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A father is a fellow who has replaced the currency in his wallet with snapshots of his kids. — Michael Forest

When you first open Niall [Horan]'s wallet, the first thing you see is a picture of Justin Bieber and a picture of us. — Liam Payne

I don't want to be a thief of my own wallet. — Johan Cruyff

Man. He felt almost guilty about the condoms in his wallet. A guy wasn't supposed to lust after Beaver Cleaver's mom. — Jasmine Haynes

The Deering General Store? Look at it. That's not a place to get a battery. That's a place to lose your wallet. Or your virginity. — Maggie Stiefvater

It is a sad thing to me that in this world a persons value is measured by the size of their wallet. — Heather Wolf

Kaz rolled his eyes. The easiest way to steal a man's wallet is to tell him you're going to steal his watch. — Leigh Bardugo

Somebody's on a man hunt. And she's accepting all applicants with a big wallet, a penis, and a beating heart. Good luck with that. — Kim Holden

It seems to be a law in American life that whatever enriches us anywhere except in the wallet inevitably becomes uneconomic. — Russell Baker

Riding a bicycle is about getting back to basics. It's good for the waistline and it's good for the wallet, is what I'm saying. — Phil Keoghan

Ah, yes, divorce ... from the Latin word meaning to rip out a man's genitals through his wallet. — Robin Williams

The sight of a pretty woman had an airborne chemical effect, like nerve gas. It relaxed the rubber band around his wallet. — A.J. Liebling

I've got a wallet, it's orange. In case I wanna buy a deer. That doesn't make any sense at all. — Mitch Hedberg

A batch of credit cards fattens a wallet before it thins it. — Evan Esar

If you are not generous when it's difficult, you will not be generous when it's easy. Generosity is a function of the heart, not the wallet. — Wayne Dyer

The irony of seeking a shrink: they are successful in shrinking your brain but unfortunately they also make your wallet shrink. — Mico Monsalve

If they bulge in the brain or anywhere else of interest, the wallet is a good alternate location. And I should know. — Maureen Johnson

Whenever you hear a politician start a sentence with, "If we can put a man on the moon ... ," grab your wallet. — Jonah Goldberg

If you want to see a man come to his senses, try something like, Do you happen to carry a rubber in your wallet? Did I mention I'm not on the pill? — Catherine Ryan Hyde

For Father's Day, my kids always give me a bottle of cologne called English Leather. It's appropriate! To them I always smell like a wallet. — Robert Orben

Real choice is clear information and the right to walk away from a bad deal without leaving your wallet behind. — Jeff Merkley

I knew damn well she wasn't a seer. I'd checked her wallet after bumping into her accidentally in the lobby. — Donna K. Fitch

Poor is a state of mind. Broke is a state of wallet. You can fix being broke; it's not so easy to fix being poor. — Ric Edelman

Reach deep into your wallet and buy a decent mule. — Robert Fitterman

I have a picture I keep in my wallet of my father's corpse ... I keep that picture in my wallet to show people who show me baby pictures. — Doug Stanhope

In the kingdome of a cheater the wallet is carried before. — George Herbert

The easiest way to steal a man's wallet is to tell him you're going to steal his watch. You take his attention and direct it where you want it to go. — Leigh Bardugo

Make a list of twenty-five things you want to experience before you die. Carry it in your wallet or purse and refer to it often. — H. Jackson Brown Jr.

Pride tells me to give it back, but common sense tells pride to shut up, have a joint and relax. I shrug and put the note into my wallet. — Mohsin Hamid

The way to a woman's heart is through your wallet. — Frank Dane

A chest of gold coins or a fat wallet of bills is of no use
whatsoever to a wrecked sailor alone on a raft. — Alan Watts

I don't carry a wallet. I keep my cards in my pocket and cash in my boots. — Jackson Rathbone

Poverty is a condition that resides in the heart ... not in the wallet. — Jo Ann V. Glim

One can understand a person by the way he removes his wallet and puts his hand to take out money. — Boman Irani

I don't use a wallet. My money is just free-flowing in my bag. — Christa B. Allen

For many years, we have repeated that the direct-to-consumer channel is growing and capturing a larger share of our customers' wallet. — Richard Hayne

Instead, I pull out my wallet and hand Mrs. Carnes a twenty, which is the smallest I have, and she counts off the books. — Jennifer Niven

With Johnson, you never quite knew if he was out to lift your heart or your wallet. Roy Wilkins — Robert A. Caro

You'll reach into your wallet to brandish a photograph of a new puppy, and a friend will say, 'Oh, no - not pictures.' — Caroline Knapp

The secret to a happiness is a small ego. And a big wallet. Good wine helps, too. But that's not really a secret, is it? — Robert Louis Stevenson

You lose a wallet or keys or something and you notice in a second, but your life can go missing and you don't even know it. — John Dufresne

He spoke in telegram-as if every word he used cost five bucks, and he only had a twenty in his wallet. — Suzanne Brockmann

Sex in the body is fine. Money in the wallet is fine. It is only a problem when they enter your mind. — Jaggi Vasudev

I don't put cash in my Louis Vuitton wallet. I have it thrown around my bag - jut a whole bunch of hundreds, maybe $5,000. — Nicki Minaj

Staying out all night and sleeping most of the day is quite a drain on the wallet. — S.A. Tawks

They were certainly a pair. Cincinnati in a dead man's suit, Mother in a dead man's wallet. — Ruta Sepetys

Make investments with your heart not just your wallet. — E'yen A. Gardner

I may be a famous writer but when white people clinch to their wallet and stare at me with scorn I need to ask my skin why. — Daniel Marques

I have a couple of 'doing caps' in my wallet. That's what I call condoms. — Aziz Ansari

Hollywood is a dirty temptress that has stolen my wallet way too many times. It's a great town, but at the same time, it's a hustle. — Alexandra Shipp

So I'm into men now, even though they can be frightening. I want a schedule-keeping, waking-up-early, wallet-carrying, non-Velcro-shoe-wearing man. — Mindy Kaling

Giving a politician access to your wallet is like giving a dog access to your refrigerator. — Tim Barber

An alcoholic will steal your wallet and lie to you. A drug addict will steal your wallet and then help you look for it. — David Sheff

A once-robbed John, it won't remove its wallet from its trousers again until it gets the action it paid for. Nice try, sweet thing. NOT. — Karen Marie Moning