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I don't think it's cool when I have to announce that I'm gluten-free; in fact, I feel like a total jackass 99.9 percent of the time.
— April Peveteaux
And I will not be beaten by that jackass.""Jackass?" said Foaly, wounded. "My favorite uncle is a jackass. — Eoin Colfer
The women take so little stockIn what I do or say
They'd sooner leave their cosseting
To hear a jackass bray ... — William Butler Yeats
Because a jackass brays doesn't mean you have to take it to heart.
— Jeanne Phillips
The title of the class was listed in fresh dark ink: Introduction to Not Being a Stupid Jackass.
— Patrick Rothfuss
A pack of jackasses led by a lion is superior to a pack of lions led by a jackass.
— George Washington
You stupid jackass," Ian said."Who's got the crush on a worm, bro? You gonna call me stupid? — Stephenie Meyer
Is everything okay with you and Jackass over there?" "I can hear you," Seth replied, dumping the eggs in a heated skillet.
— Jennifer L. Armentrout
Comparing John to James is like comparing a racehorse to a jackass.
— Donna Andersen
You look like a Goth factory exploded all over you!" he called as she ran down the hall."Love you, too, jackass! — Rachel Caine
You once asked if I told Maxon about you, and I did. He knows exactly what a spineless, ungrateful jackass you are.
— Kiera Cass
Air ye deaf, lass?I think. He might have called me a hairy jackass — Karen Marie Moning
It's a book, jackass.
— Lane Smith
I once told Nixon that the Presidency is like being a jackass caught in a hail storm. You've got to just stand there and take it.
— Lyndon B. Johnson
Who would have thought working for an angry jackass would result in my getting fucked up against a cold window at work and liking it?
— Christina Lauren
Yup," Heather replied. "Some jackass tries to prick me and I'm gonna prick him right back! Leave the bottle, bucko. Save ya a trip.
— Jacob D. Lochner
But love doesn't make a mean drunk not a mean drunk or a narcissist not a narcissist or a jackass not a jackass.
— Cheryl Strayed
A burger and fries will be fine, servant." "I appreciate your order, jackass."
"As you should, beauty. — Bijou Hunter
Listen, I gather you have a problem working with a psychic. Believe me, I don't like working with a jackass any better.
— Kim Harrington
They?" he said, sounding apprehensive."Me. They're like me."
"Don't be a jackass," Roswell said, but not meanly. "No one's like you. — Brenna Yovanoff
An artist is like a woman who can do nothing but love, and who succumbs to every stray male jackass.
— Heinrich Boll
Did you ever know that you're a jackass?
— Chris Jericho
Only a jackass ever talks over his affairs with a woman, whether she be his sweetheart, wife, or sister, or mother.
— H.L. Mencken
All work and no play may make Jim a dull boy, but no work and all play makes Jim all kinds of a jackass.
— William Randolph Hearst
When you call upon a Thoroughbred, he gives you all the speed, strength of heart and sinew in him. When you call on a jackass, he kicks.
— Patricia Neal
He's practicing his Constitutional right to be a jackass.
— Julie Miller
Being president is like being a jackass in a hailstorm. There's nothing to do but to stand there and take it.
— Lyndon B. Johnson
You treat me like a dog and you expect me to smile? You remind me of a jackass.
— Stone Cold Steve Austin
Lady, I didn't get up this morning wanting to be a jackass ... but you just pushed my jackass button.
— Bill Engvall
You look more of less the same."She strode right past him. "And you still look like a jackass," she said sweetly. — Sarah J. Maas
The thing about letting yourself fall in love with a jackass was - you might be in love, but he was still a jackass.
— Karen Robards
Just because a jackass brays does not mean you have to pay attention.
— Jeanne Phillips
I moved to the counter. A note was propped on the register. Welcome home, Ms. Lane. Arrogant, overconfident jackass.
— Karen Marie Moning
A woman could love a jackass. She could not love a son of a bitch. Many have tried, Gideon. Many have tried.
— Deanna Raybourn
