Aging Funny Quotes
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Aging Funny Quotes & Sayings
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Guys are lucky: We can wear a suit over and over, just with different shirts and ties.
— Ryan Reynolds
Let's hope my aging brain hasn't failed us." "Yes," Lana added. "Let's hope we're not in Canada or Mexico by now." "Very funny.
— James Dashner
An old man with overalls walked by; I don't think old people should wear overalls; it makes them look like shrivelly toddlers.
— Aimee Bender
As I get older, I just prefer to knit.
— Tracey Ullman
When you're suffering, you're oversensitive to everything.
— Henri Charriere
I'm falling into disrepair
— Anne Tyler
The reflections on a day well spent furnish us with joys more pleasing than ten thousand triumphs.
— Thomas A Kempis
The gentleman will sit! The gentleman is correct in sitting!
— Anthony Weiner
I told my doctor I wonna stop aging, he gave me a gun!
— Rodney Dangerfield
I have feelings, but not when it comes to basketball. I'm here to win. I'm not here to make friends.
— Kenyon Martin
When I am feeling low all I have to do is watch my cats and my courage returns. I study these creatures. they are my teachers.
— Charles Bukowski
Angels often do now know whether they walk among the dead or living.
— Rainer Maria Rilke