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If you keep walking past the barbers, eventually you'll get a haircut. — Paul Merson

I'm the star of the show. I should have a decent haircut. — David James Elliott

You oughta see Kathy's brother. Now there's a hood. He's so greasy he glides when he walks. He goes to the barber for an oil change, not a haircut. — S.E. Hinton

Aw honey. Today's as important as forever." Grandpa Joe in "Shave and a Haircut" Flash Warden and Other Stories — Eileen Granfors

When you lose a lover it's like getting a bad haircut. It grows back in time. — Sammy Davis Jr.

Dance music is so interchangeable. There's not a lot of face to it. It's a bunch of Dutch DJs with the same haircut. — Diplo

With a haircut like that and a face like that, it looks like Billy Ray Cyrus went and had sex with a retarded hyena. — Dwayne Johnson

Eople (in Minnesota) avoid stupidity when possible, not wanting to be a $10 haircut on a 50 cent head. — Garrison Keillor

We have to get you a haircut sometime today. You're starting to look like a sulky rock star."
"Well, I am a rock star," he said, deadpan — Thea Harrison

Every barber thinks everybody needs a haircut. — M.F. Moonzajer

I used to have a sort of spiky haircut and it just feels better to have short hair again. — Evan Dando

We still want what we want. We want a haircut. — Don DeLillo

I've tried to have a regular haircut, but it just pops back up again, so this is the way it's going to be. — Rod Stewart

You might be a redneck if you need an estimate from your barber before you get a haircut. — Jeff Foxworthy

She stole a glance at Kevin Kimberly...No other man of her acquaintance ever boasted so smooth a shave or as shapely a haircut. — Nancy Paschal

A $20 haircut hardly ever lasts longer than a $5 haircut. — Wes Smith

Dorothy Hamill was my big idol as a kid. She'd won the Olympics in 1976. She was America's sweetheart with her personality, her talent, her haircut. — Kristi Yamaguchi

Above his olive-skinned neck a Low Dark Fade they call it at the barber's school where I go for a $4.99 haircut and an experience. — Joseph McElroy

I looked like a 'Super Mario Bros.' Goomba. It's arguably the ugliest haircut on the planet. — Matthew Gray Gubler

Babies haven't any hair; Old men's heads are just as bare; between the cradle and the grave lie a haircut and a shave. — Samuel Hoffenstein

He's a haircut and a forehand. — Ivan Lendl

she looked about as hard to get as a haircut and at about the same price. — Kyril Bonfiglioli

The voice was cool, drawling, and insolent, but the eyes were something else. She looked about as hard to get as a haircut. — Raymond Chandler

It's amazing what a haircut and forgetting to shave will do. — David Cook

French women know one can go far with a great haircut, a bottle of champagne, and a divine perfume. — Mireille Guiliano

I feel prettier with a naked face and ChapStick. But a good haircut makes a huge difference. — Lena Dunham

In a way the philosopher and the barber are of the same guild; the barber cuts hair and the philosopher splits hairs. — Jose Ortega Y Gasset

He was trapped in a haircut he no longer believed in.

- King James Version — Billy Bragg

our mission does not consist in our appearance, a beautiful haircut or in showing off our body, decorations and clothes — Sunday Adelaja

I knock cheerfully on the super's door - shave-and-a-haircut, two-bits! — Kristan Higgins

Why don't you get a haircut? You look like a chrysanthemum. — P.G. Wodehouse

Never ask a barber if you need a haircut. — Warren Buffett

I see Sandy Barr got himself a $4 haircut ... $1 for each side. — Raven

My girlfriend is upset about her new haircut. I don't understand why she's crying. I'm the one who has to get a new girlfriend. — Anthony Jeselnik

My hair was too big. And my head is big, and my hair is big, so my helmet gets too small. So I have to make a haircut. — Alexander Ovechkin

When I got my head shaved, it was all over the papers. It's weird that when you get a haircut you are in the papers, it's pretty stupid — Mark Feehily

When you need a haircut, it looks like you have no one to take care of you. — Lemony Snicket

Having a bad haircut can be quite traumatic! — Rachel Stevens

The boy really needed a haircut. Didn't he know that shoulder-length hair on guys just wasn't sexy unless you looked like Johnny Depp? — Jody Morse

A $50 haircut, cool glasses, skinny jeans and a tattoo does not a prophet make. — Paul Washer

If Bill Gates is worth $30 billion then a good haircut must cost $31 billion — Dennis Miller

You don't ever ask a barber whether you need a haircut. — Warren Buffett

Bob Dylan's not a hype and a haircut: he's the real thing. — Benmont Tench

Growth of human hair is the absolute blessing for a barber — Munia Khan

You might be a redneck if you go to a Tupperware party for a haircut. — Jeff Foxworthy

While I was gone, I had quintuple bypass surgery on my heart. Plus, I got a haircut. — David Letterman

I used to get a haircut every Saturday so I would never miss any of the comic books. I had practically no hair when I was a kid! — R.L. Stine

An afro is a poor man's haircut. — Mokokoma Mokhonoana

A woman who cuts her hair is about to change her life. — Coco Chanel

Being in a rock band, I feel a certain responsibility to have a weird haircut. I mean, who else gets to do that? — Win Butler

I've never had a haircut where I've gone to a hair cutting place and they gave me an incorrect haircut. So I've been pretty lucky. — Chandler Riggs

My music is like the perfect haircut-a Friday-night cut! It makes you feel like wanting to put on some nice clothes to go out and have a good time. — Anthony Hamilton

The fir tree had grown a punk haircut, as it did every summer. — Nancy Adams

You're nothing but an apple, a silly t-shirt, a catchphrase and a stupid haircut. — Randy Orton

I don't like to do much with my hair - which is good, because I don't know how! I just always make sure I have a great haircut. — Chyler Leigh

Can't take him up there for a short haircut." Hallston smiled coldly. "I doubt anyone — Tom Clancy

(Don't ask the barber whether you need a haircut.) — Warren Buffett

Worst haircut I've ever seen in my life. And I've had a few bad
ones. It looks like he (John Daly) has a divot over each ear. — David Feherty

Oh you cut your hair! What happened? Are you going through a breakup or something?"

"My favorite character died. — Joyce Rachelle