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My dad has a huge vinyl collection downstairs, but I was never too interested. The only CD I had was by Adam Sandler. — Patrick Fugit

Put on your yarmulkahHere comes HannukahSo much funnukahTo celebrate Hannukah — Adam Sandler

Well, we're living in a material world, and I'm a material girl ... or boy. — Adam Sandler

Girls are soft and pretty. — Adam Sandler

How do I speak Spanish? Not too well. — Adam Sandler

With the amount of money I have, it's difficult raising children the way I was raised. — Adam Sandler

Wasted is when you have a hankering for ice cream. — Adam Sandler

I'm filthy rich! It's good to be Adam Sandler! — Adam Sandler

He has a 5 year plan ... What is it, don't die? — Adam Sandler

I'm 31 now. I think I'm beginning to understand what life is, what romance is, and what a relationship means. — Adam Sandler

Kids end up seeing my movies anyway but some of the mothers get mad at me so I figured I'd make one that I can't get yelled at for. — Adam Sandler

Like every other rich asshole, I have a cook and he's in my trailer making food all the time. — Adam Sandler

It's hard to soar with the eagles when you're surrounded by turkeys. — Adam Sandler

I was a big fan of Kurt Russell growing up and I always wanted to be the modern day Kurt Russell. — Adam Sandler

Chemistry can be a good and bad thing. Chemistry is good when you make love with it. Chemistry is bad when you make crack with it. — Adam Sandler

I've always liked older ladies, ever since my mother would have B'nai B'rith at our house. — Adam Sandler

I grew up cursing a lot. It felt natural. My parents told me to stop. — Adam Sandler

Well I have a microphone and you don't so you will listen to every damn word I have to say! — Adam Sandler

I still get very scared when I step in front of a live audience. — Adam Sandler

I prefer musicals, because I am the best dancer who ever lived. The best plies, the best sashays, and by far the best-smelling Capezios. — Adam Sandler

Most of the stuff I do on the show comes out of me just trying to make my friends laugh. — Adam Sandler

I don't want want to go to jail, I'm fragile. — Adam Sandler

I still like some of the stuff, skateboarding. Just stupid things. — Adam Sandler

My buddies, we've always just tried to make each other laugh. I mean, just like all friends hanging out - that's the goal. — Adam Sandler

I'm filthy rich! — Adam Sandler

Sir one more comment like that and I will strangle you with my microphone wire! — Adam Sandler

I immediately said yes for one reason and one reason only ... .Netflix rhymes with Wet Chicks, — Adam Sandler

I don't know what drives me to succeed. — Adam Sandler

I loved Adam Sandler's early stuff. I thought it was so cool how irreverent and weird he would get. — Adam DeVine

I know I want to always do the best I can. — Adam Sandler

I finished a big book the other day. 421 pages. That's a lot of coloring when you think about it. — Adam Sandler

Now that I'm a parent, I understand why my father was in a bad mood a lot. — Adam Sandler

Comedy, such a lovely lady, she'll pick you up, you your feeling blue. — Adam Sandler

I'm in a mood, Dave. A bad mood, a very bad mood! I was fired from my ice cream truck job today! No more Fudgicles! — Adam Sandler

My hobbies are run-on sentences. — Adam Sandler

Feels good to try, but playing a father, I'm getting a little older. I see now that I'm taking it more serious and I do want that lifestyle. — Adam Sandler

God gave me some weird, beautiful scent that makes men and women go crazy. People compare it to Carvel. It is a whale of a smell. — Adam Sandler

SNL is a home. You've got all of your brothers and sisters there, and it's a great time. — Adam Sandler

On this lovely, lovely Hanukkah, drink your gin and tonica. — Adam Sandler

I don't like being out in public too much. I don't like going to bars. I don't like doing celebrity stuff. — Adam Sandler

Bedtime stories were definitely a big part of my life because I was just so excited my father was talking to me. — Adam Sandler

I really do enjoy making movies and I try to test myself on occasion with some different stuff. — Adam Sandler

When the kids are laughing in the audience, I tear up, I'm so happy I did a nice thing. — Adam Sandler

I have a love in my life. It makes me stronger than anything you can imagine. — Adam Sandler

I enjoy doing all different types of movies even though I am the most comfortable with comedy. — Adam Sandler

Mama says that, happiness is from magic rays of sunshine that come down when you're feeling blue ... — Adam Sandler

I did rocks, all this dumb stuff. But now it's just trying to stay afloat and just get through the days. — Adam Sandler

My intention is never to hurt anybody. I'm happy when people are having a good time. — Adam Sandler

I think Little Nicky was a divergence from the films Adam Sandler was used to doing, and he was taking a risk. I admire him for doing that. — Kevin Nealon

It's important I surround myself with people who make me happy. — Adam Sandler

I wasn't a kid growing up thinking, 'One day I'll get an Oscar and make a speech.' That wasn't on my mind. — Adam Sandler

