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I love a good massage, and they gotta go deep. — Zoe Lister-Jones

I have a massage when I want to relax. I love being pampered. I love island massages when you're outside in the fresh air. — Angie Stone

He can cook and give good massages. What more do you need in a husband? — Jill Shalvis

After a grueling leg workout nothing feels better than a slow, deep massage on your quads. — Robert Cheeke

Mr. Gorbachev, tear down this wall. And get a massage - you look really stressed — Ronald Reagan

Her vagina could offer shiatsu massage and whistle the national anthem - it's still not worth marrying her to get a piece of it. — Leisa Rayven

The good thing about being stuck at the airport for an extra hour, is that it gives you a chance to give weary travelers surprise massages. — Eugene Mirman

I like a deep sports massage - a casual beating up. I try to get them whenever I can, usually more if I'm getting in shape for a role. — Chris Pine

An oil massage, a hot bath, a good night's sleep, soft smells and music and clothes with soft textures denote sensuality to me. — Padma Lakshmi

The neck massage: signature move of a Professional Boyfriend. — Robin Mellom

I don't fear death because I don't fear anything I don't understand. When I start to think about it, I order a massage and it goes away. — Hedy Lamarr

That comes from most people having an American film model in their heads which is nothing but a total illusionary masturbatory massage. — Peter Greenaway

I love a massage. I'd go every day if I could. I don't need to be wrapped in herbs like a salmon fillet, but I do love a massage. — Jason Bateman

I like getting massages regularly. So much so, that I built a massage room adjacent to my office. — Stewart Rahr

Did you ever wake up with an erection ... and find yourself in a massage chair at Brookstone? And you yell to the sales clerk "I'll take it!" — Zach Galifianakis

When I want to reward myself I get a relaxing massage. — Eva Longoria

He looked as though he had just had a steam bath, a massage, a good breakfast and a letter from home," wrote one journalist. — Rick Atkinson

There's very little in my world that a foot massage and a thin-crust, everything-on-it pizza won't set right. — G.A. McKevett

The sign on the side of the highway said "Shoulder Work," and I thought, "I could go for a massage right now." So I pulled over. — Jarod Kintz

I always think I look better after a yoga class. It's the same as a massage. We look so amazing after a massage because we're relaxed. — Andie MacDowell

Never let stress shape your strategy. Most women think better after a brisk walk, a light meal, a massage and a nap. — Barbara Taylor Bradford

Aromatherapy without massage is like an orchestra without a conductor — Robert Tisserand

Ha. You have no idea how hard a guy gets off from a good prostate massage. — Elle Kennedy

I am a God, so hurry up with my damn massage; in a French-ass restaurant, hurry up with my damn croissants. — Kanye West

Find a way to get a full-body massage every day. — S. Jay Olshansky

I should prefer to have a politician who regularly went to a massage parlour than one who promised a laptop computer for every teacher. — A. N. Wilson

Or for the gorgeously bare vampire to give her a sensual massage while feeding her peeled grapes. — Jeaniene Frost

For $60, I once bought a neck massage at a 'massage parlor' that advertised in 'The Washington Post.' — Gene Weingarten

When you died I didn't weep nor dream but knew you like a god breathe in each healing we begin. — Olga Broumas

A businessman needs a laptop. Athletes need massages and the right diet. — Lolo Jones

A car can massage organs which no masseur can reach. It is the one remedy for the disorders of the great sympathetic nervous system. — Jean Cocteau

I like to have a massage therapist come to my house, get a massage, take a bath, go to bed. That's a perfect night alone for me. — Stacy Keibler

I went to a massage parlor, it was self service. — Rodney Dangerfield

The way to health is to have an aromatic bath and a scented massage every day. — Hippocrates

At noon I get to the gym to do my boxing workout. Three hours there. Rest. Once in a while I get a massage, because I need it once in while. — Juan Manuel Marquez

Matt rested his head against the bus window, the vibration working like a strange massage. — Harlan Coben

At first the kid kicking the back of my airplane seat was enraging. Then I imagined it was a broken massage chair and I kinda liked it. — Kristen Schaal

Sleep. It's like giving yourself a massage. — Bethenny Frankel

Buying a gun was out of the question. First, it would be difficult to keep nearby while doing a nude massage. — Marshall Thornton

When I really treat myself, I go to incredible Leonor Greyl in Paris for a head massage. — Natalia Vodianova

Every night my wife used to give me a foot massage. And my face would smell weird afterwards, but ... — Emo Philips

Costco is a passion. Costco is like a massage. — Kris Jenner

It feels like getting a back massage from the Grim Reaper: one must get comfortable with the most horrifying things in the world. — Gerald R. Ford

There are other ways I think of myself as spoiling myself ... I ... get a massage once a week. Other people can, I didn't used to, and I can now. — Steve Ballmer

The media is not just the message. The media is a massage. We're constantly being stroked, manipulated, adjusted, realigned, and manoeuvered. — Joey Skaggs

Sometimes the most urgent and vital thing you can possibly do is take a complete rest. — Ashleigh Brilliant