A Brand New Year Quotes

A Brand New Year Quotes & Sayings

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I have a twelve year old sex doll. Brand new. — Anthony Jeselnik

You know it's time for a New Year's resolution to lose weight when you step on a talking scale and it says, One at a time, please. — Jo Brand