Ish #1 It's not your mama's macaroni and cheese if you used spaghetti noodles.
Ish #303 It's a street food vendor! Stop asking for the health score rating.
Ish #19 If your diet soda has zero calories, zero sugar and zero fat, what the hell are you drinking? 
Ish #109 If MapQuest says make a right, go straight. You'll get there quicker.
Ish #211 Your child is your parental obligation, not friend. 
Ish #177 You never know what you don't know, until you finally know it.
Ish #28 "Give you child a name with meaning.
