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Best Quote of the day: Don't just sit and read the Quote of the day; Implement it. — Vikrmn

Recipe of SUCCESS needs tons of morale, flavor of attitude and hours of patience to cook. — Vikrmn

It hurts deeper is when somebody you love becomes someone you loved. — Vikrmn

Ram-fication of Ravan-ous thoughts is what Dussehra all about. — Vikrmn

Day in and day out, your tax accountant can make or lose you more money than any single person in your life, with the possible exception of your kids — Harvey MacKay

Contra: Why don't you trust me honey? Wait, rather I doubt that you are in a going around. — Vikrmn

Who shot at you? Nick asked, taking in the stunned expressions on his staffers' faces. Why couldn't he have fallen for an accountant? — Marie Force

Corporate irony; you will seen the best of machines and worst of people ever. — Vikrmn

Let your feelings dream, dreams act, actions speak. — Vikrmn

If I wasn't singing, I'd probably be, probably an accountant. — Janet Jackson

Challenges Ahead? Huh! Who cares! I am a CA, Chartered Accountant. — Vikrmn

Let's not call cancer patients as patients, they are cancer fighters. They are brave hearts. — Vikrmn

I am diagonally parked among the vertically parallel people of this horizontal universe. — Vikrmn

The emptiness that fills in when once-the-beloved says, Who are you? — Vikrmn

They say well begun half done; but Perseverance on the way down takes you up to a great end. — Vikrmn

Life is like a guitar and the combination of chords are called moments. Playing them is the called living the moments. — Vikrmn

I spend 90 percent of my time saying no, and my accountant yells at me for it, but when I started in this business, I wanted my career to have legs. — Omar Epps

My father was an accountant and his father was a typographer. — Umberto Eco

Room full of Success has doors called failures. — Vikrmn

Just win. Period. — Vikrmn

My accountant worships me because I'm so cautious with my money. — Scott Patterson

Talk only if it's worth, else it harms your worth only. — Vikrmn

Power of dreams is not measured by the frequency of dreaming, but by speed of actions to make them come true. — Vikrmn

Today is tomorrow of yesterday.. a better day.. to start with. — Vikrmn

Nothing is tough but your skull so think out of the skull box and let the thoughts fly. — Vikrmn

Be a master of your dreams, not the slave of your sorrows. — Vikrmn

VALENTINE: Are you talking about Lord Byron, the poet?
BERNARD: No, you fucking idiot, we're talking about Lord Byron, the chartered accountant. — Tom Stoppard

When you say "SOMEDAY I'll Live my dreams," that is the eighth day of the week; it never comes. Start working for your dreams TODAY. — Vikrmn

Coal mines, like a hard life, have seen the best diamonds of innovation, more than any jewel factory. — Vikrmn

This universe is ocean of happiness where distance is measured in Smiles Per Hour; more the mileage more the happiness. — Vikrmn

Work to live up to your dreams and fantasies; to hell with them who ask you to come back to reality. — Vikrmn

Challenges are like vehicles in the rear-view mirror. They appear larger and nearer than they are. — Vikrmn

Children dwell in their dreams. Get them the wings and they'll fly. — Vikrmn

Love is deserved, not desired. — Vikrmn

You won't know your limitations until you soar high and give it a try. — Vikrmn

Who's going to manage (health savings accounts)?. It's not going to be your local accountant, it's going to be Fidelity. — Bill Vaughan

With the touch of wisdom, comes the end of fears. — Vikrmn

The moment you think you are out of resources; you still have one thing, Will to Win. Ignite it. — Vikrmn

Only one person can stop me or keep me going; I myself. — Vikrmn

You are not smoking cigarette, it's cigarette that is smoking you. — Vikrmn

The moment to make your dreams come true is day before tomorrow, same time, called NOW. — Vikrmn

Darius blinked. "You're an accountant?" She looked more like a supermodel librarian. Not that he could tell her that. — Laura Oliva

I've been told to speed up my delivery when I perform. But if I lose the stammer, I'm just another slightly amusing accountant. — Bob Newhart

CA study course in India is not the toughest study course. It's for them who are the toughest, the determined ones. I am a Chartered Accountant. — Vikrmn

Challenges in the rear view appear smaller than they are.. But keep your spirits higher than the Challenges are. — Vikrmn

Better an if then, than an oops. — Vikrmn

Right is right, no matter how wrong the time is. — Vikrmn

Shh! It happens. Sh!it happens. — Vikrmn

YOU are born the day you find YOURSELF. — Vikrmn

Facing problems? Good. Even cocoon does. It makes the wings stronger you know. — Vikrmn

