A Baby Quotes
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I don't think of myself as offbeat and weird. As a kid, I saw myself as the type of guy who would run into a burning building to save the baby.
— Christian Slater
A bittersweet truth: she wasn't anyone's baby anymore. She'd been left bereft. Her value diminished. She was poor. Alex
— Suanne Laqueur
You said that if I ever lost a finger, I'd cry like a baby. But I didn't. I cried like a man.
— Meljean Brook
You put a baby in a crib with an apple and a rabbit. If it eats the rabbit and plays with the apple, I'll buy you a new car.
— Harvey Diamond
Cause' baby you're a firework!
— Katy Perry
Joey looked confused and horrified, like a stripper bursting out of a cake only to realize she's been accidentally delivered to a baby shower.
— Justin Halpern
Biggest lesson I've ever had in life is that blues had a baby and they named it rock 'n' roll.
— Sinead O'Connor
I am a man. And I am former baby and a future skeleton, and I am a distant future pile of dust.
— Demetri Martin
I love you, Sport. I want to put my ring on you. I want to put my ink on you. I want to make a baby with you.
— Susan Fanetti
I had my baby outside in a thunderstorm. It was really romantic.
— Evangeline Lilly
I'm very superstitious. I come from a family that's big on not painting the nursery until the baby is home.
— Nina Jacobson
He can't be a baby forever. He's a Stark, and near four." Robb sighed. "Well, Mother will be home soon. And I'll bring back Father, I promise.
— George R R Martin
For a second, Americans could still feel like big swinging dicks. Solidarity, baby.
— Paolo Bacigalupi
My friends who have babies can't do anything. You can't go out at night. Having a baby is like a DUI from the universe.
— Natasha Leggero
Babies should be classified as an antidepressant. It's pretty hard to be in a bad mood around a 5-month-old baby.
— Jim Gaffigan
It's a very nice thing to have a baby.
— Andy Richter
When a new baby is expected mother has 9 months to prepare the family and the kitchen for her departure!
— Nursing Mothers' Association Of Australia
Because I'm attractive and sucessful so if I can't get a man I must be failing at something?
— Jane Green
And will I like being called a jazz baby? You will love it. — F Scott Fitzgerald
My sister's expecting a baby, and I don't know if I'm going to be an uncle or an aunt.
— Chuck Nevitt
I live for a woman who scratches, just make sure to keep it on the back, baby, I dont like scars." ~Otto Carvalletti
— Sherrilyn Kenyon
That's the strange thing about being a mother: until you have a baby, you don't even realize how much you were missing one
— Jodi Picoult
Baby," I said, "I'm a genius but nobody knows it but me.
— Charles Bukowski
If you want nice, baby, play with your fucking dog. When you're ready to play with a man, then call me. (Zarek)
— Sherrilyn Kenyon
If Elton John and Madonna had a baby it would be Lady Gaga.
— Jon Bon Jovi
Did you hear about the baby just born that was both sexes? It had a penis and a brain. - overheard at the University of Oregon Medical School
— David James Duncan
Paddy was in the delivery room when the midwife handed him a black baby. "Is this yours?" she asked "probably" said Paddy "she burns everything else"
— Billy Connolly
No, baby, I'm all man," he said with a smirk, winking at her. "Want me to prove it?
— Jane Harvey-Berrick
I have thick skin. I'm not a baby. Nothing really offends me. If there's something I think might offend me, I don't listen to it.
— Larry The Cable Guy
Catch a boat to England baby, maybe to Spain. Wherever I have gone, wherever I've been and gone, wherever I have gone ... The blues are all the same.
— Jackson C. Frank
No one ever wants to see his or her name linked to anything bad. Conscience is like a baby. It has to go to sleep before you can.
— Harvey MacKay
Twenty years old and this man stood ready to take on the world, all for the sake of our unborn baby.
— A.B. Shepherd
I got introduced to audiobooks because of having a baby.
— Susie Bright
A soiled baby with a neglected nose cannot be conscientiously regarded as a thing of beauty.
— Mark Twain
Fair warning, baby. I'm in the mood for a fight, and I wouldn't play fair or nice.--Niall Hunter to Khloe Richardson
— Naima Simone
I never can understand how two men can write a book together; to me that's like three people getting together to have a baby.
— Evelyn Waugh
Having a baby is part of a woman's life, and it is surely a great waste to be afraid of life.
