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Tombay's hopes, which were nil before, are absolutely zero now
— Murray Walker
What if there is only an equal ratio of happiness to unhappiness in the world at any given time?
— Gabrielle Zevin
The drug culture has shaped at least one major change since the Sixties; It became the basis for overloading our prisons.
— Jimmy Carter
It's certain that fine women eat A crazy salad with their meat.
— William Butler Yeats
I don't care what anybody says, I think that George Bush is absolutely the right president to oversea the end of the world.
— Marc Maron
Anyone who thinks impressions of old movie actors is funny absolutely cannot be trusted. I think it's like a law of nature.
— Stephen King
The venture community is largely male.
— Sandra Lerner
When you read a piece of writing that you admire, send a note of thanks to the author.
— Sherman Alexie
I'm proud that I've never stopped writing about being poor.
— Eileen Myles
The sufferings and death of Jesus Christ are a substitution for the endless punishment of all who truly believe on Him.
— Nehemiah Adams
The doctor asked me recently how I was feeling within myself, I replied, "absolutely fine doctor, but I'm terribly lonely without myself.
— Benny Bellamacina
TV demands so little of us. It anesthetizes our worried minds and breeds mental laziness.
— Steve Whigham
People would say bad things about you, because it is the only way their insignificant self can feel better than you.
— Dennis E. Adonis
If there is hope, it lies in the proles.
— George Orwell
Best to have only a few absolutely perfect trait - for example, my hair and eyes and sparkling personality - so you don't overwhelm.
— Kiersten White
Maybe I can stalk you again sometime."
"Absolutely. — Katie Klein
"Absolutely. — Katie Klein
I was extremely lucky that I had two great wives. It sounds a bit funny to say that, but it's absolutely true.
— Edmund Hillary
The guy behind the counter scratches his neck. "Are you being serious?" Her face is stoic. "Absolutely. I never kid about teddy bears.
— Jessica Sorensen
A frightening menagerie, my emotions are
Too many and varied to number
Like creatures they crawl and they fly above
Tearing my body asunder. — Maggie Stiefvater
Too many and varied to number
Like creatures they crawl and they fly above
Tearing my body asunder. — Maggie Stiefvater