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40 Funny Quotes By Ann Dunham: You're 40 and he's 22. Do you have

You're 40 and he's 22. Do you have to marry him? Couldn't you just adopt him? — Ann Dunham

40 Funny Quotes By Justin Bieber: Anything above 40 is a little too old

Anything above 40 is a little too old for me. I just look for a girl who is funny and has nice eyes and a smile. — Justin Bieber

40 Funny Quotes By Charles Woodson: I couldn't believe it. That was the first

I couldn't believe it. That was the first time I had ever seen somebody celebrate for a whole 40-second clock. That was ridiculous. — Charles Woodson

40 Funny Quotes By Mitch Hedberg: I read that MTV's Real World got 40,000

I read that MTV's Real World got 40,000 applications. That's amazing, such an even number. You would have thought it would be 40,008. — Mitch Hedberg

40 Funny Quotes By Jim Gaffigan: When our bed is made, it's covered in

When our bed is made, it's covered in 40 pillows-like we're stockpiling ammo for the global pillow fight. — Jim Gaffigan

40 Funny Quotes By Jim Gaffigan: You think when gym teachers were younger, they're

You think when gym teachers were younger, they're thinking, "You know, I want to teach ... but I don't want to read. How about kickball for 40 years?" — Jim Gaffigan

40 Funny Quotes By Roy Bean: I find this corpse guilty of carrying a

I find this corpse guilty of carrying a concealed weapon and I fine it $40. — Roy Bean