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I'm one of the more pessimistic cats on the planet. I make Van Gogh look like a rodeo clown. — Dennis Miller

Somebody said they seen her heading out of town, now she ran away with a rodeo clown. — Toby Keith

A good old rodeo never hurt anyone. — Taylor Kitsch

Getting sweaty with a woman after some good sex was one thing, but he'd rather not start out that way. — Cat Johnson

This ain't my first rodeo!".

~R. Alan Woods [1999] — R. Alan Woods

I'm divorced and I've been to the circus and seen the clowns. This ain't my first rodeo. — Naomi Judd

It's hard to keep your head when the ground's moving 'neath your feet — Jim Cuddy

I thought she was going to win it, she just got out-bobbed at the wire. — Jerry Hollendorfer

When a man that attractive licks his lips, a girl's got to look. And imagine ... — Cat Johnson

Life's a rodeo and all you have to do is stay in the saddle, — George Jung

I see the rodeo's in town again. — Bobby H. Barbee, Sr.

When you choose a man who thinks eight seconds is a long time, perhaps you need two of them. Hmm? — Cat Johnson

Well I've always wanted to sing at something called The Houston Rodeo in my hometown, so hopefully I'll get to do that one day. — Danielle Bradbery

If you're demanding a rodeo jester be thrown in the dungeons for mocking the king, don't pretend you support a free country. — Steve Stockman

It seems a fine line between being a matador and being a rodeo clown — Jase Robertson

So now I'm rollin' down Rodeo wit a shotgun, These people ain't seen a brown skin man, Since their grandparents bought one — Zack De La Rocha

I wouldn't miss this fake-homo show for all the Gucci Shoes on Rodeo Drive. — River Jaymes

I can remember sittin' in a cafe when I first started in rodeo, and waitin' until somebody got done so I could finish what they left. — Chris LeDoux

Heaven wouldn't be like this earth, this tormented earth ruled by evil forces that tossed humanity to and fro like a slow clown in a two-bit rodeo. — Joe LaFlam

One of my favorite books is 'Armadillo Rodeo', and I got the idea from traveling to Texas and seeing armadillos. — Jan Brett

I wanted to be like my father, who was a cattle man and a rodeo roper. And that was - he was my hero, and I wanted to be more like him. — Dave Brubeck

To enjoy rodeo properly, you gotta be close enough to see the snot fly. — Cat Johnson

I'm more of a rodeo type guy. — Larry The Cable Guy

Sometimes I think life is just a rodeo, the trick is to ride and make it to the bell. — John Fogerty

Rodeo Drive is a giant butterscotch sundae. — Andy Warhol

When I am at rodeo I find it difficult not to root for the animals. — Demetri Martin

You're gonna have to hold on tight, because this rodeo is just getting started. — Joya Ryan

I love going to Rodeo Drive with my wife. — Jose Andres

This ain't the 4-H rodeo at the Pocahontas County Fair ... this is horse racing — Jaimy Gordon

I was street smart, but unfortunately the street was Rodeo Drive. — Carrie Fisher

How is it a vegan won't visit the zoo or rodeo, but you'll level a man with martial arts? — DiAnn Mills

NOW CAME OUR INTRODUCTION to Smiley, former rodeo clown, whose name outside the costume might as well have been Cranky as Hell. — Ivan Doig

Instead, I have the alien version of Grumpy Cat, and he just roped and tied me like a calf at a rodeo. Asshole. — Ruby Dixon

You know it's important to have a Jeep in Los Angeles. That front wheel drive is crucial when it starts to snow on Rodeo Drive. — Christopher Guest

It's the ropes and the reins, and the joy and the pain. And they call the thing rodeo. — Garth Brooks

You might be a redneck if your sophisticated show-biz cousin is a rodeo clown. — Jeff Foxworthy

Saddle bronc is the quintessential rodeo sport - not the chaos of bull riding or the thrashing of bareback riding. It might be harder than both. — John Branch

Don't fuck with me, fellas. This ain't my first time at the rodeo. — Joan Crawford

When I was young, I loved shopping at a store on Rodeo Drive called Lina Lee. Shopping there made me feel so special. — Kris Jenner

In all fairness, darlin', I should probably warn you that this ain't my first rodeo. — Cindi Madsen

Who can go to a rodeo and then criticize the hunter? ... an expertly placed bullet would be the best gift a rodeo horse could receive. — Roger Caras

Rodeo careers can end without warning, as quick as the next try at an eight-second ride. — John Branch