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I didn't care much for being called stupid and softhearted. But the boyfriend bit I could live with. — Mike Mullin

You know, I'm an African-American quarterback. That may scare a lot of people because they - they haven't seen nothing that they can compare me to. — Cam Newton

Anyone who still thinks that listening is nothing special should simply try to do it half as well. — Michael Ende

Everyone tells us to be one in a million ... What they don't tell us is that being one in a million also means being one against a million. — Saahil Prem

Every tree bears fruit in its sacred season. — Lailah Gifty Akita

Achmed the Dead Terrorist: Knock, knock.
Jeff Dunham: Who's there?
Achmed the Dead Terrorist: Me, I kill you! — Jeff Dunham

If you don't know how to look, you'll end up putting down the wrong things, which only dilutes or cancels the power of your artwork. — George L. Carlson

I love puns. I've been known to turn the car around just to take advantage of a good pun situation. It really is the highest form of humor. — Karin Slaughter

Photography is a way of shouting, of freeing oneself, not of proving or asserting one's own originality. It's a way of life. — Henri Cartier-Bresson

Liberals have invented whole college majors - psychology, sociology and women's studies - to prove that nothing is anybody's fault. — P. J. O'Rourke

For me, Amazon has stepped in and presented the future of entertainment. Obviously, the future of entertainment is going to be on the internet. — Nicolas Winding Refn

You predicted quick victory. Now it's going to get hopelessly complicated. Jesus, don't you know any better than that by now? — Jim Butcher

Mercy should make us ashamed, wrath afraid to sin. — William Gurnall

Because you don't live near a bakery doesn't mean you have to go without cheesecake. — Hedy Lamarr

I didn't want to kill time. I don't like that expression. I like to look at time, follow it with my eyes, take what I can. — Kamel Daoud