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Aging Funny Quotes By Ryan Reynolds: Guys are lucky: We can wear a suit

Guys are lucky: We can wear a suit over and over, just with different shirts and ties. — Ryan Reynolds

Aging Funny Quotes By Pink: For the first few years we paid all

For the first few years we paid all the bills first and divided what was left as salary. Sometimes that was $50 a week. — Pink

Aging Funny Quotes By Will Rogers: You know you are getting old when everything

You know you are getting old when everything either dries up or leaks. — Will Rogers

Aging Funny Quotes By Joan Rivers: There is nothing funny about aging: It is

There is nothing funny about aging: It is rotten and depressing. Anyone who tells you otherwise just hasn't been paying attention. — Joan Rivers

Aging Funny Quotes By James Dashner: Let's hope my aging brain hasn't failed us."

Let's hope my aging brain hasn't failed us." "Yes," Lana added. "Let's hope we're not in Canada or Mexico by now." "Very funny. — James Dashner

Aging Funny Quotes By Aimee Bender: An old man with overalls walked by; I

An old man with overalls walked by; I don't think old people should wear overalls; it makes them look like shrivelly toddlers. — Aimee Bender

Aging Funny Quotes By Zig Ziglar: I'm an expert in higher level math. You

I'm an expert in higher level math. You + God = Enough — Zig Ziglar

Aging Funny Quotes By Tracey Ullman: As I get older, I just prefer to

As I get older, I just prefer to knit. — Tracey Ullman

Aging Funny Quotes By Henri Charriere: When you're suffering, you're oversensitive to everything.

When you're suffering, you're oversensitive to everything. — Henri Charriere

Aging Funny Quotes By Anne Tyler: I'm falling into disrepair

I'm falling into disrepair — Anne Tyler

Aging Funny Quotes By Fennel Hudson: Having a fishing rod in your hand is

Having a fishing rod in your hand is merely an excuse to explore out-of-sight depths and reveal mysteries that previously only existed in dreams. — Fennel Hudson

Aging Funny Quotes By Bauvard: If all women revealed their age, men would

If all women revealed their age, men would have nothing to hide from each other. — Bauvard

Aging Funny Quotes By Thomas A Kempis: The reflections on a day well spent furnish

The reflections on a day well spent furnish us with joys more pleasing than ten thousand triumphs. — Thomas A Kempis

Aging Funny Quotes By Sherrilyn Kenyon: If it makes you feel any better, this

If it makes you feel any better, this isn't my first apocalypse. There is hope. — Sherrilyn Kenyon

Aging Funny Quotes By Anthony Weiner: The gentleman will sit! The gentleman is correct

The gentleman will sit! The gentleman is correct in sitting! — Anthony Weiner

Aging Funny Quotes By Rodney Dangerfield: I told my doctor I wonna stop aging,

I told my doctor I wonna stop aging, he gave me a gun! — Rodney Dangerfield

Aging Funny Quotes By Kenyon Martin: I have feelings, but not when it comes

I have feelings, but not when it comes to basketball. I'm here to win. I'm not here to make friends. — Kenyon Martin

Aging Funny Quotes By Charles Bukowski: When I am feeling low all I have

When I am feeling low all I have to do is watch my cats and my courage returns. I study these creatures. they are my teachers. — Charles Bukowski

Aging Funny Quotes By Rainer Maria Rilke: Angels often do now know whether they walk

Angels often do now know whether they walk among the dead or living. — Rainer Maria Rilke