said. "You never do know when you'll get back. — Larry McMurtry

I hate arrows. They try to tell me which direction to go. It's like "I ain't going that way, line with two thirds of a triangle on the end!" — Mitch Hedberg

You're gonna sit down. You're gonna shut up. And by the grace of God Almighty, I ain't gonna kill you. — Lois Greiman

Thank you leaf blowers, for making me look like the world's lamest Ghostbuster. I ain't afraid of no leaves. — Jimmy Fallon

Ain't it funny what people say? Ain't it funny what people write? — Rich Mullins

Fun and killing ain't synonyms to regular folks, Zeus."

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Life is a gamble, we scramble for money,
I might crack a smile, but ain't a damn thing funny. — Prodigy

Funny how the love be fake ... but I ain't stressin'.
Thankful for the love that's genuine ... appreciate the blessin'. — Busta Rhymes

Funny thing about love, ain't it? Sometimes it saves you and sometimes, like right then, even love isn't enough. — Eden Butler

Getting married is a lot like getting into a tub of hot water. After you get used to it, it ain't so hot. — Minnie Pearl

Say, Cuttino. What are those Godawful clothes you're wearing? Man, this ain't Rhode Island anymore. You're in the NBA. The girls have teeth here. — Charles Barkley

You can't teach somebody how to be funny. You're either funny, or you ain't. — Denis Leary

When you're in a train and it breaks down, well, there you is. But when you're in a plane and it breaks down, there you AIN'T. — Amy Hill Hearth

I got me a fine wife and I got me old fiddle, when the suns coming up I got cakes on the griddle. And life ain't nothing, but a funny, funny riddle. — John Denver

We got a lot of politicians up there on Capital Hill. Ain't it funny how they prosper while the country stands still? — Waylon Jennings

Manners," I say. "It ain't polite to taste people. Shit. — Nenia Campbell

Now I got my foot - through the door - and I ain't goin' no where. — Gwen Stefani

There ain't no "baby mama drama" up in this Vortex, homie! — Esther Hicks

A nickel ain't worth a dime anymore. — Yogi Berra