Sometimes you can't prioritise family and you feel guilty. — Adam Sandler

I don't want to run around with new people. I feel safer with my friends. — Adam Sandler

I don't want my kid to hear any of the albums that I've made. — Adam Sandler

Having a kid is great ... as long as his eyes are closed and he's not moving or speaking. — Adam Sandler

I like sitting and writing with my buddies. — Adam Sandler

I was raised by a mother who told me I was great every day of my life. — Adam Sandler

Hanukkah is ... the festival of lights, instead of one day of presents, we get eight crazy nights — Adam Sandler

It's nice when little teams win. — Adam Sandler

I can handle pain. — Adam Sandler

I would love to work with Adam Sandler. Because then all I'd have to do is just turn the camera on and off. — David Zucker

Sitting in a room being forced to listen to 'The Chanukah Song' over and over. [on his idea of Hell] — Adam Sandler

I sing seriously to my mom on the phone. To put her to sleep, I have to sing 'Maria' from West Side Story. When I hear her snoring, I hang up. — Adam Sandler

I sang a song at my sister's wedding. My mother forced me into that, too. But that one felt all right. — Adam Sandler

Of course, I peed my pants, everyone my age pees their pants. It's the coolest — Adam Sandler

I shouldn't be near Vegas and have money in my pocket. — Adam Sandler

My name is Adam Sandler. I'm not particularly talented. I'm not particularly good-looking. And yet I'm a multi-millionaire. — Adam Sandler

I'm pretty hot, right? Very hot, if I may say so myself. Don't you feel the sex I'm radiating? — Adam Sandler

Adam Sandler is truly brilliant. He plays these goofy characters, but he is a brilliant fellow. — Henry Winkler

I don't laugh at me. I used to. I used to get the giggles when I'd see myself. But now, I see myself onscreen, and I sure don't laugh. — Adam Sandler

My sisters are stronger and my brother's bigger than me. — Adam Sandler

My father used to wear the same pants for like a week. — Adam Sandler

Back to school to prove to Dad that I'm not a fool. — Adam Sandler

I'm not making every decision due to my children. But I do hope they never see some movies I'm doing. But I do want to do more family-friendly movies. — Adam Sandler

Paul Newman's half Jewishand Florence Henderson's half, tooPut them together,What a fine looking Jew! — Adam Sandler

I think I'm playing grown up because I have kids now. But I don't feel grown up yet. — Adam Sandler

I've always had lots of friends and my house was the house they all hung out at. — Adam Sandler

In high school I wanted to be a rock star and was in a lot of bands. — Adam Sandler

My kids don't have a trust fund, they have a debt fund. — Adam Sandler

I definitely connected to the fact that life gets out of control and you end up doing things and wishing you were doing other things instead. — Adam Sandler

The fact that you can see a movie at home, it's great. You're making it for as many people to see it as possible. And that's nice. — Adam Sandler

I'm getting older, and it happens. You don't care as much. I don't care about too much anymore. I've got to think about that a little bit. — Adam Sandler

When I take my kid to school, all the parents stop and stare. — Adam Sandler

A lot of critics object to what I do, but I got into comedy to make people laugh, and I've always worked hard. — Adam Sandler

I'm a huge fan of Adam Sandler and used to have Adam Sandler nights when I was younger. And he's so funny on the set. — Sophie Monk

When I was younger and did a stand-up gig, it would take me two weeks to recover. Sometimes I'd get so panicked that I would stutter. — Adam Sandler

I wanted to make sure that I did one movie in my career that mothers hug me for. — Adam Sandler

I remember when I got my first Adam Sandler CD and it was the funniest thing I'd ever heard in my entire life, and continues to be. — Seth Rogen

Your damaged temporal lobe is causing me pain. — Adam Sandler

I was just a young guy who was excited to become a comedian and an actor and I just wanted to get to do what I got to do. — Adam Sandler

I've got a hockey record, I took off my skate and tried to stab a guy, I'm the only person who ever tried that. — Adam Sandler

I do want children. I study dads more. I watch what they go through. I admire my father more than I ever did and my brother and my sister. — Adam Sandler

I kinda feel like an idiot sometimes. Although I am an idiot, so it kinda works out. — Adam Sandler

Never seen my friends do more push-ups, trying to challenge Cruises' manhood. It was like, I can be strong, too! — Adam Sandler

I do feel good doing them [family-friendly movies], but it's not going to be my way of life. I'm a comedian. — Adam Sandler

Wedding Singer taught us we shouldnt be afraid of making people feel emotional in the middle of the movie, rather than just dealing with comedy, — Adam Sandler

I drew the duck blue because I've never seen a blue duck before and, to be honest with you I wanted to see a blue duck. — Adam Sandler

Wrap the turkey up in aluminum foil, my brother like to masturbate with baby oil. — Adam Sandler

Eat turkey all night long, 50 million Elvis fans can't be wrong. — Adam Sandler

Sixth grade was a big time, in my childhood, of hoops and friendship, and coming up with funny things. — Adam Sandler