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On December third I started following commands. my OT told me to do something with a ball, and I did it! — Amy Rankin

I leave off therefore,
Since in a net I seek to hold the wind. — Thomas Wyatt

An ounce of mirth is worth a pound of sorrow. — Richard Baxter

The one thing I think we learned this year is that the Democrats and the Republicans are completely worthless. — Lewis Black

I maintain that two and two would continue to make four, in spite of the whine of the amateur for three, or the cry of the critic for five. — James Whistler

Before you can win the fight, You've got to be in the fight. — Bill Walsh

What I love about Goofy is the flesh on his cheeks. You can almost feel it. — John Lasseter

You didn't create yourself, so there is no way you can tell yourself what you were created for. — Rick Warren

We listened patiently to Lester, words skittering out of his mouth like cartoon dogs on fresh-waxed linoleum, frantically going nowhere. — Amy Tan

I was born the day you kissed me,
died the day you left me,
but lived for the time that you loved me — Anju

Never unlock your heart to someone who has to bend the key to make it fit. — Toni Sorenson

The faster the motion, the less time to think. Fuselage journalism, Hugh Sidey of Time later called it. — David Halberstam

You don't know how long you have, do what makes you happy. Live. Love and be remarkable. — Will Kostakis

How about you agree to waive the fine and I promise not to e-mail you the remaining eighty-six photos of my dog dressed as a bear? — David Thorne

He was sunset against the mountains, strong, vibrant, dangerous, and yet somehow sheltering, protective. And married.
Picnic, meet rain. — Devon Monk