Irony; we want to dance like robots and want robots to dance like us. — Vikrmn

I'll always wait for you. Bye! Gotta go. — Vikrmn

In depression, buy gas balloons; they would make you feel lighter. — Vikrmn

A leader is not born; Teachers make the one. — Vikrmn

George Bernard Shaw writes like a Pakistani who has learned English when he was twelve years old in order to become an accountant. — John Osborne

Have rum; I mean, have fun. Don't overdose. Cheers. — Vikrmn

As an accountant by trade, my work for blue chip companies took me all over the world. — Marta Andreasen

I am leaving.
Where?
Not where but whom.
Whom?
You. — Vikrmn

Austerity, if I were to define, I'll say, It's YOU. — Vikrmn

Joy is temporary, Happiness is permanent; for it comes out from positive mind and is an art of tension free heart. — Vikrmn

He looked like an accountant or a serial-killer type. Definitely one of the service industries. — Kinky Friedman

Industrialism implies technology and the cutting of time into precise fragments suited to the needs of the engineer and the accountant. — Harold Innis

Dream and let sleep. — Vikrmn

I look like an accountant. And no offense to accountants! There's some really cool accountants out there. — Jake Lacy

Bluebeard, who said to Scottland Yard, How do I know how many wives I've killed? I'm not an accountant! Never got a dinner! — Red Buttons

Let the pain of past not ruin the happiness of present and dreams of future. Move on. — Vikrmn

Life goes on.. no matter you are happy or not.. no matter you want someone to be happy or not. — Vikrmn

I had the opportunity to go to law school, and my dad, who was an accountant, couldn't believe I wanted to walk away from that and start cooking. — Curtis Stone

Caution: Poems are sweeter than chocolates. — Vikrmn

Got a problem? Good that you know you have one. Otherwise people either don't know that they have or they don't accept the fact that they have any. — Vikrmn

Ladder of success is made by nails of Patience. — Vikrmn

Those thinking Why, When, Where, Who are information providers; the one thinking "HOW" is the leader in solving the problem. — Vikrmn

See the world from another perspective and things would be simple. — Vikrmn

The reality is that a person who has always struggled with numbers is unlikely to be a great accountant or statistician. — Tom Rath

Cancer can touch you, but not your soul; neither your thoughts, nor your heart. — Vikrmn

I think too much of the music industry is for the lawyer and accountant mentality. — Chuck D

Friends understand the unsaid words, no matter if they are silent for years. — Vikrmn

CA means Chakra of Ambitions. I am a Chartered Accountant. — Vikrmn

Every day in life there are challenges; whether you're an accountant, a race car driver or whatever you do. — Justin Allgaier

An accountant is a man who puts his head in the past and backs his ass into the future. — F. Ross Johnson

A friend with seed (capital), is a business-man in deed. — Vikrmn

Jo dimaag ki dahi banaaye, uski lassi kardo, aur chill maro. (If someone makes curd of your brain then churn them to buttermilk and chill). — Vikrmn

Life as a defeated warrior with dignity is lot better than the king ruling without it. — Vikrmn

You are the best at life and shine when you just be YOURSELF. Let nobody tell you that you are not capable of doing what you believe in. — Vikrmn

Do as gas balloons do, while in depression; inhale helium of happiness and fly high. — Vikrmn

The longest tenured First LOVE and Greatest TEACHER, in-fact life long, is none the other, but Mother. — Vikrmn

CA means Can-do Attitude. I may fail, but I would not give-up because I believe I can. I am a Chartered Accountant. — Vikrmn

There is only one mother in this world who is the best one; the one that every kid has got. — Vikrmn

every pirate and privateer has lurking within him the soul of an accountant. Though some would say 'tis the other way round. — Neal Stephenson

The company accountant is shy and retiring. He's shy a quarter of a million dollars. That's why he's retiring. — Milton Berle

Dream? What it is? If you realise it, it's everything; if not, continue the slumber. — Vikrmn

Don't shout the dreams out.. let it be done by your deeds; stay calm and fly high. — Vikrmn

Did you hear about the accountant who became am embezzler? He ran away with the accounts payable! — Jackie Mason

Give it a try.. for you are born to fly high; don't sit on the shores, don't wait and sigh. — Vikrmn

It's easier to teach a poet how to read a balance sheet than it is to teach an accountant how to write. — Henry R. Luce

If you kill the Ravana in you, it's like killing the healthy cells along with cancer cells. Guru with Guitar. Happy Dussehra. — Vikrmn

Behind every successful flight, lies the will, full of thrust, against the wind; the will to win. — Vikrmn

I have more faith in my bra than I have in my accountant. — Laurie Notaro

I just wanted to be a businessman, and to me, the best way to understand business was to be an accountant. — Aubrey McClendon

Tough is to innovate; else you are just competing with photocopy machines. — Vikrmn