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5 Year Anniversary Funny Quotes By Will Rogers: Every Harvard class should have one Democrat to

Every Harvard class should have one Democrat to rescue it from oblivion. — Will Rogers

5 Year Anniversary Funny Quotes By Fyodor Dostoyevsky: Suffering is part and parcel of extensive intelligence

Suffering is part and parcel of extensive intelligence and a feeling heart. — Fyodor Dostoyevsky

5 Year Anniversary Funny Quotes By Margaret Cho: I feel sorry for anyone that I am

I feel sorry for anyone that I am obsessed with. I am worse than gum in your hair, very, very close to the roots. — Margaret Cho

5 Year Anniversary Funny Quotes By Sophie Angmering: Fortunately, Captain Helena Thorn had acquired a reputation

Fortunately, Captain Helena Thorn had acquired a reputation for an eclectic taste in sexual companions and a fast turnover — Sophie Angmering

5 Year Anniversary Funny Quotes By Robin Sharma: A runner doesn't just show up and win

A runner doesn't just show up and win a race. He trains long and hard. Do you just show up every day and hope to win? — Robin Sharma

5 Year Anniversary Funny Quotes By Amy Tan: I learned to forgive myself, and that enabled

I learned to forgive myself, and that enabled me to forgive my mother as a person. — Amy Tan

5 Year Anniversary Funny Quotes By Wallace D. Wattles: Read only the most optimistic comments on the

Read only the most optimistic comments on the world's news; those in harmony with your picture. — Wallace D. Wattles

5 Year Anniversary Funny Quotes By Rob Buyea: We're lucky some people are so full of

We're lucky some people are so full of goodness. — Rob Buyea

5 Year Anniversary Funny Quotes By Anneli Rufus: Alone, we are alive.

Alone, we are alive. — Anneli Rufus

5 Year Anniversary Funny Quotes By Gregory Maguire: Animals are born who they are, accept it,

Animals are born who they are, accept it, and that is that. They live with greater peace than people do. — Gregory Maguire

5 Year Anniversary Funny Quotes By Harry Reid: Seniors love getting junk mail. It's sometimes their

Seniors love getting junk mail. It's sometimes their only way of communicating or feeling like they're part of the real world. — Harry Reid

5 Year Anniversary Funny Quotes By Mark McKinney: Oh, and Scott, get Mark to play me.

Oh, and Scott, get Mark to play me. He's the most talented one anyway. — Mark McKinney

5 Year Anniversary Funny Quotes By Jodi Picoult: Identification is not the same as knowing someone

Identification is not the same as knowing someone through and through. — Jodi Picoult

5 Year Anniversary Funny Quotes By Harry Houdini: A magician is only an actor - an

A magician is only an actor - an actor pretending to be a magician. — Harry Houdini