— Joan Lowery Nixon
Publishing a book is like being pregnant. By the end, you're just ready to get that baby out!
— Carmen DeSousa
That dude's as guilty as a baby with a soggy diaper!
— Noah Child
It must be a little love, - a baby, sort of,It shies away when the cars honk and hiss,
But adores the bells on the horse-tram. — Vladimir Mayakovsky
My illness is due to my doctor's insistence that I drink milk, a whitish fluid they force down helpless babies.
— W.C. Fields
We have long passed the Victorian Era when asterisks were followed after a certain interval by a baby.
— W. Somerset Maugham
My baby is amazing; even his head smells amazing. His breath, the whole thing, you could eat him! He's a big, beautiful boy. He's great.
— Orlando Bloom
You need a husband and some babies to look after. Otherwise you're going to grow up into a virago ...
— Lindsay Armstrong
Yes, Mrs. Todd, a bonny, bouncing baby girl." Sylvie thought
— Kate Atkinson
Somehow when you see a politician kiss a baby, shake a hand kiss anything
it is tainted. — Elise Valmorbida
Every time I fold the baby's clothes I feel like a giant that got a housekeeping job with a nice family.
— Dana Gould
You know what happens when you push a dragon? They burn you alive, baby. You're playing with fire.
— Lisa Renee Jones
I live in a house that was built in 1480. It has a moat around it. It is like a little baby castle.
— Bill Wyman
I suppose the difference between baby people and me is that I do not consider smiling while farting 'holding up your end of a conversation.
— Lizz Winstead
This is my father. Try what you can with him! He won't listen to me, because he remembers what a fool I was when I was a baby.
— George Bernard Shaw
I want to attend a Pampered Chef party about as much as I want to go to a used auto parts party where you can win a baby monkey as a door prize.
— Carol Maloney Scott
Penard's got a secret baby!' Fifteen-year-old Richard twisted his lips up at one end. 'Maybe he has a secret wife in the attic!
— Olivia Newport
And really is there anything in the world more captivating than a beautiful young mother with a healthy baby in her arms? 'What
— Anton Chekhov
I never believed I was going to have a baby until I heard her cry.
— Liane Moriarty
In Baby You're A Rich Man the point was, stop moaning, you're a rich man and we're all rich, heh heh, baby!
— John Lennon
The world is a very complicated place, as babies know.
— David Mumford
Put this on your list of things to know: the combination of tinsel, baby angel wings, and manger hay burns like weed at a Miley Cyrus concert.
— Stephanie Perkins
You don't get your prebaby body back, ever, because you cannot go back to being a person who hasn't had a baby. Because you had a baby.
— Wednesday Martin
Baby can you dig your man? He is a righteous man!
— Stephen King
Recreational sex is thus supposed to function as the glue holding a human couple together while they cooperate in rearing their helpless baby.
— Jared Diamond
Remember to dream big, think long-term, underachieve on a daily basis, and take baby steps. That is the key to long-term success.
— Robert Kiyosaki
A rose with all its sweetest leaves yet folded.
— Lord Byron
Even a Canadian baby with a harelip would be beyond our means.
— George Saunders
The leg of a baby is stronger than the balls of Muhamed Ali
— Imi Lichtenfeld
My mom was a photographer and whenever they needed a baby for a modelling job, she'd stick me in front of the camera. That's how it started.
— Alyson Hannigan
I'm a free bitch baby
— Lady Gaga
We did it, Baby," he said in a hushed voice. "I still can't believe you're my wife.""Believe it," I said, smiling. — Jamie McGuire
There are babies a span long in hell.
— John Calvin
You aren't afraid of needles. I see one, and I start crying like a baby.""I've never seen you cry."
"It's on the inside. — Gena Showalter
Every memory is precious. It is more precious when it is a memory of a baby's smile.
— Debasish Mridha
He knew at once it was a human bone, when he took it from the baby who was sitting on the floor chewing it.
— Arnaldur Indridason
A small step toward recovery is giant progress.
— Mark Cortes
Flowers are words even a baby can understand.
— Quentin Crisp
You may not know it, but I was adopted as a baby by my wonderful parents, Allan and Margaret Atkins of Cumberland Gap, Tenn.
— Rodney Atkins
born on a early Sunday morning in August, 1960. A church baby
— Kathryn Stockett
